FiendCast: The Official FiendFix Podcast

OMFG Hi welcome to our show :) Had a lot of stuff transpire over the last few weeks (months) BUT WE STILL HERE!! I'm too lazy to confirm but theres already an existing( multiple) BUSS themed shows so check those out too! Main points from this episode: * we have a breakfast line coming out so get hungry ; seawitches will trick you ; did you say pigmy or pick me?? ; no *race* left behind!  ALso I kn...

This one here yall!  Boys cast is it all fellas or all felons? LOL please dont steal tires because you can then get caught by the police who may or not manhandle your a**hole for a routine "check" . Also also, don't wear VR headsets again, like ever. You'll explode.  Friendly reminder the Peen is still protein! 

Well if you didnt want us cancelled before heres your chance now! LOL welcome to another installment of your favorite chaos cast where we dive deep into the hypocrisy that is literally everything lmao. Take aways : Fallon is better than Kimmel ; Katy Perry could be a robot ; Do you be ballin like Jerry? ; Have you ever fed a white man banana pudding? ; Inflation sucks ; Dont talk to kids please.

PT.2 (no, this wasn't planned) and we're still on some BullSh*t lol. Why are we forcing politics into film/ television? Also why is social justice killing comedy? Also also, since we're all different by nature, are we not all by default 'neuro-divergent' ?  Lets argue I mean DISCUSS. (#doublefeaturetuesday but its Wednesday)

Who TF here drinks outta milk bags? Who here has posted/ witnessed EMBARRASSING SH*T online and online only? Do Genres ever really matter? Are you stuck? Are you tolerated or celebrated???? Would you eat a Grasshopper? ALL DAT and more lol pls dont fight but also yes. 

If any gas station liquor brands want to sponsor us now is the time js! Also how yall okay with paying extra for stuff that shouldve been included? FOOLISHNESS I SAY. Side note: this was actually supposed to be episode 1 lol but things happen and it is now episode 2 and it doesnt matter how many weeks ago we recorded this OK mind ya business its fine everything is fiiine. Don't question me.  k luv...

HIIIIIII! Friend! Fiends! All you stinky butts in between! What it do??? New Episode fresh off the press and there's plenty more where this came from - it's a *mild* start to say the least but: Docudrama vs Documentary? Haunts vs Roller Coasters? iHob? Lol y'all already know the deal so go head and tap TF in.  K love you byeeeee!

Hi Friends! Hi Fiends! This weeks episode we will discuss the deliciousness of a P3nis. I mean P3-ness? Lol also wtf is a push gift? Isn't pushing default? Surviving the ordeal seems like compensation enough but lets argue??? Fuck all the daylight savings time change BS I hate it I hate it I hate it!!! GIVE ME LIGHT!!! Also are you excepting money from sus ppl for the cause??? ONLY FOR THE CAUSE t...

Are you an Island boy? If so, you're in luck cause we've got hot ham and cheese sandwiches for all! Halloween will always be sexy and walking on your hands will always be weird. #FACTS . Also, also, are you a fetus level foodie or fully grown?? Would you rather be attacked by a brain amoeba or a bear?? Mail in your answers!

So, we found Mitch in Bolivia drinking white russians on the beach (sick b*stard) but we also found a Darcy!  Also also,, what are your relationship expectations when on the dating market? Is you BROKE??  Its okay if you are though, b*tches out here accepting chicken as payment so just shoot your shot! Even with all these Horror Icons, we *still* need a third. 

Ways I thought of starting this description include: "Reasons why you should "out" someone...DONT!"  "If you aren't a ninja maybe refrain from all stealth like activities or face jail time!"   "Gather 'round while we spill the beans on Mormon lore as well as some Kanye lore?"   Swoosh Dad 4000 would probably not approve of any of these and call me a Moolong yon Charcoal Briquette. Its fine tho.

Hiya friends and also fiends! Would you say that being tall is the same thing as being big? Did you know good hair only comes from good effort?? Were you aware that FL is currently the undefeated, superior, state? LeTs DiScUsS! 

