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Can't afford spiritual enlightenment Lauren won't admit anything Oasis yarn recap including merch disaster and being hostages at Olympic Park High stakes comedy at my local pub Shocker at the Sheffield Shield Old men trample over children for Pat Cummins' signature Listener shout outs including quotas for Aussie shows, Cam Green supporter begs me to leave him alone and UFC 322 New Episode every Th...

I have a neighbourhood bully Vacuum bags don't actually exist? Prince Andrew hospital pass on triple j Dressing as Richie Benaud for Halloween and no one knows who he is Most aggressive public making out I've ever seen Abbie Chatfield & Kelli Annual-Leave sex audio Listener shout outs including Eli Katoa, Oasis, Dean Lewis, UFC betting scandal & our beautiful boy Marnus just won't stop New...

Formal apology Opening for the Grade Cricketer in Sydney Saw an old bloke get worked at Clovelly Living alone Pat betrays me yet again Mushies in Marrickville Listener shout outs including simple coffee orders, Quillan Salkilld, Tom Aspinall, Ash 'Heavy Pockets' Gardner and more New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:&nb...

Is a little climate change good? Weddings are the best Got the stitches out of my foot I'd be a great priest I reckon The devil tempts me Big loss on UFC main event In control of the big screen tele at the pub Bailey Smith still firing wild on insta Listener shout outs including Marnus, Kevin Rudd, Jim Jefferies, Rugby League Ashes, weird shit in Armidale and UFC 321 New Episode every Thursday! Yo...

Praying for old blokes using the stairs at Clovelly Got a skin check (it's funny I swear?) Week at the Store with Rohan and Wolfey Taxi incident The craziest Mad Monday yet - Osborne Park Football Club Honourable mention South Bunbury Football club president Politicians say David Pocock doesn't know anything about sport Listener shout outs including the Aussie women's cricket team, Charles Oliveir...

The great switch is upon us. Many blessings to those who celebrate. Daylight savings is here, wow The lead was flying in Sydney New doco about Melbourne's mistakes on Netflix triple j crossover with Frankie Riyadh Comedy Festival Wild 2pm gig at the Pyrmont Bridge Hotel UFC320 NRL Grand Finals Listener shout outs including Marnus being unstoppable, toilet water, Harjas Singh, Sheffield Shield and...

Solo pod: Struggling with Mad Mex addiction New dating term: Monkey Barring Conspiracy theories from the pest control guy Saw a bloke have a shocking 3 seconds Betrayed by Freddie on Friday night Eating my words on Snoop Dogg's performance smh Bailey Smith refuses to stop posting on instagram during Mad Monday Lessons I learned from watching NRL360 this year Listener shout outs including UFC 320,...

Solo pod back: The Summer I Turned Pretty contains wisdom for us all New Dating Term: 'Shrekking' STI Test in a gay neighbourhood I am now a cultural gatekeeper on triple j Cronulla Sharks fans abuse me at the pub, I hate them Bailey Smith muggs off Tammy Hembrow Tik Tokker has solved Men's Mental Health Listener shout outs including UFC, Marnus Labuschagne, Tik Tok comments, paracetamol and the A...

Solo pod back: Did Dezi Freeman assassinate Charlie Kirk? Started playing Pokemon again. The game is easier now that I am 30. Met a rogue one at the library.  Saw anti-immigration protesters being heaps polite to an Asian woman? 19 year old blokes seem to do heaps of rack these days??? Greg betrays me. Brian To'o accidentally misspells Nathan Cleary's name as 'Fowler Smasher.' Pretty unlucky....

Big week on the solo pod: Daniel Gorringe backlash The Biggest Loser doco twist ending Fathers Day UFC Dog park with Lily Last Colombia tales Gambling addiction now affecting hot people? Happy Fathers Day Tim Blackwell Listener shout outs including Ange Postecoglou, Braith Anastasia, Bob Katter & NRL Finals New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-...

Solo pods back again shout out: Winter is over The Biggest Loser doco on Netflix The Summer I turned pretty being played at the pub Saffer heckler Jungle tales from Minca, Colombia Sydney marathon pelicans Daniel Gorringe assaults Dave Hughes on live TV Shout outs including Reece Walsh, Molly Picklum and Uzzie Khawaja  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Solo pods back again shout out: Taylor Swift engaged Pat Doherty somehow got a Kayo deal before me, legit sickening Tales from shows in Tweed Heads Tales from Cartagena Brandon 'The Cheese' Smith drug and betting scandal AFL backflipping on Snoop Dogg performance? I admit Cam Green is good but am still a prick about it New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJs...

