Melonmancy Podcast

I'll take my vindication in a bag to go please Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it! Stuff cited: Expedition 33 reviews Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here...

Do you think those Marathon robots might be fully functional and anatomically correct? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just a couple of really long ones. Crack open a beer and chill with us. We're gonna talk about the Galaxy showcase, Marathon, Skyblivion & the leaked Oblivion remake...

It's time to buy a Steam Deck The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All of that and more! Sources cited: Nintendo Online subscribers get to upgrade the zelda games for free f...

Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit) A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk about those this time while @Dielan@shitposter.world has time to get through the new Xenoblade. Some li...

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that. Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being serious. Charts: Monster Hunter Wilds chart Capcom IR sales numbers for 2024 Avowed steam chart CP2077 Chart...

This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Avowed steam chart TF...

It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Nightmare Kart dev crashes out Dr Disrespect gives post-mortem on Midnight Society Lords of the Fallen announcement post Obligatory: Listen to the new episode her...

Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been. A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Literally WHO studio grandstanding over lewd PC mods Aggro Crab leaves...

People of the internet, lend me your ears! Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own! We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If you have a suggestion go let us know on our forum We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Odysee...

This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year! GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, and some guy named Drew. Don't 5get to sign up on our forum https://melonmancy.cafe to chat with us while we're out. This forum is an investment in the future, we...

Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is) GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about two hours of your time. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one re...

They unironically called it PSSR omfg GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast ap...

We did this episode stone cold sober GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one but that's because we are covering some of the details surrounding Concord, Dustborn, Star Wars Outlaws, Soulash 2, and Black Myth Wukong all in one episode. Th...

We promised to deliver hopium and the 2nd half of this episode is all hopium We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a change. Besides, most of the bad news in gaming spreads like wildfire are you really hearing about those stories from us first? Let me tell you instead about how co...

Put your satoshis where your mouth is! Nobody is coming to save you. 50% of the Sats received by this episode will be sent to Freakoverse who is creating DEG Mods! DEG Mods is on Geyser Fund, click here to see the page and give your support! Welcome to Melonmancy Podcast Episode 92! Keeping a light agenda today talking about the Second Wind drama, Bungie layoffs, our own backlogs, and more! Listen...

If Yasuke's history was really fanfiction all along what else have they lied about? Episode 91 is here and we've come to shit on Ubisoft once again. Also come hear Vic's first impressions for the latest slot machi..I MEAN Gacha game! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a mo...

WE BACK (from vacation) Everybody and their mother had a video game showcase since we last recorded and it warrants a chinwag (he he). Somehow Nintendo came out on top? News and hot takes found within. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS...

We had to record this twice Hydroking in the house! We asked Hydro to finally join us since our previous attempt to record episode 89 didn't save right. Expect coverage of Sony State of Cringe, The oral history of the Destiny franchise with Hydro, and more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redir...

I think it's long past time for a complete Ubisoft boycott for all games past, present, and future. The horrors won't end! Sony and Microsoft compete for worst decisions in gaming, meanwhile Ubisoft might have them both beat. All of this and more in our episode! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one...

We totally wrapped recording this one JUST before the big Helldivers 2 account linking news dropped. Oh well. In today's episode Stellar Blade first impressions! Is the story really as predictable as the bloggers say? Dielan gives his predictions based on being 10 hours in. Find out in the episode after this if he was right. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get...

Remember kids, merit based employment also means merit based performance evaluation! News concerning DEI in videogames has been winding down lately but content creators who agreed with us seem to be dragging it out on purpose. Is it grift? We'll discuss that and more on today's Episode! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new f...

Special thanks to @sun@shitposter.world (formerly @moon@shitposter.club) for joining us! Shitposter Club has been reborn as Shitposter World ! In today's episode SPW owner & administrator @sun@shitposter.world joins us to give the full scoop on WTF happened and how did we get here. Additionally, everybody pour out a cold one for Nier 3. What a game. Hear our exhaustive recap towards the end of the...

The $70 you were going to spend on FF7 Rebirth would be better spent on boosting our podcast! Trust me ;) @dielan@shitposter.club finally beat FF7 Rebirth and has a lot to say, most of which is not good. After that, we have so many updates on gaming news, from Kotaku's death knells to the latest drama surrounding microtransactions. Grab a beer this one is long. Listen to the new episode here! Disc...

At this rate I'm going to need more moonshine. FF7 Rebirth First Impressions! Helldivers 2 elitists on suicide watch after a single nerf patch! Rooster Teeth is finally Dead! WTF is an SBI? All of that and more in today's episode. We referenced an interview when we were reading out the boosts from last episode, this is a link to that Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW...

Thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Shitposter Club's full recovery! Until SPC is back up, you can follow Dielan at @dielan@post.ebin.club btw To everybody's surprise, Helldivers 2 has the world in an absolute chokehold. So we're going to talk about it. This episode is the first episode of the Melonmancy Podcast that uses CHAPTERS! Let us know what you think of the chapters, are they too lon...