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This Week's Questions:  1. What if you could see people's future but it always involved them putting their hand in your mouth?  2. What if you had Joe Biden night Terrors?  3. What if your therapist's only framed degree was a  6 week cooking class?  4. What if the Birdbox monsters looked like SpongeBob hentai?  5. What if the Book of Eli was Mormon?  6. What if y...

This Week's Questions:  1. What if your friends baby was a rock with a p*** drawn on it?  2. What if getting better at something made you uglier?  3. What if you were a pirate with an administrative role?  4. What if you could turn into a bath tub?  5. What if everyone had a catchphrase when they came?  6. What if you were slowly becoming Japanese?  7. Would you...

This Week's Questions: 1. Would you have sex with a prince who looked just like you?  2. What if being a time-cop was mostly protecting Hitler?  3. What if you had a dirty flower shop?  4. What if you had a meaningful summer fling with a killer?  5. What if art students drew you with a huge wiener? 6 6. What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?  7. Can you separate...

This Week's Questions:  1. What all CEO's were eunuchs?  2. What if there were genies but they couldn't grant wishes?  3. What if Earth was invaded by passive aggressive aliens?  4. Would you rather have no 4 knees or NO knees?  5. What if EVERYONE you know saw you pick your nose?  6. What if you had to stand 4 inches away from your therapist during every session?&nbs...

This Week's Questions: 1. What if morality was based on how many arms people had?  2.  Is fisting Cheating?  3. What if you were on a first date with one of the  4 HORSEMEN of the APPOCOLYPSE?  4. What's up with Flat Stanley?  5. What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?  6. Mormons vs Amish?  7. USA vs War on drugs + War of 1812   Nick...

This Week's Questions:  1. What if there was a racist play on the back of the Declaration of Independence?  2. What's a common fetish you find really gross?  2. What would a VERY personal trainer be?  3. What if your girlfriend had your Dad's dead hands?  4. What if thicc thighs DON'T actually save lives?  5. Have you showed your friends your dick and balls?  6....

This Week's Questions  1. How would you market the Bat-Nipples?  2. Why don't we eat small things we don't want to carry?  3. If you give a mouse a cookie, how does Steve Buscemi die?  4. Can I get a security clearance?   5. Would you rather be a centaur or half bike?  6. What if Grapes of wrath was about grapes?  7. What could you get people to put in a trashcan...

This Week's Questions  1. Would you want your top half or bottom half to be a peg?  2. Could a Math cult get started today?  3. Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter?  4. Would you be a magician, tarot card reader, or preacher in "Russia"?  5. How would you play the love interest in Rubber 2?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan

This Week's Questions:  1. What dog could REPLACE Scooby Doo?  2. What would the show 'How I Met Your Son' be like?  3. What FACE TATOO would you give your enemies?  4. What if the Red Pill in the Matrix changed your politics?  5 What season would be HUMAN mating season?   Featuring Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan

This Week's Questions:  1. Why did the kill Bill punch work?  2. What if your head was magically bound in a painting?  3. What if NATO was short for NathOn?  4. What else do male figure skaters do with their women-throwing strength?  5. What if you could get rid of herpes by cheating on your taxes?  6. Did Bob Saget go to heaven?  7. How do you promote your pod a...

This Week's Questions:  1. How would adult Ed, Edd, and Eddy scam people?  2. How boring could you make Breaking Bad  3. What are your HATE languages?  4. Is it sad for a non alcoholic to go to AA?  5. How lame is Jesus's crown of thorns?  6. What if Adam and Eve found out about belly buttons?  7. What if the best singer was sitting on your jacket?  8. What...

This Week's Questions:  1. How would you write a buddy cop show starring Hitler? 2. Would you take breathing underwater if you could only eat fish?  3. Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months?  4. How itchy would you have to be to end it all?  5. Would you fly like Superman but you poop 25% of the time?  6. What if you could read your dog's thoughts and it just wa...

This Week's Questions:  1. What are you TRULY afraid of?  2. Some offensive shit about flying...  3. If you were in Groundhog's Day, how long would it take you to murder?  4. Does anyone have unsearchable kinks?  5. What if the Female Body Inspectors were a real agency?  6. What if birds took human poops?  7. What if men could have babies too?  8. What is yo...

This week's questions:  1. Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa?  2. Would you release SEX TAPES to look young forever?  3. Design your perfect FRANKENSTEIN politician/ superhero.  4. What's sadder - alcoholism or crazy microwave skills?  5. What if you were a vampire who had to consume something OTHER THAN BLOOD?  6. What if intense pain ALWAYS caused visions of...

This Week's Questions:   1. Do you like my haircut?  2. If you got blown up in Normandy, would you compare organs?  3. What is the LEAST SEXY flavor profile? 4. Do YOU like my HAIRCUT??? 5. What if you were the KING of all the weak chinned men?  6. What if you had a genie who would not give you more dicks?  7. What if Jesus came back...out of shape?  8. How would you...

This Week's Question:  1. How much money to let someone control when you poop?  2. Would you rather your child be a stripper or an aspiring circus performer?  3. What if Hallmark made a 9/11 movie?  4. What if an orgy had a required reading list?  5. Would you take super strength if you had to moan to use it?  6. If more people licked things, would the world be better...

This Week's Questions:  1. Who would win a fight to the death...A husband or wife who can use the kids as projectiles?  2. If someone shrunk all your clothes, would you lose weight?  3. For $20 Million, would you never leave New York?  4. What social causes could be helped by your sticky poops?  5. What about shaving your butt hair before diarrhea?  6. What if Squid G...

This Week's Questions:  1. Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?  2. What's the BEST Breaking Bad spinoff that rhymes?  3. Can I hit Pokémon trainers with the pokeball?  4. Would George Bush like this podcast?  5. How will we know when America has graduated from the Boy Band to the MAN BAND?  6. How do comedians resist SHOVING the microph...

This Week's Questions:  1. What if TONY SOPRANO Skate Boarded?  2. What if the DEATH NOTE just made people bald?  3. Your crush WRECKS the toilet - are you less or more interested?  4. What if EVERYTHING was sticky?  5. What is the best time in history to have a HUGE cock?  6.  Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS?  7. What is the biggest flaw in the D...

This Week's Questions:  1. How do you smell people at the store?  2. Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?  3. Does meditation eventually make you orgasm?  4. Is it worse to kill a person or give an inanimate object a soul?  5. Are people salad?  6. Would you rather have 50 grapes in your ass or one in your dick?

This week's questions: 1. Why are morticians so gross?  2. What if you could only use bowls?  3. How about a sleeping bag made of ball sack?  4. What if the WAZE voice was really your dad?  5. Can you break the law if you have to shit real bad?  6. Would you rathe be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?  7. What if everyone but you forgot the movie yesterday?  8. What is sex like in Hell?  9....

This Week's questions:  1. What if everyone was a little Nathan?  2. What if your fingers and toes got switched RIGHT BEFORE BRUNCH?  3. What if you could time travel while pooping  4. Would you rather your girlfriend be related to Hitler or related to YOU?  5. Does driving a big truck give you confidence and power?  6. What if, every time someone brings up PC Culture...

This Week's Questions:  1.  Do snakes like shedding their skin?  2. Why is it called a fanny pack when you don't shove things in your ass?  3. Can you use a boner to stop yourself from peeing?  4. What if you could transfer fat from person to person?  5. Would you rather have no friends or no teeth?  6. What if God told you you have the potential to be the best f...