Fear the Talking Queers

Hey, Bitch! You ready for a double helping of movies this week!? Well you better be because the boys are eating the rich! First they take a bite out of the delicious dark-satire THE MENU (2022). Then it’s straight to the island of Li Tolqa where the boys skinny dip in the sci-fi drama of the INFINITY POOL (2023). Don’t forget, never swim after you eat! The consequences could be painful. Boner peti...

We're back, bitches!  And we brought a new friend!  It's insane right?!  This week we are diving into the horror comedy that sent gay audiences running to the theatre, M3GAN (2023).  Before we start deprogramming M3GAN, we discuss our theories on SCREAM VI!  Charge up, connect to the Wi-Fi and tune in!  Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, leave us 5 stars on Spotify and visit us on Instagram @fea...

Hey, bitch! This week the boys join Michelle Yeoh in saving the Multiverse! That’s right, it’s EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)! Will this existential epic fantasy sweep Award Season? Who cares! ‘Cause life is meaningless. Find out why on the latest installment of Hear the Talking Queers! . . . "Nikos Spiliotis - Waiting for You till the End of War" is under a Free To Use on YouTube licens...

Merry Christmas, bitch! This year we are unwrapping the movie that has been on everybody’s vomit-covered lips. That’s right, it’s TERRIFIER 2 (2022), a movie so violent that just watching it will put you on the Naughty List. So join Art the Clown, the Little Pale Girl, and all of their victims for one heartwarming tale of Good vs Evil. Don’t forget the mashed potatoes! We know Art won’t.

Woof woof, bitch!  Join us for a winter trip to the snow-capped mountains of Beaverfield to meet the worst neighbors in cinema history.  But first, we have a howling good time with a yuletide version of F*ck, Marry, Kill.  Don't forget to leave a review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts!  Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers.

Hey, darling! You worried?! Well DON'T be, because this week the boys are bringing you two for the price of one. Starting off this week is a spoiler-free mini-review of Netflix's newest smash, WEDNESDAY (2022). Then it's time to head to The Victory Project, where the people are beautiful, the locales are stunning, and the truth behind it all is ugly AF.  So throw the steak and egg shells on the st...

Check in. Relax. Go explore the basement. This week, we are digging up the skeletons in the closet with BARBARIAN (2022). So tune in and lower yourself beneath The Mother’s swollen utter and have some of the sweetest milk you have ever tasted, baby! Synopsis music done by Karl Casey @ White Bat Studio.

Prey, bitch! Happy Thanksgiving! You ready to go back in time with your favorite boys!? That’s right! This holiday, the boys are heading to 1718 where they witness the epic sci-fi battle of PREY (2022). Will our Comanche heroine overcome the alien Predator or will she end up carved like the Thanksgiving turkey? Find out this week on, FTTQ! Gobble gobble, bitch. Firesong by Kevin MacLeod is license...

This episode is a STAAARRR! This week we are talking the ‘X’ origin story PEARL! Before we step into Pearl’s technicolor world of sex and murder, we play a classic game of ‘Would You Rather!’ So tune in and get ready to do the best dancing you’ve ever done!

Happy Halloween, Bitch! Oh wait… it’s over already. Well, whatever. This week, the boys take their asses trick r treating to HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022), the concluding chapter that has divided a fandom. Where do you think the boys land on it? Are they riding off with Corey into the sunset? Or are they more ride-or-DIE for Michael? Find out this week on FTTQ!

The witches are BACK!  Get ready witches because we are going back to Salem with the Sanderson sisters!  Ignite the black flame candle and get ready to shake that ass to the musical stylings of HOCUS POCUS 2.  But first, we're giving you a guide to throwing the perfect Halloween party!  Put on your costumes and prepare to FLY!  Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers.

Hey, bitch! You ready to gallop into today's episode of FTTQ?! This week, the boys take it back to the ranch where Keke Palmer and Daniel Kaluuya face off against an alien foe in Jordan Peele's, NOPE (2022). Does this new installment into Peele's cinematic universe live up to the hype? Does that pesky shoe mean anything? And, like, when is Brandon Perea going to call me? Find out all this and more...

