Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

“Candy Corn”   Out on VOD and Blu-Ray now at Epic-Pictures.com   Kim tells Ket about the Candy Corn trailer.  They discuss their fave ways to revenge haunt their murderers, the Candy Corn premiere, and their love for the Epic Pictures/Dread Presents fam.   Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & K...

Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby” Ket tells Kim about Hagazussa, Germany’s answer to The VVitch, starring Aleksandra Cwen, Celina Peter and Claudia Martini.  Make sure you have an extra shot with you because shit is gettin’ 15th century fucked. Ketryn begins with murdering Kim for not having seen The Sound of Music, then the girls tell us all about Horrible Imaginings Film Fest...

“Gretel and Hansel”   Released January 31, 2020   Ket tells Kim about Gretel and Hansel.  And just like the age old fairytale tells us… don’t eat food from a creepy crapbag Beverly Hills Housewife in the woods.    Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat w...

Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder” Kim tells Ket about House of 1000 Corpses starring Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie and Bill Moseley. Let’s turn up some Hamilton and RAGE, #Sammies! We’ll learn who has a will to live and who has the will to nap. The girls will get drunk on fruit and tell us of their dream to throat-punch and bottle-stab someone. Mos...

“Three From Hell”   Released September 16/17/18, 2019   Kim tells Ket about Three From Hell.  Ket relies solely on her neighbors and the kindness of strangers to try and survive… and realizes she’s basically the girl who cried wolf. Listen to our House of 1,000 Corpses episode this Wednesday to see where this story and our nicknames for the characters all begins!   Watch the trailer here... http:/...

Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR” Ket tells Kim about Night of the Creeps starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins and Steve Marshall. They take a nice long trip to Tangent Town and learn all about ASMR. They’re still not clear about Den Mothers and have a lot more questions. As always, they ask the important questions like when did “Miller Time” start? Everyone grab you...

“Mary” Released October 11, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Mary.  Umm… guys. Ketryn is just straight up throwin’ kids off boats now. Boats, ghosts and creepy crap bag kids are NOT her jam. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gma...

Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch” Kim tells Ket about The Autopsy of Jane Doe starring Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox.  So get the tommy hawk, Pod! Don’t forget your mystery femur. Let’s get religualistic! We’ll learn about how Kim creeped out a room of Disney casting execs and we’ll learn how Ket creeped out everyone by saying she’d like a body to autopsy for...

“Artik” Released September 10, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Artik.  There are not one, but two, gentlemen that the girls are inappropriately attracted to. This is a new film from their friends over at Dread written and directed by Tom Botchii Skowronski Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html       Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET...

Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins” Happy Anniversary, Sammies! Kim & Ket each tell an episode of Tales from the Crypt at their very first live show to commemorate one whole friggin’ year of talkin’ at ya! Kim will attempt to complete her spiritual journey by electrocuting people and Ket will attempt to murder Santa. They’ll BOTH get their gettins...

“Don't Let Go” In theatres August 30, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Don't Let Go.  They start off with their Monday headphones on and discuss their staying-alive control-freak issues.   Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail...

Kim tells Ket about Spring starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker. But the greatest horror may be Kim and Ketryn attempting to beatbox and freestyle. We’re going to learn just how prevalent ARE human tails and can Ket have one. We’ll also unite all the sluts with a jaunty chant! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Spring. Dir. Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead     Get acquaint...

“Ready or Not” In theatres August 21, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Ready or Not starring our favorite babysitter, Samara Weaving. Ketryn asks the most important questions of all… HOW CUTE IS THAT DRESS?? Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls...

Ket tells Kim about this movie (?) called Killer Klowns from Outer Space starring Suzanne Snyder, Grant Cramer and John Vernon. Ketryn has challenged Pennywise to a duel and she’s tagging these assholes in. Join animatronic farmers and the dinosaurs from the 90’s sitcom Dinosaurs with clown (klown?) makeup on and let’s hop in Ketryn’s Ford Windstar with (not) Rex Manning. Most importantly, we’ll f...

“The Lighthouse” In theatres October 18th 2019 Kim tells Ket about Lighthouse in which Cedric Diggory and Jesus live in a lighthouse together… or something like that. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep th...

Kim tells Ket about another one of Arik’s favorites that she feels mediocre about: Jacob’s Ladder starring Tim Robbins and Elizabeth Pena. We learn that Ketryn’s 80’s kitchen ghost has returned with a new (familiar?) ear worm to implant in all of our brains and don’t ever rely on Arik to help you in a haunted nighttime cat situation. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jacob’s...

 “Satanic Panic” In theatres September 6th Ket tells Kim about Fangoria’s Satanic Panic and the girls learn the most important survival tip of all: ALWAYS fuck Jerry O’Connell Watch the trailer here…       http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail....

Ket tells Kim about the new release Midsommar starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, Vilhelm Blomgren, Williams Jackson Harper and Will Poulter. Want to hear Kim laugh for an uncomfortable amount of time about a head exploding on a rock? You’ve come to the right place. Ketryn makes poor Arik answer for his entire species and the girls both have flashbacks to the dating breadcrumbs boys left them in...

“The Nightingale” In theaters August 2nd 2019 Ket tells Kim about The Nightingale and realizes right now that it takes place in colonial Australia, NOT America. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, AMERICA! Jeeze! Anywhooo, find out who Kim would take on her revenge killing spree.  Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Come stay alive at our...

Part 2 : Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat peo...

Part 1 : Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat peo...

“They're Inside” Available VOD or blu-ray through Dread.   Kim tells Ket about They're Inside. We reminisce on some past podcast tales and Kim's awkward moments, and find that Ket's epitaph will read "She was ballsy". Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html https://epic-pictures.com/merchandise/theyre-inside-blu-ray    https://itunes.apple...

Ket tells Kim about Netflix original The Perfection starring Allison Williams, Steven Weber and Logan Browning. Come join us in the Hearth Room and take a listen to a tale. Grab your travel meat cleavers and gum, and hear what kind of band Kim and Ketryn wish they could be in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Perfection. Dir.  Richard Shepard       Get acquainted with a...

This is our segment from the 3rd Annual Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys Podcast.  We bring out the ole 'Rolodex o' Death' and see if the guys can stay alive while simultaneously raising money for cancer research. You can find the guys here: www.epicfilmguys.com/ And donate to the Cancer Research Institute here: www.livestreamforthecure.com        Get acquainted with all things KIM...

Kim tells Ket about Unsane starring Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Jay Pharoah. Ket will remind you why you should just stick to Starbucks on your lunch break. If you don’t you will definitely be kept against your will in an institution. Those are just facts. The girls will also introduce you to… The King. What will you do for a phone? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Unsan...