Finish It!

This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next? Also, Chris subjects Matt to a “Can You See Ghosts” test from the internet, Matt does a little housekeeping, helicopters make wakka-wakka sounds, a cop’s mind gets absolutely blown, and a very special “guest” ma...

This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and… could it be that one of the brothers has found this book’s Best Read? Sure, why not! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction Character with a Ridiculous Name or Character with a Ridiculous Real Name from Something Else, Chris drops Finish It! Finds It: TikTok edition, Thrombey gets up on a washing ma...

This week, Chris has a WILD adventure (which is to say a lot of things happen), Matt trusts his feelings and uses psychic powers (a bit sort of not really), and Chris’ chillzone is destroyed by Matt YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW ok yes you will. Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Matt Said in Episode 202 (thanks, @Omni314 !), Matt cooks up a half-baked Da...

This week, Matt kills the Thrombey mansion real dead and Chris ventures into uncharted territory. But don’t worry! He has an ace… up his sleeeeeve. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the sparkly new quiz Where to Begin (thanks, Thomas!), Chris plays with words in a new edition of Wham Bam Anagram, the guys give a shout out to their favorite water-tight Jedi for May the Fourth, and if you ne...

This week, Chris powers through something extremely unpleasant, Matt gets an ending that really should have been permanent, and Dormant is watching! Also, Chris brutalizes Matt with a round of the Antonym Quiz, Matt demands a fresh edition of Art This Book as a reminder of the endings that have been found so far, and everybody is very very! https://archive.org/download/202-final/202%20final.mp3 Li...

The Godbunny returns but this time Matt and Chris don’t have to face it alone! Colin and James from Timeline Scavengers are here to help! Plus, the brothers finally do the sad pizza party they earned last Chooster! Let’s get spicy! Also, Matt challenges Chris and James and Colin to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., James and Colin blow minds with their current en...

Happy Episode 200 Day! https://archive.org/download/ghost-hunter-the-musical.-final/Ghost%20Hunter%20the%20Musical.%20FInal.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Say Stuff to Us on Twitter We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Puzzle Time! Let’s FINORDLE! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Merch Time: Giant Lizard Island Shirts are Go! Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch...

This week, Chris witnesses a murder most fowl (not a bird joke), and someone yells “Are you ready to die?” at Matt! Also, it’s episode 199 which is one away from 200 which is so many! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of… the Surprise Karaoke Quiz? Matt forces everyone to celebrate Episode 200 Eve with the worst jangle yet, Chris ends up in a familiar pickle, and the guys make an impassioned...

This week, Chris gets every kind of scare on a ride through a real horror show, Matt does the same thing as last week with a slightly cooler ending, and someone sees the ghost of a certain former plastics magnate no big deal. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the always mindbreaking Synonyms! Quiz, Chris absolutely does not bore with some Paranormal Investigation History from the 1800s, ev...

This week, Matt gives a lady his number! Chris finds a real ghost! And the brothers learn the horrible truth about the afterlife! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Mirrorverse Interactive Fiction Book aka the Antonym Quiz (thanks, @MouseOnAMoose !), Matt has some books on his mind so he does a segment called These Are the Books on My Mind, Jenny Mudge is making a haunted house, there’s a l...

New book week! It’s time to hunt down the haunted! Harlowe is back and he’s a spooky spirit, but will the brothers even find him? Predictions! New music! New fun facts! Things are all very new! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode from Season 15 of Unsolved Mysteries, Jenny Mudge returns, Ghost Bingo kicks off, and—for a story about ghosts—things get pretty dang...

Bro Chat is back! Enjoy some goofs and segments and fun without the stress of deciding who wins a book! It’s time for some Secret Sorceress #FantasyFinishIt, and a look back at Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey to get us in the mood for the next book! https://archive.org/download/195.5-bro-chat-final/195.5%20bro%20chat%20final.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Say Stuff to Us on Twitter We’re on Stitcher, To...

This week, only four loose pages stand between the brothers and the start of a whole new book prison! Matt tracks down a sassy waitress! Chris ignores his strongest wizard impulse! Will it be enough? Also, Chris challenges Matt to an absolutely humiliating round of the brand new quiz, Remember That First Sentence, Bro?; everything is better Goblin style; the guys enjoy some special book-themed bev...

This week, there’s only one ending and seven pages left! Will the Yule brothers finish the book? Or will a handful of loose loops defy them with hidden pages? It’s probably pretty obvious which will happen but isn’t it kind of exciting?! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song By Rob Thomas Whose Birthday is February 14th, Chris speaks truth to power, Matt sets love a...

This week, Matt makes some risky moves and finds his mind floating away in an amethyst dream, Chris has a little leather bondage moment, and OH HEY WHOA we’re almost done with this book better vote for the next one already! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms! (thanks, @coolfreshJules !), Matt does some Housekeeping to see how many pages are left in this thing, and IT’S TIME TO VOTE...

This week, Matt finds a great place to build a whole new castle, Chris learns some cool new lore about dragons and spellcasting, and your new daily obsession is here! Link to FINORDLE is in the post! It’s the puzz with the buzz! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or 1-800-Flowers Dot Com Valentine’s Day Bouquet, being friends with wizards makes you boycrazy, and the guys...

It’s strugglin’ time again! Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder , are back for another chaotic journey to help our renegade archeologist uncle tell whackers to rack off! Plus, Matt makes everyone celebrate Burns Supper with a rousing rendition of Surprise Karaoke, Dani and Bill challenges the brothers to a round of Deadly Australia Stuff: Kill You or Unlikely t...

This week, Chris denies the power of the scepter, Matt finds himself pursuing a very bad romance, and D&D leprechauns steal Shaw’s sword! You want to see inside a leprechaun lair? Oh, we’ll take you inside a leprechaun lair! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the new quiz “Just the Samps” (thanks, @coolfreshJules !), Smooch Bingo heats up, the Ad Boys are back to help the good people of...

This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he’s 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it’s still New Year’s time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon! In addition, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Romance Novel from Harlequin Enterprises, the guys wonder what resolutions they SHOULD have made, someone forge...

This week, Matt absolutely beats the book with the best possible ending, but MORE IMPORTANTLY Chris gets a little backstory about Buchfric! Also, happy dang New Year! In addition, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Ed Sheeran for the fourth year straight, the guys make some podcast resolutions, and a dagger is magically embedded in a real jerk’s heart! How’s that fo...

Krampus has returned with Q’s for all your burning A’s! And the brothers have Q’s, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn? Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on yet another Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge, Matt must pass Chris’ Quote From This Book or Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol quiz, Krampus’ hosts a s...

This week, Matt sacrifices romance for self-knowledge, Chris takes up a rusty sword, and if you’ve always wondered about Matt’s soup-buying habits YOU ARE IN LUCK! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a romantic round of the One Word Switch quiz, the guys learn What D&D Character Matt Is, a nice old cleric cowers from a mean barbarian, and also more things! https://archive.org/download/186-final/186...

It’s new book day! This week, Chris maliciously and magically gives a girl a moustache, Matt levitates a handsome boy out of quicksand, and romance is in the air! Also monsters! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Mishy Mashy quiz, Predictions are made, Smooch Bingo takes off, Tender Textings begin, there’s bunches of new music and we finally have a saxophone theme! https://archive.org/d...

This week, Matt sells a flute to a famous guy and Chris makes his grandma smile as they attempt to finish this book once and for all on their last day in the same city. Will they blow it? Maybe! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Interactive Fiction or Song By the Beatles, picks for the next book are announced ( VOTE HERE! ), the first sentence of this book finally gets its tribute, and...

This week, a new Gratitudes tradition begins as Matt surprises Chris with a thrilling new book! Matt takes rides from strangers! Chris’ cousin weeps uncontrollably! It’s a Gratitudes nightmare! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Wheel-of-Time-themed round of the Mishy Mashy quiz, Gratitudes are exchanged, something is extremely weird at Uncle Norbert’s pig farm, Matt does a swear, and HEY! The guys...