Horror N Heels

Ready or Not, here we come!  This week we're looking at Ready Or Not, an evil twist on the classic game of Hide & Seek! One of our favorite Final Girls, Grace is not necessarily to be f$&ked with, don’t let the wedding dress fool you.

Remember way back when, when we interviewed a guy named Ryan Kruger about his movie Fried Barry? Well that movie has now been released in the US on Shudder and we can finally give it the old Horror N Heels treatment it deserves.  If you're keeping track of ways we don't want to die or things we don't want done to us, add being injected into a human body via the peen. What orifices are we okay...

A first time viewing for us and our guest! None of us knew what to expect and, well at least we had the same feelings about it. It's definitely a stoner comedy, which we were not expecting, because no one ever talks about it (however that should've been a clue). Much much more comedy than horror, at least it gave us that 90s nostalgia we all love.  Brent Leger is joining us this week. He is o...

You read that right guys!!! Gen and Elicia watched this movie in real time together and commented as we were watching. So cue up the 2005 watch a shirtless Ryan Reynolds battle an evil house with us. 

How many flies does it take to get you to leave a room? Apparently it’s a gazillion and one for Father Delaney. Good for him for sticking to his commitment. We would’ve bounced. Also, Elicia gives us a little true crime backstory on the Amityville house, which is in her home state.

What an "ending" to a series (we know they are actually making another one), talk about coming full circle.  Arlen Escarpeta was kind enough to drop by the show this week, and man did we have a good time! You may know him as "Lawrence" from Friday The 13th (2009) or maybe "Prince Ess" from The Magicians, or more importantly to this episode:  "Nathan" from Final Destination 5.  Obvio...

Welcome our new Podcast Pals, RL and JC from Brownmint Horror Podcast to the show! Our first meet & greet with these two fellas from "Slashville", TN.   Tramp stamps, whip cream boobies, horseshoe rings and everything in between....  Oh yeah, and we're talking about Final Destination 2, the movie that has ruined driving behind log trucks on the freeway forever. RL and JC bring the gripping questio...

How do you beat Death’s design?? Another first for Elicia. The start of an early 2000s franchise classic. It’s basically the horror equivalent to the Fast & Furious in that they started our pretty legit then just got more ridiculous every movie. But the deaths are so fun how can you not love it?

Who knows what this episode is about... we're all Leprechauned out. We will not be offended if you skip this episode. We thought we were watching to different movies, it's a hot mess. If you would like to skip this week, just know that we'll be starting the Final Destination series next week!

The Leprechaun is back and he want a wife.  Will he get one?? Will the kill count be higher?? Has someone tried to steal his precious gold??? Listen to Gen and Elicia talk all about it on today's episode. 

Never mess with a Leprechaun’s gold. Yet another cautionary tale to just give the monster what they’re asking for, or better yet, don’t touch it in the first place!

We honestly couldn’t bring ourselves to talk about either choices we came up with this week. Boring AF! So, we decided to talk about movies coming out this year that we’re excited about! **Spoiler Alert** We do a little spoiling for the following movies: Ready Or Not, You’re Next & Halloween Resurrection!

This week we follow grown up Danny Torrance, played by the VERY attractive Mr. Ewan McGregor, gotta love the eye candy! More tips on how NOT to kill us and our wishes for how we die. What do you feed people who eat souls?  Long life in exchange for a most certainly shitty death? No thank you. " *Next week we will be watching Gretel and Hansel, available on Prime and Hulu.  **Apologies for some of...

Happy V-Day Weekend! Yes, we are talking about My Bloody Valentine this week, cuz we're basic like that. We are talking about both the 1981 version and the 2009 remake starring Kerr Smith and Jensen Ackles.  Neither of us had seen either movie, and we were NOT looking forward to it, but we were pleasantly surprised. This is a fun slasher for people who can appreciate a creative kill or two. D...

It's Gen's turn for a first! Another classic highly revered as one of the greatest movies, horror or not. It's winter time, it's cold, there's no one around for miles...we're actually talking about the lockdown, but that' why this movies is very timely for us to watch.  Honestly, the entire situation could've been avoided had Jack said "No" when he heard "Indian burial ground", nothing good ever c...

The last of our The Thing Trilogy! Elicia barely survived, but she made it! Kate Lloyd (Mary E. Winstead) is Ellen Ripley re-incarnated and she's a bad ass! Is she an underrated, overlooked Final Girl? Might be our new favorite. We discuss the flight instinct differences for certain ethnicities.  Lessons Learned:  1. Remember, it's always acceptable to "Nope" the f*%ck out of any shady situation,...

This week we popped Elicia's "John Carpenter's The Thing" cherry! Did she love it? Did she hate it? Tune in to find out... As you know, we are die-hard fans of special effects, and this is still one of the best uses of it for a horror movie to this day. The Thing was the highest budgeted horror film at the time. The kills are like nothing that had ever been seen before and it was a huge failure at...

Happy New Year Horror Fam! We're kicking off 2021 with a wintery classic, "The Thing From Another World" from 1951. Even though it's pretty slow, and not very scary for our time, it definitely inspired John Carpenter to take a swing at it and boy did he! This is the blueprint for, in my (Gen's) opinion, one of the scariest horror movie to come out of the 80s.  If you're not into classic films, thi...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOLY SHIT!  The Griswold family Christmas is a horrifying experience if ever there was one. Ellen Griswold is a saint for the shit she puts up with. She must be on lithium, because she keeps her cool the entire time. This family as a whole is tolerable, other than Clark, who is just a selfish asshole. Audrey sticks by her dad when her grandmother tries to put him down and Rusty is...

It's most wonderful time, to be feared!  There'll be families hosting and children for roasting and freezing to death in the snow! One of Gen's favorite Christmas horror movies, Krampus is on deck this week. Elicia is a Krampus Virgin so this was a fun cherry to pop!  Oh joy, the extended family is coming to dinner! This family alone is a true nightmare before Krampus even enters the sce...

The only redeeming factor for having to watch this movie was we got to talk shit about it with Matt & Drew. Had they called it "The Skulls IV", this movie would've had a less cheese-grater-to-the-brain feel to it and been only slightly easier to digest. Still entirely too preachy, but at least it would've fit with the overall themes of it's predecessors. This feels like a trap! You go in expecting...

There's no way we could get through these two remakes alone, so we invited Matt & Drew from The Post Credit Podcast to come join us, cuz, you know, misery loves company. Our first guest spot was on The Post Credit and we took on Thirteen Ghosts with them, go check that out if you're not too wasted in preparation for this episode.    This week we're talking about the 2006 version of Black Christmas...

This was almost the movie that broke us, but we powered through! One of Elicia's favorite horror films and Gen was bored.  We definitely agree that neither of us would've gotten away with talking to our mothers the way Barb did. Phil is a national treasure, and the House Mother is our spirit animal. And as always, cats get you killed. 

“Gobble, gobble, mother f&$ker!” With those words a Thanksgiving horror movie was born. Jordan Downey hangs with us and gives us the inside scoop on all the magic that was stuffed into this low-budget, cult classic production. A ridiculously bad, but fun horror spoof with a cornucopia of vulgarity, outrageous kills and good clean family fun! Just kidding, this movie is NOT for (most) families....

Happy Friday The 13th! Our 13th episode on the 13th, that’s gotta be good luck, right? Since Nightmare On Elm Street is Gen’s fave, and Elicia loves Friday The 13th, and we’ve already talked about both, we thought it’d be fitting to discuss the ultimate horror match-up of Freddy Vs. Jason! We talk about directors that didn’t happen, why Betsy Palmer didn’t make her cameo and what kind of bed was t...