Loud About Nothing

This week the boys have on four time author, Sara Banincasa (@sarajbenincasa). Sara starts the episode by telling them about the three, yes three, different tramp stamps that she has. They go on to talk about dating and the age range that they each have dated. Sara does call Robbie a sweet little angle boy and compares him to Jesus. Truly an episode you don't want to miss with a woman who put on m...

In this episode the boys talk Philly! Robbie tells the story of his 21st birthday party where he rides a mechanical bull, a little too well. They talk about the different levels of fake ids that college kids have. Sebastian reveals his master plan to get the perfect Philly cheesesteak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys have fitness/motivational influencer J-Arp on the podcast. They start the pod by having fun leaning into their NY energy and talking wedding food. J-Arp goes on to tell them about his childhood and how he overcame many medical obstacles, including losing 300 lbs. The boys go on to talk about J-Arp's dream of being a wrestling promotor and how not even a broken back can stop him...

It's just the boy's and they go into great detail about Sebastian's Saturday night, which went from beers at the Yankee game to him dancing at House of Yes! Sebastian experienced both sides of NY all in one night. In the episode they discover how "Balllllin" might be the original "Sheeesh". Robbie brings up the idea of how rich finance and tech bros can ruin a clubs clout. Sebastian ends the episo...

This week the boys have a very very funny guest this week, @thecomedian._ You know it's going to be a fun episode when a NY native is on. They get right into it talking about manicures and pedicures. They talk about spring breaks. Sebastian asks The Comedian about long distance relationships. They talk about how to flirt on instagram. The Comedian could dunk in middle school but says shortly after...

The boys this week start the episode by honoring Sonny from The Godfather and Paulie Walnuts. Sebastian is annoyed at Millennials for a new trend on Tik Tok where they claim to be so innocent. Robbie admits to the fact that he has a Woody toy that he got when he was 17!! They debate the difference between a toy and a collectable. The episode ends with them discussing what might be the greatest pic...

This week the boys have Anthony Sneed on the podcast. Anthony is a writer, director, actor and most importantly Sebby Cianti's friend. They start the episode by talking about skin care routines and Sneed's hot privilege. He denies he has any and then immediately goes on to tell a story about the time he joined the mile high club. Sebastian asks Sneed about his time in the street art world which sp...

The boys got some constructive criticism this weekend and immediately apply it to the episode. Sebastian talks about the ice cream men on Staten Island. They talk about the special type of hustle that exists there. Sebastian and Robbie reminisce on the way kids would scheme with Pokemon cards. Robbie tells a story about being afraid of fireworks in Disney. Sebastian says people need to clarify som...

James Dwyer is back on the podcast! They start the episode talking about their recent trip to Costco. Sebastian explains why he doesn't use the Brita. Sebastian asks James what kind of restaurant he would want. James talks about traveling alone to Ireland. They all have different relationships with traveling alone. They talk about commercial auditions. Robbie shares an embarrassing horny puberty s...

This episode starts different than normal. The boys generally shy away from reality on the podcast but kick this one off by acknowledging the difficult times right now. They then hard switch to talking about the re-usable underwear being marketed to Sebastian. Robbie reveals he doesn't really know what bra sizing means. They talk about their love for malls. Sebastian offers some great advice for c...

This week the boys have Taylor Garron on the podcast. She starred in a 2021 film that won awards at Tribeca Film Festival. She is also a writer and stand up comedian. Sebastian thinks Taylor is classy. Taylor tells a story about running into her therapist. They talk about pools and smoking weed. Sebastian tells a story about getting kicked out of church in college. They marvel over how good the fo...

This week they start the episode talking about how they breathe to deal with stress. They reflect on their time on Staten Island. Sebastian discovered the best place to break up in NYC. They also invent a new type of Guitar Hero. Sebastian has noticed facebook has become only about essays. They talk about polytheism and Sebastian remembers some songs he learned in Sunday school. Robbie recently fo...

This week the boys have Brooks Allison on the podcast. Brooks is a touring musician and comedian from Comedy Central. Brooks and Sebastian tell Robbie he's gotta believe in things more. Brooks talks about figuring himself out in HS and College, and the role weed had in that. They pitch an Italian Better Help ad. They talk about how uncomfortable locker rooms can be. Brooks talks about going on the...

