Kump

Ray and Lucie discuss pulling out of Afghanistan and Lucie's ridiculous new Civil War book, which could ruin everything.

Ray and Lucie talk about the death of Ray's hero, DMX, and Ray's nemesis, Prince Philip. Plus, they investigate the career of the notorious Scott Rudin.

Ray and Lucie talk about Easter, the crucifixion, dog anatomy, and how doctors are overrated.

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s trip to the dentist, national parks, and Ray defends his controversial new invention.

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray's healthy fear of the outside world, his new frozen food obsession, and how they would handle being a teacher.

Ray and Lucie start the show talking about Bill Burr’s controversial Grammy appearance, but get sidetracked musing about a world in which Ray has a gun for a hand. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray's sushi incident, trying marmite, and the most recent royal family scandal. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray and Lucie talk about the Lady Gaga dog kidnapping, why all gymnastics coaches should be suspect, and Ray shows Lucie how he’d bust McDonald’s union. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray tries to fill the late Rush Limbaugh’s shoes. Plus, Ray and Lucie talk about the emergency in Texas and the reckoning after the Britney Spears documentary. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray and Lucie talk about a cyber attack in Florida, the oldest woman in Europe surviving covid, and Ray’s plan to make the news fun again. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray and Lucie discuss holding the line, Ray’s new technique for dealing with fruit flies, and the lengths Ray would go to to provide for his children. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray rants about his stolen underwear, breaks down the hero cycle, and makes a case for why he should fill Larry King’s shoes. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray unveils his new studio, talks about the need for an American monarchy, and reveals how he’d lead LeBron James back to the NBA finals. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray teaches you how to prepare your family for the new holiday reality, with survival tips and cannibalism .  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray is joined by the great Tim Dillon, and they discuss the decline of America's youth, the rise of America's steak prices, and finding love on the road.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray imagines his digital Thanksgiving, and thinks nostalgically about an old salesman. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray brainstorms ways to ease the transfer of power, and breaks the silence on Jimmy Carter's Sawzall antics.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray contemplates election outcomes, suggests some last minute strategy, and wonders if this is the last Kump before civil war.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray describe his vision of a future where our talent is commodified into a giant sludge with the help of Brian Cox and Al Pachino. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

To celebrate the launch of Kump merch, Ray paints a vivid picture of the coming horrors, and teaches you how to adapt. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray discusses assembling a shelf, the Bill Burr controversy, Jeff Bezos shoehorning nudity, and much more. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray discusses Fake YouTube, getting scammed, beef, Biden and Trump. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Inspired by a recent football crime, Ray pitches his fall lineup of new television shows.  Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray fantasizes about a broken near future and nominates himself for the Supreme Court. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray talks about Cuties, Bob Woodward, San Fransisco, and Halloween.