Hot and Bothered

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 5 of New Moon, and give Bella some much needed financial advice about saving for college. -- We encourage you to donate to one of the many organization raising money in support of Black lives and the current protests. If you donate $25 or more, send us a receipt and Julia and Vanessa will record a voicemail message just for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 4 of New Moon, and have some thoughts on how to get Bella through this break-up. -- We encourage you to donate to one of the many organization raising money in support of Black lives and the current protests. If you donate $25 or more, send us a receipt and Julia and Vanessa will record a voicemail message just for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 3 of New Moon, and they are THRILLED that Edward and Bella have finally broken up. We've been waiting for this moment for so long ya'll and it's finally here. -- We encourage you to donate to one of the many organization raising money in support of Black lives and the current protests. If you donate $25 or more, send us a receipt and Julia and Vanessa will recor...

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 2 of New Moon, and are thoroughly in the weeds with some big questions: is there a god? Is there such thing as a consensual rocking chair experience in the bedroom? How can we empower Bella's bodily autonomy? So buckle up, Twihards, it's a bumpy ride. -- We encourage you to donate to one of the many organization raising money in support of Black lives and the cu...

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 1 of New Moon and they have a lot of advice on proper birthday etiquette and how to best take advantage of your astrological moment.  -- We encourage you to donate to one of the many organization raising money in support of Black lives and the current protests. If you donate $25 or more, send us a receipt and Julia and Vanessa will record a voicemail messag...

Vanessa and Julia have watched the Twilight movie and give a thorough review of all the most important parts: the weather, the fashion, and our favorite minor characters. Please Note: We've decided to not talk about Charlie Swan in this episode. We've given Charlie a lot of love throughout this first season of Twilight in Quarantine , but in this political moment we're thinking a lot about how pol...

Vanessa and Julia have read ALL of the first book of the Twilight series! Before they move on to New Moon, they take a look back at the whole book and give their final impressions and advice. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Vanessa and Julia have read the Epilogue, and they're organizing the After-Prom party for Bella and Edward. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 24, and they finally get to meet the elusive Renée. Unfortunately, she was not worth the wait. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 23, and are joined by Maren of the Remember Twilight podcast. Together, they discover that there's a gap in the market for Vampire Therapy and that maybe there's hope for true love after all. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Host...

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 22 and feel greatly betrayed when it turns out that Bella is not actually from Phoenix. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 21 and are amused by the quaint technologies of the early 2000s like 'drawing' and 'writing.' Bella's gonna have her mind blown by photoshop and snapchat. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 20 and they're feeling as trapped in Bella's hotel room as she is. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 19 and they are starting to understand why the Cullens treat Bella like a toddler. --- If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book two! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 18 and they want you to JUST SAY NO to kidnapping. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 17 and have an important sports update: baseball is dumb. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 16 and they think that you should always pack an umbrella. Or at least not laugh at those who do. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 15 and are blowing the whistle on creepy rocking chair dynamics. If you see something, say something. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 14 and they applaud Bella for living her best quarantine life. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 13 and they're already planning their Edward/Bella Halloween costumes. --- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 12 and they continue to find Edward's outfits better than his behavior. -- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 11 and they finally find out why this book is called Twilight. -- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 10 and they realize that everyone really wants to smell like vegetables. They also both come to a very important conclusion: using your dog to get a message to your boyfriend is a fool's errand. -- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode, Vanessa is joined by our friend Meredith Goldstein of the Love Letters podcast. Meredith is an actual advice columnist and an actual fan of Twilight, so it's a real treat to have her on. Vanessa and Meredith discuss chapter 9 and recommend some moral philosophy to Edward. -- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 8 and they are #TeamAngela.  -- If you're enjoying Twilight in Quarantine, please consider supporting us on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.