Killed By Porn

It's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.

Taking from the lessons of Texas Celebrity Turkey Tribe, Duke Eastwood is giving you another installment of Kick-you-in-the-face programing. So if you're too pussy to get into it, whatever dude. Break it down to responsibility, I make podcast you're supposed to listen to, you are supposed to love it

This podcast just keeps stooping lower and lower. Duke Eastwood almost didn't live to see the recording of this one; more than once. But here it is, a collection of rare records thrown on one after the other to amuse your unappreciative ass. You thought he would always kiss you people's asses? Well, you shouldn't trust him so much. This episode is like a kick in the face, but only because we know,...

Oh Boy! Another episode of a podcast made for people who live like their not trying to live; well you have to listen to something between blackouts. This JAM packed show features the Zero Boys, the Feederz, Digital Leather, the Rotters, and a few other bands your dumb ass friends don't know about, but you're going to love; you diabolically cool muthafuckas youz!

If you thought party-boy time was reserved for the weekends, then you should know by now that it’s not, because Killed By Porn #46 is here to grind its most intimate of areas all over your ignorant ass. It’s one more thing to identify with as you shower yourself off in a cheap motel after a scandalous night. Another president to keep you guilt free when shame tries to run you rampant; A reminder t...

Fuck all that election shit! Is whatever happens in the election going to change the fact that you like to smoke weed and try to get in the pants off almost everyone you meet? No! Now don’t get Duke Eastwood wrong, the only place he wants to see more of Sarah Palin’s face is in his pillow; but, you can only “vote” for so much. Just go ahead and celebrate the fact that you’re a dirt bag that no can...

Alright, why are you reading this? You should have already listened to this podcast. Duke Eastwood is going to teach you about life today. You should have woken up an hour earlier than you did just to have listened to this today; no, yesterday. Today we’ve got for you music from: the Simpletones, Hunx and His Punx, Volt, No Bunny, the Smith Westerns, Plasticland… all that and more. Let’s go cave p...

Recently Duke Eastwood was a DJ at an L.A. screening of the film “You Weren’t There,” a documentary about Chicago punk spanning 1977 through 1984. After digging up all relevant records and putting the set together, then listening to its power, he decided the set was too amazing to just be heard that one night in a loud, crowded theater; so here it is! Hear tracks from Windy City giants such as the...

Yep, it’s the 666th podcast from GaragePunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to Hell just for producing this podcast alone, even though he was probably headed that direction anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank God; it’s about time. From this point out, we’re all devil worshipers. You are down, aren’t you? Don’t be a wimp, hit play an...

When you lead a reckless life, you may not need anyone else’s advice; but you do need a reliable source of bad-ass tunes you can act-a-fool to. Killed By Porn has always rose to this occasion, and this episode is based on that intention. Fuel yourself with drugs only a 19-year-old would touch willingly, and realize that not being square isn’t just a weekend affair. Come and Join Killed By Porn as...

So, Duke Eastwood had nothing better to do than do something a little bit different for the 40th episode of Killed By Porn. He, for one, has nominated himself for the title of “best person to ever listen to music.” And, has also taken an unwilling intern into the studio to begin learning the craft of being great at listening to music. Can you learn to be better at listening to music? Yes! Lesson o...

This new episode is all about realizing you don’t like Weezer or coldplay, and you’re going out of control. Have you lost your damn mind? Well, check this show out, you will. Rip off your clothes and start breaking shit.

The only thing more packed with jams than the last 10 minutes of this podcast is the first 50. This episode of Killed By Porn is rock-and-roll for the mind; a traumatic experience in good songwriting and great musicianship. Draw your own conclusions, but the evidence is right here. Grab a hot dog and some Steel Reserve and review these results with your punk ass!

Power-pop records always come out of hibernation in the Spring to realign your perception. Maybe this Winter tricked you into thinking that wearing a scarf and worrying about super volcanoes was all there was to do until time ran out; but it’s not true! Shit is just getting started! Let this new episode of Killed By Porn be proof positive that a lot of dancing has to be done before it will ever be...

If you’d rather let Rick James’ skeleton burn you with a crack torch than listen to the radio today, Killed By Porn has got your back. If there has ever been an episode of jams, jam-packed with jams, it’s this one! This one even includes what I will be predicting will be the best song you hear this week; I even guarantee it!

This week, spring time and Killed By Porn join forces to bang you over your frost-bitten skull. More specifically, we brought the spirit of 1986 out of the Smerf lunch box and made it into a podcast. We used a Roland TR-808 and 606, pink Ray-Ban sunglasses, and lots of other proper nouns to make this show possible. Yep, check every last Swatch on your arm: it’s time for a new episode of Killed By...

A lot has happened since the last episode of Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolves. Before that, he moved to a new, exciting, and more dangerous part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin’ plates on your ass!

Duke is full of pills this time around. After having surgery on his stomach which had been damaged by too much hot sauce, he is being kept well medicated by strong painkillers and a healthy dose of Twilight Zone reruns. His computer and record player were pushed up beside the recovery bed to bring you this new pain-free episode of Killed By Porn. Get in touch with your inner pill popper as you lis...

By many accounts, the major recording industry is losing all its money; great, right? However, listen to the radio and you’ll probably wonder, “How do these people ever make money with this music in the first place?” Well, they do lots of bad and underhanded things, one of which we will examine today: The Top 20 Countdown! Who made this countdown? The Screamin’ Mee-Mees, the Saints, ’63 Monroe, th...

Has Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you’re in danger of “gettin’ nothing for Christmas.” But it’s not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them under the mistletoe and get sum!

It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about TV shows, toys, travel, and… true love? Yeah, I know, it sounds like a stranger who’s luring you into his van, but...

150-proof moonshine and a day spent heckling the striking WGA are the events that lead up to this new episode of Killed By Porn. We start sipping to the sounds of the Viletones and the Afrika Korps, numb to the injuries sustained by crossing the picket line to Big Balls and the Great White Idiot and Legal Weapon, and are dealing with the room spinning around us by the time we get to the Rotters, V...

Never Before seen, for the first time anywhere, Killed By Porn #28 is here. It’s real, not an illusion. For the first time anywhere you will hear blood-curdling sadistic surgery, head amputation, a real dead body will be given away as a prize. Girls, bring your boyfriends to protect you! You may need help, Help, HELP!!!

Blood, sweat, and tears all remind us that we can’t party all the time. Killed By Porn #27 is the soundtrack to washing blood out of your clothes after a rough night out; what you listen to as you test whether or not you can still see out of both eyes as well as before; the sounds you hear over the police sirens as your cars speeds for the edge of a cliff… and you used to be such a nice kid.

Perfect for crying yourself to sleep on a fall night, Killed By Porn #26 brings you what you asked for, then throws you out of the van without a “goodbye,” and only one of your socks. Rake leaves to the jarring sounds of FU2, The Judys, The Psychotic Frogs, The Vice Creams, and the Screamin’ Mee-Mees, among others. It’s OK, let it out… you can go ahead and listen.