I Don't Like This Podcast

New York magazine's men's fashion issue, Andre Leon Talley, the latest, and the Popol Vuh is the book whose name I couldn't remember <3 U

Legacy media is the problem, not thinkfluencers, more Hogg, Forbidden Planet and Arthur Russell 

Thirst trapping is violence! Twitter vs. TikTok, and I rant about people being adults  again

New microphone!! Rejoice Gay guys should be freaks and abolish Interview magazine <3

Gay guys talking with laptops, Maddie’s Secret, Twitter discourse, food culture, Dogville, depravity of American culture  I say Fatal Attraction but mean Basic Instinct! 

The Sluts, professionalized creativity, enshittification of pop music, Shania Twain's In Your Arms, The Corrs' Breathless 

Puerto Rican boys drive Madonna crazy, she says. What's going on there? Did Kylie Minogue give us Brat? It was Mark Rylance who was in the production of Twelfth Night, and he was amazing. Our light summer schedule continues

Dune and Madonna I think I was thinking of Chris Cunningham and not Floria Sigismondi, and the line a link to MJ I think was a Janet line from their collab <3

Taylor Swift, more Michael Jackson, Björk, gas station sunglasses, office siren, gay guys being 38 going on 18, straight guy sinister energy, and so much more

I think a raindrop got on my mic midway through this, but it clears up so stay with us <3 We also cover Thuja occidentalis, Hagen Bach, and my angelllboys sighting

We're taking it to the street! Very hard to hear me, but perhaps it's atmospheric. We talk about menswear, bombing a school in Iran, Bound, being a gay barfly, and Joe Haldeman.

Native plants, Bowen Yang, fawnslop, gay people should be meaner, the Rush Limbaugh of f***, and jockstraps  I am uploading this days after I recorded it, sorry to keep Jack Heads waiting <3

Biden ghouls, Jazz (the dog), the Summer House men’s grooming, Catherine Liu, and the Below Deck chef’s accent

Little microphones, Gen Z, reality TV gays, Southern Hospitality, Madonna, and are mustaches glib? 

Sinister energy, Crash final verdicts, the Evelyn Waugh funny or literary syndrome, and some thoughts on what fiction needs to do, why not

This is a shorter episode about libslop, glibslop, the criticism boom, and not much more. <3

Fourth Wing, straight women, millennial irony, and Dodie Bellamy

Gay guys, the Lower East Side, persuasive fiction, Confessions, and testing a different mic, which I think I don't like

Straight people, Summer House, more Infinite Jest, and Douglas Martin

Toned down this week because we're weaning off caffeine: Artemis II, Crash, big books, and 28 Days Later: The Bone Temple

This week we experiment with doing a video episode. Did it work? You decide! Also, Baffler article about being a writer, Helen DeWitt, attacks on Lebanon, New York City nightlife, a Hell's Kitchen-aissance, and people in a hurry

Putter patter, Jack on Jack, the American military, politics podcasts, the Sofia Coppola Marc Jacobs documentary, Billy Corgan and Courtney Love on Kim Gordon, I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

A certain voice and Paul Verhoeven

Pronouncing Budapest, patter, the Whitney Biennial, Helen Hunt Jackson and political fiction

More patter, birthday people, ceiling collapse, hole pics, Dune 6