The boys are back and Sebastian starts by talking about the best sleep. He shares what he learned from living with a woman. Sebastian questions Robbie's philosophy minor and brings up this new sentient AI at Google. Robbie has been feeling a lot of reverse FOMO recently, which he calls a HINT (Happy I'm Not There). They think of their HINTs (paintball, picnics and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child...

Robbie and Sebastian's very hilarious friend, Steve Gray, is on the podcast. Sebastian starts the episode with some blunt questions. Steve talks about growing up in Chicago and going to boarding school. Steve and Sebastian call out Robbie for using flirty emoji's. Robbie claims not to realize the purple devil emoji is that flirty. Steve talks about his ideal travel partner. They talk about the dif...

The boys are seeing each other for the first time in ten days. Sebastian reflects on his sister's wedding. Robbie remembers the "Escape from Pompeii" and Sebastian thinks you shouldn't revisit things we liked as kids. Sebastian talks about how freeing it was walking around the zoo with his nephew. Sebastian heard the most "Brooklyn" sentence. Apple is adding an "unsend" feature and it is going to...

This week the boys have #1 Knicks fan and HONY legend, Anthony Donahue (@AnthonyMSG). Anthony tells the boys about growing up in the Bronx but having to move upstate in middle school. He talks about his early days as a DJ and his various feuds in Walton NY. Anthony talks about meeting some of his idols, John Starks and Spike Lee. Anthony says he will never be a podcaster and is always radio show f...

Sebastian opens up the episode commemorating the great Ray Liotta. Robbie likes doing things with people for their first time, Sebastian thinks it can be annoying. Sebastian talks about the most persuasive weed dealer he ever met. Sebastian talks about a time where he went on a lot of first dates. They talk about how easily they can cry. They discuss the most popular way to be famous now. Sebastia...

This week we have improv legend, Patrick Keene, on the podcast. They talk about math and getting in trouble in school. They take aim at parents for taking the easy way out on "finding your purpose". Sebastian goes as far as saying to be brave you must be alone. They talk which movies are red flags. Sebastian claims he is the Yo Yo Ma of the microwave. Check Patrick out @pad00d2.0 on IG! Learn more...

The boys both watched Jackass this weekend. Robbie had never seen one, Sebastian had his whole life influenced by it. He tells various stories from his childhood of attempting to mimic Jackass. It also includes an on mic chug off which Sebastian cheats in but somehow still wins fair and square! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys have New Jersey in the house with DJ Case Ace (@djcaseace). He is getting ready for a summer DJing at the Osprey. He tells the boys about starting out and finding your "Whiskey Tango". He also loves to cook. Sebastian quizzes him on an important part of Italian cooking. They comment on the new Jack Harlow album. He tells stories about a crazy wedding and sweet 16. They give advi...

This episode Robbie talks about the new Bad Bunny album. Robbie thinks its success means everyone is horny. Sebastian talks about the toxic positivity in Gen Z. They both are unpleased with the new Jack Harlow album. Sebastian wants to change the narrative around public urination. He ends the episode complaining about the circle. He also outlines what where you are on the catfish spectrum means. L...

This week the boys have on the very funny Stewart Fullerton (@stewartandchill) on the podcast. She talks about growing up in Arkansas and going to college with mormons. Sebastian explains his pizza or taco theory. Stewart tells a story about bombing at a wedding and proclaims she's done going to bad weddings. They all hypothesize what they want in a relationship. They take shots at hot girls. You...

The boys (and everyone) have been taking a lot of L's lately and wanted to talk about them. They share there unlucky weekend. Sebastian tells a story of trying to be cool as a kid. Robbie tells an embarrassing story from more recently. They talk about the surprising Kentucky Derby outcome. Sebastian thinks all human behavior is driven by four categories. Come out to their first show back on June 1...

Native New Yorker, Podcaster and Actor, Griffin Newman is on the show this week. They kick things off with a shot of NYC tap water. They immediately get into it talking about how Sebastian's Mom hates comedy. They talk about the need to "perform" in school as kids. Robbie tells a story where he took it too far and Griffin tells the story of when he opened for Mr. Turkey. Griffin wants to hear the...