Listen, They're Fine

Bubba and John recount their recent family vacations and complain that the neighborhood rat casino for children (Chuck E. Cheese) has declined in quality. A larger conversation about toys leads to digressions about when it's appropriate to try to fistfight teenagers in a movie theater, how not to properly prepare for a colonoscopy and whether they have the skills necessary to help rebuild society...

John bemoans the empty promises of his kid’s summer camp and Bubba sheds light on the secretive world of the deep-state Michigan Amish community. The boys swap horror stories of buying and selling used children's items from strangers from a certain online resale portal. Plus a cautionary tale about why looking up your ex on social media can lead to an existential spiral…

John shares why his son is a chauvinist when it comes to nighttime underwear and the guys discuss how It's A Wonderful Life is a devastating study of adulthood. Bubba shares how he thought his mother was going to abandon her family for Oscar-winning actor Sidney Portier and makes the case for why caning as punishment should make a comeback.