Hey Hollywood, Hire Us!

We continue smashing universes together and somehow create a Romancing the Stone reboot/continuation. We also spend some time in the world of Stephen King

Our Dynamic Duo discuss and plot out how to mashup and crossover various movie properties. Deadpool Christmas Vacation, anyone???

We continue the conversation from last week and go on a few tangents.  Brocktor Jones climbs on his soapbox briefly, but soon things return to normal.  We also plot out how to make a Lovecraft Universe without the problematic views of the author.  

Ever watched a movie and wondered "Who the Hell gave this a greenlight?"  Well....we have (looking at you Deathbed) and we talk about the mysteries of Hollywood and the puppet masters that make the big decisions. 

We are joined once again by Miss Scarlet as we talk more about musicals we forgot, some we choose to forget, and others we feel need screen adaptations. We also talk in length about spoof musicals, artists and albums that need a musical treatment, and somehow we end up discussing adult entertainment.  How the two are related - I do not know.  

Listen as Brocktor Jones gets on his soapbox (the one he uses to see over the steering wheel) and pontificates about some creative writing teachers and their disdain for genre writing. 

Do you have any idea how many illegitimate children James Bond has?  Neither do we, but that number has to be pretty high. Probably only second to Genghis Khan.  In this episode we discuss how a group of adults with daddy issues could form a league of supervillains. We also look at the idea of expanding on existing movie worlds without having to make a sequel or reboot.  

Stretch your jazz hands and practice those box steps because this episode is dedicated to musicals. We discuss musicals we like, dislike, secretly enjoy, and just don't understand. After that we discuss musicals that need to exist.  What movie deserves the musical treatment? Let us know at twitter.com/H3UPodcast

Come with us now on a journey through time and space... where we struggle to cast a DC universe in the 80s. 

We hop into our DeLorean and travel to the 80s to cast the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 

In this episode we cast a connected DC universe using actors from the 90s. Also, Brocktor Jones gives his take on The Riddler and talks about of couple of different story ideas he'd like to see.  

Ever wondered what the MCU would have looked like in the 90s?  You are not alone.  In this fascinating, disorganized, stream of consciousness episode we go through the Marvel universes and cast them using popular actors from the 90s. 

Do you remember Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? The Super Mario Bros. movie? How about Postal?  We do too, and that's the problem.   Listen as we discuss and vivisect video game movies and eventually digress to conventions and celeb encounters. 

Listen as we ruin our childhoods (and yours as well) by reimagining the Care Bears, casting a He-Man movie, Thundercats movie, and a WWE produced GI Joe movie.  Also discussed: Cartoon adaptations that probably should not have happened. 

We are one with the Force, and the Force is with us.  Listen as we discuss what we liked (mostly disliked) about some of the newer additions to the Star Wars saga. Just another nail in the coffin of our hopes that Disney/Lucas Film will hire us some day. 

Listen as we dive into all things Marvel...a topic I'm sure we will come back to time and again.  Short Round is still sitting with us and offering his opinions. 

Brocktor Jones and Sparky are joined by Short Round who quickly steals the show.  Listen as we make the internet angry by fleshing out a remake cast of The Princess Bride and Clue.  We discuss the perils of being a mediocre musical adaptation, but then we get sidetracked by our love of all things Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman. 

Listen as we sequelize movies that (probably) no one has considered continuing.  Some of our remake ideas might make the internet angry.  Let us know...twitter.com/H3uPodcast

This is where we ensure that Disney/Lucas Film and any of its subsidiaries will never hire us.  Kathleen Kennedy - we offer our deepest apologies. 

Allow us to introduce....us.  Listen as we discuss our secret origins and opine on various topics