Y'all can call me Space Boi Seuss from now on thank you very much! I will have you know that Luffy slander will not at any point be tolerated! Don't be mad at someone else cause YOU decided to participate in the "hit". Don't be mad you weren't invited to the Met Gala, its an ugly scam. I just came to pump it up really.  Also, put those tums away at school!! Why is this even an argument? 

Men have drama too, right? Lets discuss. Would you be surprised to find out no one owes you acknowledgement? Would you like to be the biggest broad in the bar? Comment below.   

Have you ever thought to yourself maybe, just maybe had you been roasted more as a child you'd be more "tough" ? Lets discuss.  Also, would you rather remember excruciating details about when you made awful potentially life changing decisions, or would you rather forget and pretend to be none the wiser? Also also, friendly reminder that being "pro" anything requires a level of consistency ...Lets...

Now lets be honest with ourselves...loser mentality will get you nowhere or nothing but loser results. Y would you want that for yourself??!? Level up. Also, I never knew that rat guillotines were a thing but that is sad and I do not approve!! #ratrights. Does your family ever disrespect yo' ah? Does ever make you want to fight 'em? Or perhaps uninvite them to your wedding?? Everyone has a body an...

I'm starting to think I was meant to be a rapper please refer to me as Freestyle Dandy with the Boots* from now on thanks! Also, what would it take for you to spend a week in the 60's? Has anyone told you the dangers of smoking glue and/or plastic products? BBL or die...lol literally also Free Lizzo !!! I've been traumatized by the pickles and things will just never be the same.  No iPhone- phonys...

Well butter my crackers!  Its a raw open episode and I'm on my astrology hoe sh*t so please join in for the *LeO sHow* Also hope you guys don't think that you kids are lizards...they likely are not.  

Ya'll there is a waffle thief on the loose so please hide your kids, wives, husbands, etc!! Join in as I go into the "Peanut Brittle" story...again... lmao and I truly do not know why this holds such a place in my memory but if Peanut Brittle girl is listening to this I am so sorry and remember you are beautiful no matter how dry or light-skint you may be

We back with a new one fresh off the press!  This week ya girl had a few too many and it is showing*. So what's new? We need naps. I demand mandated naps for all!! Smooth balls- Is it something to strive for? What about bikini bottoms for all? Is it something we wanna see in sports? I say full body suits. Head, to damn toe. F*ck Ed Buck. 

YALL.  Who's ready to squirt!? ;) JKJK but we are serving Blackened Mitch Fish with a side of rice for an extra $5.  We also have $30 drinks to offer (16oz souvenir cup included, of course). I've said it once, I'll say it again. Chili's corn is delicious. Dont fight me on this, please. Also also Rock &Brews has cornhole so idk how "classy" that really is lol. Fight me on this, please. ALSO!! Stop...

Well it's a short boi- I mean that both literally and figuratively. But really, is it rude to call someone out on their height regardless of size? Probably. Lol we all a lil' sensitive!!?! ANYWAYS, the point is that you can be a friend or a fiend or neither or both or who tf cares?! Did you know Looney Tunes were back in action?? Did you know Spy Kids needed more action?? Have you ever thought of...

I would've sworn on me mum this was episode 8 so when you hear me go on about it feel free to ignore! Thanks!  LOL anyways here we are in the most moist of times bringing you the hottest of tea on real life Karens. Except for me, I did not have sufficient Karen tea but what I lack in tea I more than make up for in ASS. Speaking of, have you Vaxxed that Azz up? No? Dont worry we'll send someone.  H...

Hey hope you friends n' fiends had a fun fourth!  Here's a special collection of some hot mic pre-recordings of us being EXTRA MURICAN. Featuring, but not limited to the following: lusting for various porks, spy dolphins, rapping, pp cocaine, yelling, mac and cheese. Also testicles. Did you know lemon juice packets were a thing??!!

The boys go wild in this episode while I take a quick leave for a *not diharrea* break! Dont ask. Also get your listening holes ready for the voicing pleasures of Light Mitch™- he's so smooth yet so rough! What are the things you are not willing to allow on your dime? Why do FL drivers suck butt? Why did you let your gf/bf get your a$$ beat?!? Why are Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman essentially...