Japan Game Junk

All journeys of boring drudgery must start with a single step. And sometimes they get short, poorly-worded Wikipedia entries. Watch as well, if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWpFmTCJCQE

Calcio sounds like a good name for a brand of fortified milk. Watch 2 versions being played lest you be played: PC Engine Arcade CD-ROM² soccer: https://youtu.be/Iih2nn8uyDM Super Famicom soccer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlmYXS4Blfw

Reading a poorly written article about a game based on sporting matches that had yet to be played. Magazine reviewers are banal. Witness my skill in sports here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFlH5fohXg

Girls get to learn early on in life through this game that love is transactional. Watch the mating ritual here: https://youtu.be/D9aYDGbMSWE

When you are annoyed at Arkanoid. Watch some beautiful block busting gameplay here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoeU8dbW3sg

If you are ever travelling on an ark, please do not make it annoyed. I am particularly proud of my video title for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czzwg9KRSQo

Entertainment can come in many forms even if the worst game ever. See me not open my sealed copy which must remain pristine for all eternity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z--BMjNS1LI

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. Oh wait, now it's $18 hot dogs instead. Base-ball can be viewed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5C1rxTByA

The game has nothing to do with mathematical impossibilities. See the robotic virtua action here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB43n4qP4Fo

I rock the mic like a vandal . Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYjSmpd_H_I

Are you a sophisticated adult who appreciates fine art in your games? Wow! Me too! See the beautiful art in motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0t9YgoeDQ

Let's go golfing! Or hear me read a short section regarding the simplified electronic reproduction of golfing! Watch me play the sequel on futuristic CD ROM here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1TEsRjfhU

Tripping over my words in a similar way to trip over your steps in this difficult puzzle game! Watch my failure after listening to my failure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MSPf0EShZg

Speaking fast for no reason followed by rage over poor grammar from a paid journalist! See a console freeze here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVEo-0XLX-g

A game game for you to play play. See see the game game in action here here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an6ILoUpbTg

Taito rips off Taito with balloons inflated to tight tightness. Watch the pops until they stops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8xRmaWNlU

Less nudity for less goodity. See the mostly clothed girls here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeprXBl8p8M

I prefer the sliders with beef and bun. Enjoy the wintery action here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXX_13CPc2A

Falling blocks fall from falling blocks. See it in action here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SigiL7gy9NI

Yeah, so if you want to date a high school girl, you need to battle magicians or whatever. Watch two terrible genres in one game here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0aTC5Yuuds

For every season, turn, turn, turn based combat. Watch this AND Virtual Hydlide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwibbNlcDwg

This game is better than the previous release and far better than the disjointedly written Wikipedia artice. See the CD skip for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Q8AkQKWdM

I thought all arms were typically at the side, with all due respect to those battling disfigurement. Watch all the packed heat here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJNMmTUs38

"Sport" rhymes with "Bort", which is undeniably finest gag from The Simpsons. Get your fill of sports goodness here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuNzbAXcWzo

Pleasantly pleasant pleasantness in floppy form. Enjoy the most beautiful music in the history of the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL6KlzIJ4D0