Got gigs in Lismore, Tweed Heads & Brissy this weekend: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/showcase-tour/ Solo pods back again shout out: Sydney rain & slugs Loop Earplugs Tales from Medellin Nikita Tzyu drinks breast milk Tammy Hebrew and Bailey Smith I bet on DDP at UFC319 smh New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Fac...

Solo pods back again shout out: HBO Show Rome Dog Sitting Pat's dog Weekend doing wild gigs in Perth Yarns from the lads time in Bogota Six Season Calendar Snoop Dogg playing AFL Grand Final lol The Project UFC betting tip: DDP vs Chimaev New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   I...

I have returned from a month in Colombia and the solo pod has come with me. Today I recap my hellacious trip home, being back in Sydney, getting a wild Colombian stomach bug, going to the Harbour Bridge Palestine rally, James Hooper being fired from NRL360, the new gambling influencers, Robert Irwin's new tourism ad, the triple j Hottest 100 Aussie songs countdown and Ben Stokes English cricket dr...

Our main man is back on the pod to discuss how you'd retire from comedy, hecklers from Hell in a wild Brisbane weekend for Rohan, having the great Aaron Gocs open for him, kicking on in Brissy and more.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   Instagram:  www.instagram....

Aussie Stand-up comedian Frankie Rowsthorn joins us today to discuss moving into the Lad Pad, moving from Perth to Sydney, going on Celebrity Amazing Race, being friends with Emma Wiggle, Zac Efron's incredible range, getting sued by an alleged murderer after a comedy gig and more.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Fac...

This week Sydney Stand-up John Cruckshank makes his long awaited debut on the pod. We discuss Lime Bike culture, when Shank had a run in with fashion designer Alex Perry, a run in with the Brah boys as well as the future of his hit show 'Redfern Electrical' on Youtube. New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.fa...

This week Sydney comedian Pat Doherty joins us to discuss his new podcast, delivering hand sanitiser during covid, getting fired from jobs, getting existential in your 30's and more.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   Instagram:  www.instagram.com/billy.darcy &nbs...

This week I am shattered after another one of my UFC heroes was brutally knocked out. I push through and discuss Instagram and Zuckerberg, donating blood, a blue with a travel doctor, my Sydney encore show, Liver King vs Joe Rogan, Hamish Blake & the Logies, Rugby Leagues greatest power couple ending and finish with some UFC chat.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.yo...

Sydney Encore Show June 27th: https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/billy-darcy-absolute-session-encore/ This week we discuss Karl Stefanovic's electric new channel nine deal and why Kyle Sandilands will never be him. Also I get mugged off at a train station, go on triple j Hack, do a bumpy outdoor gig, Conor McGregor flogged a bloke for no reason. Then at the end I become legitimately hysterical a...

Sydney Encore Show June 27th: https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/billy-darcy-absolute-session-encore/ This week we have a new dating term on our hands, I open for Rohan Arneil in Newy, breakdown in a major tunnel, Karl Stefanovic is back to his best, potential new power couple and Billy Slater blows our head off with his words. After that I discuss the World Test Champs cricket final. No laughs...

Sydney Encore Show June 27th: https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/billy-darcy-absolute-session-encore/ This week the Project has been cancelled after 16 beautiful years, we strike a deal with our local bottleo, see Pete & Bas live, have beers with Tadhg Kennelly, have a shocking split screen experience on Sunday, then talk about Ezra Mam's crazy mental strength and Luke Bateman's up to his ey...

Billy's Sydney Encore Show June 27th:  https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/billy-darcy-absolute-session-encore/ Rohan Stand-Up Tour Tickets:  https://linktr.ee/rohanarneil This week Rohan joins me to discuss his van trip, me fighting a homeless bloke in a van, an unfortunate stage photo, me bombing so hard the whole scene was talking about it, diets and food, Joe Rogan turning Christian...

Sydney Encore Show June 27th: https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/billy-darcy-absolute-session-encore/ This week machetes are flying in Melbourne, Lachlan Galvin is a rat, my favourite character in Alone goes home, we play a big theatre in Thirroul, see the Raygun musical and the Volk gets the keys to the city!! New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW...