Halfwits & Failed Crits

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS ===  Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawfo...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( half...

Send us Fan Mail The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows!...

Send us Fan Mail In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other s...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ).    === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ).    === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number...

Send us Fan Mail The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ). =...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS ===...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know! === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ).    === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Cr...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ).    === CREDITS === Game System: S...

Send us Fan Mail The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford....

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com...

Send us Fan Mail C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community...

Send us Fan Mail All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven...  === LINKS === Join our C...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach epi...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew! === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts.com )....

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( HalfwitPodcasts...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector... === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko...

Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits )....

Send us Fan Mail The Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( k...

Send us Fan Mail The Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza. === LINKS === Join our Communit...

Send us Fan Mail The Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons. === LINKS === Join...

Send us Fan Mail The Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost. === LINKS === Join our Community!  ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content! ( ko-fi.com/halfwitsfail...