Masters of Nonsense

Don't cry, because the nonsense has returned and it's rowdy! The Masters reconvene to discuss the audio version of Daniel Bryan's bestselling autobiography, the overwhelming need to preorder WWE 2K16 for the Terminator bonus, and fond memories of the greatest villain in pro wrestling history, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Ronda Rousey's fitting tribute at UFC 190.

Rob, Mike, and Anthony discuss the WWE Network special event, "Beast in the East." They review the entire card and share some insights on what they thought worked and sucked. Find out why they are inspired by the Power of Positivity and join in on their debate on how Finn Balor takes a dumpski while wearing his demon paint.

Rob al Ghul and Mikewing react to the first half of Batman: Arkham Knight. They initially discuss their spoiler free thoughts on the Batmobile, gameplay, and general story directions before bat-diving into a spoiler filled analysis. Find out how they want to incorporate "Kiss From A Rose" into the second half of the game.

While Mike is away with fatherly duties, Matt and Rob decide to talk about the year’s biggest gaming conference, E3. They discuss the biggest announcements, most anticipated games, why all the presenters are awkward, and if they are in a game inside a game.

The Masters discuss the new Fallout 4 trailer and share their thoughts on the state of open world games. Mike embarks on an international quest for pancakes for his (at the time) pregnant wife.

With his Apprentice of Nonsense due any day now, Mike asks Rob and Matt what movies, music, and video games they want to share with the little guy. Mike reveals the two names in the running for the baby and discovers a connecting theme among everyone's choices, ending with a lesson to teach the new addition.

After a brief hiatus, the realest guys in the room reunite the woof pack. Rob poses the be-all, end-all questions that leads to a lot of turmoil within the group. If you could pick one WWE superstar to mimic in real life, who would it be? If you could pick one video game universe and one movie universe to live in, what would it be? As Mike, Matt, and Rob answer these questions about themselves, th...

The result of the first fencing duel challenge is revealed. Witness the mayhem here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI3_oTXw7Ec Pete joins the gang to reveal why he bought Matt a PS4 for his birthday. They discuss some fierce co-op battles in multiplayer games. Matt tries to determine his best man by putting Pete and Mike on the spot about Ghostbusters knowledge. Rob reveals his heartbreak caused...

Mike and Rob talk about their childhood pro wrestling characters and exploding Japanese death matches. They then reveal Fordham Prep hijinks, including Mike's overthrow of the Anime Club and Rob's experience with lights, shopping carts, and bloody shins. The guys debate the new Nathan Drake model for Uncharted 4 and video game voice actors.

The guys discuss the newest movie trailers for Terminator, BatmanvSuperman, Mad Max, and Star Wars. Matt shares the sad and twisted tale of the kidnapping and transformation of Duck Liddell. Rob shares his ideal gaming soundtrack for Resident Evil Revelations 2 courtesy of the new PS4 Spotify App.

The gang gets together over Tex-Mex to watch Daredevil on Netflix. Matt gives the first two episodes a standing ovation, and Rob critiques the main star's blind acting (particularly his lasagna eating). Sade considers if the Ninja Turtles rapid growth resulted in stretch marks. While setting up the episode, Mike finds Wolfcop in his Netflix queue and stumbles on upon an instant classic B horror mo...

Rob considers contemporary wrestling names only to discover that porn names might be the best way to go. Matt describes a trip to a museum and comes back with a giant testicle story. Mike debates the greatest of all enemies - 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck? The Masters review new comics from up and coming artists.

Judgment Day is here for WrestleMania 31. The Masters discuss their favorite and least favorite moments from the event and future Arnold related entrances for Triple H.

Mike, Rob, and Sade decide who is the true leader of the group by talking about failures at group activities. This leads to a discussion of the best strategy to break their losing streak in Escape the Room. Mike believes that Staples might be the key to changing their luck. Rob and Sade find love via Resident Evil. With the upcoming revival of the Rock Band franchise, is it time to bring the band...

Rob reveals how being nervous led to his family celebrating his birthday with a greasy, drugged up pro wrestler on his birthday cake. Matt discusses how "The Princess Bride" led to his exploration of fencing. The Masters lay out an open challenge to the world to duel Matt.

Matt "hypothetically" asks Rob and Mike if they ever made wishes that somehow came true, only to reveal the dark and twisted implications of his wishes becoming reality. Why is Matt's eternal soul damned to an afterlife of punishment? Find out more about this and Mike's experience with politics in an online, pro wrestling role playing league in Part 1 of a special two part discussion.

Matt gets an unexpected Tinder response. Mike and Rob share embarrassing bathroom stories. Rob begins the Road to Wrestlemania by talking about his obsession with John Cena. Mike channels his inner Cliff Compton. Why is Krang in the stomach of a robot's body?

All aboard the crazy train! The guys discuss certifiably insane moments in video games while Matt becomes patient zero from tainted Chinese food. Who is the true psycho of the group? They also discuss hand-to-hand combat and phone call interruptions. How did Matt almost get Mike killed during a Krav Maga class?

Rob uses a random topic generator to shape the discussions. The guys discuss cyborgs & braille, crappy concert experiences, and bad costume stories. This all leads to a Human Centipede debate involving the most powerful adhesive known to man - super crazy gorilla glue.

Rob and Mike bring back Loveline (or Lovelife to not get sued) to save Matt's disastrous romantic identity. Matt reveals the one who got away, discusses the pros and cons of speed dating, reveals his dark past with Ambien, and discloses why Iron Man 3 almost ended the group.

Mike and Matt ask Rob why he greets people in a weird way, only to discover Rob might be a sentient robot. Matt reveals a weird dream that involved gremlins in tuxedos. Mike talks about deep conversations while scooping cat litter.