Kill James Bond!

Napoleon Solo faces off against his most dangerous foe yet: A guy who thinks he's gonna become like Alexander the Great and rule the world if he breaks all of the ten commandments. Like five steps in this guy's plan is the '?????' step. He's truly just doing shit and having fun with it. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.u...

It's the second best trenchcoat action gun martial arts movie about being transgender produced in the early 2000s! And boys, there's a bit of a fucking gap between first and second place in this ranking. In a world where emotion is outlawed, one man will change everything by learning that it's okay for men to cry sometimes as long as they are still capable of doing fucking sick cool nasty gun kung...

It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you. Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new acces...

This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor? ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider...

MI6's James Bond: Eliminated Jason Bourne: Eliminated Jack Ryan: Eliminated U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!   ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can con...

Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun? ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!...

It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is. You can find Mia at  https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at  https://www.patreon...

Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera !  ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here:  https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks wi...

We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies. In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything. I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be cal...

It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit  ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT As mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund If you do feel you have mone...

Alright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider Stormbreaker. A shady Russian capitalist plans to cause 9/11 2. Thats the plot of the movie. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive i...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us. So, we watched Hedwig. And w...

Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times. George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate t...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane.  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly,...

This movie boldly asks: What if a global neo-nazi cabal used a stolen israeli nuke to glass the city of Baltimore?  What if CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Slightly too young Ben Affleck) was to try to stop it?    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you n...

We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his actions during Clear and Present Danger. I hate knowing so much about these fuckin films. A barely-conceal...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that really meant a lot to her growing up. And even though it's kind of shit, (It's a 1970s 'comedy' with no discernable jokes, A fun premise that complet...

It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer.  Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America,...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/ki...

Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan. This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him do...

This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series! - - - Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reas...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these questions...

What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude?  But what if that dude was Will Smith? Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is...

Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel!  This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times. You can find...

Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia.  This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend...