Finish It!

This week, Matt decides not to make a big fuss and Chris leaves his dreams of vengeance behind him OR DOES HE. Also, Chris tries his hand at a round of Interactive Fiction or House, MD Fanfiction, Matt is starting to get into freestyle rapping, Seth Bullock visits the White House in his big ol’ sombrero, someone gets to eat SCRAPS and live in a COOP which is nice, and there’s an awful lot of snoop...

Brace yourself for SPECTACULAR ADVENTURE! The boys have some extremely special guests for this episode, and they are essential to your newest Sad Pizza Party Pay-off! DIG IN! Also, it’s a LIVE EAT as the guys’ special guests rub Matt’s face in his past mistakes, Chris tangles with a diamondback… teddybear, Matt (and special guests) are challenged to a listener-suggested round of Interactive Fictio...

This week, Chris is out for vengeance bloody vengeance, Matt is a total sellout, and the guys announce the winner of their very first sweepystakes! Also, Matt has a pizza party announcement (don’t get excited, it’s not great), Chris is challenged to a listener-suggested round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple SUPER SPOILER EDITION (thanks, @LukeRiversIsMe !), everyo...

This week, Matt makes some forever friends and Chris takes the law into his own hands – but you’ll never guess which law! Also, the Finish It! Fan Appreciation Sweeps is still in effect for ONE MORE DAY (info in the podcast and at the bottom of this post, if you need it), Matt tries his hand at a listener-suggested round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Scooby Doo (thanks @ ladypalindrome !),...

This week, Matt raises the stakes in game he does not understand the rules of, and Chris calls his read and quests out to take on badman Kurt Malloy. Will he find his target? If so, can he hit it? Find out now! Also, #MitCoT returns with big ol’ Chapter 10, the Finish It! Fan Appreciation Sweeps is still in effect (info in the podcast and at the bottom of this post, if you need it), basement libra...

This week is a very special week which is why you’re getting this episode a day early WE’RE CELEBRATING ONE WHOLE YEAR OF FINISH IT! That’s right, it’s our actual factual one year anniversary. Never fear! We are all about Wild West adventure this week, but this episode is also jammed up with a humiliating amount of self congratulatory nonsense. Segments! Look-backs! Sing-songs! Complies and Concri...

Unbelievable. I’m not even joking what is wrong with us. Also, this is ridiculous. It’s only the second week. I mean geez for real. https://archive.org/download/054Final/054%20final.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Twitter with Us Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Prepare to Black Out in a Cool Space Force Shirt! Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, i...

Are you ready for an adventure that you could not possibly be ready for? Of course you’re not! And neither was Matt! But then The Great Easter Bunny Adventure happened anyway! YES IT IS ANOTHER HOLIDAY DIGRESSION! Yup, brother Chris has chosen to startle brother Matt on WEEK TWO of a brand new cowboy book with a crazy “Easter Bunny”-based tale that.. well, actually it was so insane it was pretty g...

This week the guys have news SO HOT the HOT NEWS jangle is totally inappropriate! Also HOLY COW IT’S WILD WEST TIMES as Finish It! heads to the cowboy zone! Also, Matt is challenged to a round of Interactive Fiction or Real Life Cave, you may have noticed a title change just then don’t worry WE ADDRESS IT, there are downright too many freakin jangles in this ep, the theme is all cowboy’d up and fr...

This week, the brothers Yule face the very real possibility of finishing Space Vampire once and for all! Will they find the final page? Or will they blow it terribly? Let’s find out! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a game of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, the show briefly becomes a Fast and the Furious podcast, cowboys love the briny blue, Chris wonders Who Do Yo...

This week, the guys pick new books for you to vote for! Chris and Matt only have two more weeks in Space Vampire heaven… unless, of course, they blow it big time. Which is very possible! Also, Matt drops some knowledge about things that have pretty much anything to do with the number 50 for their big ol’ 50th episode, Chris challenges his brother to a round of Interactive Fiction or 50th Episode o...

This week is all about Sad Pizza Party storytellin’ and hangin’ with honorary Yule boy, HOWARD. And Chris gets pain medication injected in his butt! Also, YHDYSOFAS is reunited and they inflict their “music” on your ears, Chris gets nude for randos, Matt dresses like a dracula for his sad pizza adventure (thanks a lot, @AnastasiaElena ), Howard MAKES ALL HIS OWN CHOICES WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM ANYON...

This week, Chris scales the cliffs of the tigers, Matt gets court-martialed, and it’s time to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day (late) the introvert way (alone)! Also, Matt creates a deeply foul concoction for a sparkly new segment of Choose Your Own Beverage (recipes below), Chris challenges his brother to a game of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Father Ted, Matt goes off on Graham Linehan’s recent...

This week, Matt calls his read! But forgets about doing it live! But it’s still exciting! But will Chris steal his thunder? You’ve heard this show before so of course he will! Also, the guys do a deep dive on the holobay illustration, Chris is challenged to a round of Interactive Fiction or Hardy Boys: Undercover Brothers Adventure (thanks, @ohfourmouse !), lotsa shout-outs get shouted out to folk...

This week, the guys go back to talking instead of singing which is totally fine and fun you guys hey wait come back! Also, Matt takes on a devious round of Interactive Fiction or Episode from Season 1 of Doctor Who, the boys do a little housekeeping and reveal the remaining number of endings, Heironymous Peppo invented the pepposcope, Chris has issues with bloodlust, Matt tweaks his ‘tude, the bes...

Strap yourselves in. Prepare to black out. This episode? Full. On. Musical. All of your questions are now answered! As long as all of your questions were just: What did Chris and Matt spend all that extra time creating? And the answer is that THIS IS A MUSICAL EPISODE! Front to back nonstop music for 30 MINUTES. When will this be hitting Broadway? It will not be hitting Broadway, but that is sweet...

This week, Matt underestimates a vampire’s diabolical math skills, Chris takes a joyride without Steve, and the guys hint at something big in the next episode… Also, the brothers are totally out of love from last week’s Valentine’s special, Matt gets destroyed by a tricky round of Interactive Fiction or Atari 2600 Game Title (thanks @RollToPlayPod !), time just keeps going up in space, the guys ch...

This week is a total romance blowout! The brothers took your Valentine’s Day messages and transformed them into song so your special whoevers will think you are the super coolest! Which you are! Also, Chris grabs him a vamper, Matt schools his brother on short and disappointing, there is way too much lip biting going on, B-beep has the wrong idea about human insides, Chris dominates the listener-s...

This week, Matt takes zero risks and gets a heavy – but delightful – ending, Chris tricks a space vamp real good, and the podcast gets max gamified! Also, Matt is challenged to a round of Interactive Fiction or CYOA You Made Up (as suggested by @UnabashedlyErin – thanks, Erin!) which they might have already done, the guys might have gone too far with having fewer segments, there is Terror in Austr...

This week, Chris and Matt find themselves on a direct course for the Planet of the Vampires. Will they live to tell the tale? More importantly, will they be able to avoid getting the same exact read this time or are they forever mindmelded and now this podcast is all over?! Also, Choose Your Own Beverage is back with a red red wonderdrink (recipe below) that will take your tastebuds out of this wo...

This week, Chris and Matt hope you like beer because Eli’s here to talk suds, keezers, and space monsters! Also, get ready to wallow in our shame as we apologize for last week’s same-reads with some deeply depressing pizza situations. The guys can’t apologize enough for wasting everyone’s time by getting the same EXACT read last week. Listen as the brothers recount their horrifying #PityPizzaParty...

This week, Chris and Matt find out that space can be a pretty dark and terrifying place and if you’re a couple of big, dumb, nappin’ idiots, things will go bad for everyone you care about. Also, Chris teaches you about the history of galactic creeps in the new segment Hide and Space Vampires, the guys do some predictions, Matt can’t wait to meet someone, Chris is challenged to a round of Space For...

Join the brothers as they say BYE THROMBEY and dive imaginations-first into the spooky starry world of Space Vampire! Matt makes a vampire cry! Chris adventures with hardcore tough guy Jack Smythe and his FGG! An ocean of blood AN OCEAN OF BLOOD! Plus, Matt is challenged to a round of Line from an Interactive Fiction Book We’ve Read or Line from a Book Matt or Chris Wrote in Elementary School, Fin...

A promise was made. Will we say goodbye to 2018 and Harlowe Thrombey all at once? Will 2019 be the YEAR OF THE SPACE VAMPIRE? Or are we all doomed to spend eternity in the Thrombey Mansion? It’s time to find out in an unplugged, all-acoustic jamsplosion! Happy Choose Year’s Day, everyone! https://archive.org/download/037FinishItBouncePodcast/037%20Finish%20it%20bounce%20podcast.mp3 OR WHY NOT WATC...

This week, IT’S TIME TO VOTE FOR A NEW BOOK, Chris encounters a mean Johnny Keane, and Matt fails to reassure his brother that this book isn’t somehow leaking into reality. HOT NEWS: It’s time to vote for your favorite option for the next book we attempt to conquer! As mentioned, the books are revealed in this ep, and we’ll put the poll up on twitter real real soon. Also, Chris is challenged to a...