*RING RING*. “Hello!? Ghostface?” Not this time! This week we’re answering the phone to a different set of voices as we review THE BLACK PHONE (2022). While this may just be another scary movie, the subject is very serious so TRIGGER WARNING. Before we answer the phone, we discuss the very real case of Midsi Sanchez. The foundation we mention can be found at midsisanchez.org. Follow us on Instagra...

Hey, everyBODIES! The Boys. Are. Back! Season 5 is here and it’s better, scarier, and gayer than ever! To kick off the new season, the Queers are bringing you A24’s newest who-dunnit, BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022). This film proves to be a perfect match for the boys as it’s filled with hot girls, drugs, zucchini bread, and MURDER. Or does it? Tune in to find out who the killer is, this week on FTTQ!...

The boys have made it to their 100th episode! This is the final episode, girl! This is the season 4 finale; so it was only appropriate that the queers enter the cinematic world of THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)! Before they enter a movie from the past, the boys discuss the future of the podcast! Is FTTQ over forever!? Will there be a sequel? Tune in to find out!

Hey there, Butterfly! It's time to put the pedal to the metal and drive into Quentin Tarantino's automotive slasher, DEATH PROOF (2007)! The boys hit the parking brake to stop and talk about the latest news regarding SCREAM 6 and Frankie's newest podcasting adventure. Then it's back to the open road where a group of unsuspecting women takes on the likes of Stuntman Mike. So shut up, buckle up, and...

Hey, bitch! Aren't you lookin' like a snack! This week, in Part One of a Grindhouse Double Feature, the boys once again visit the mind of Robert Rodriguez (Director of Stab) with PLANET TERROR (2007)! Blood, guts, and sl*ts galore! So waste no time diving into this zombie apocalypse. Oh, and rememeber... it's GO-GO... not Cry-Cry. 

There’s nothing these boys love more than a long, thick Anaconda (1997). Join the queers as they navigate the Brazilian rainforest alongside JLo and Ice Cube in search for the biggest Anaconda ever! But first, catch up with the latest Scream news and what the boys thought of the latest Firestarter (2022). 🐍

Hey, bitch! You ever snitch on a witch? You better hope not! This week the queers take it back to 1970's Berlin where they dance naked with the witches of SUSPIRIA (2018)! Feeling a little competitive, the boys face off in a Horror quiz where one of them is absolutely burned at the stake. Then it's back to the dance academy where they discuss human pretzels, witchy meat hooks, and Patricia the Pru...

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING! This film’s main theme revolves around teenage suicide (don’t do it!!). HTTQ is going back to the mother to everyone’s fave mean girl movies! Before the queers travel back to the 80’s, they celebrate 4/20!! Tune in for a complete list of movies to watch while high! Ready for some BIG FUN!? Well, what’s your damage!? Press play, Heather!

Hey, bitch! You think you got what it takes to be a Hollywood star?! After watching this movie, you might reconsider. This week, the boys play some Hollywood star trivia, something they know all about from first-hand experience. Then it's a trip through the dark and winding roads of MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2000), the surreal masterpiece by David Lynch. Conspiracy theories, nightmarish crones, head-on co...

Ahoy bitch! It’s the midnight hour here at FTTQ radio. You know what that means? It’s time to creep into John Carpenter’s THE FOG (1980). We take a deep dive into the icy waters of Antonio Bay; but before we get all wet, we’re discussing the latest in horror news. Grab your pirate’s booty because it’s about to get dense.

Hey, bitch! Lookin' seXy! This week, the boys venture into the eXtremely seXy and brutal slasher, X (2022)! Join the boys for the naughtiest version of F*ck, Marry, Kill yet! Then it's time to put your knees in the breeze and tan those titties! Will Shia Lebouf's eX, Amber Von Tussel, a Gen Z Scream Queen, a rapper, and Samara's victim, survive the deadly, TeXas night? Tune in to FTTQ to find out!...

¡Hola, bitches! Pack your bags because this week the boys are heading south of the border for some vampire slaying! This week we are covering Robert Rodriguez’s FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)! But before things get too hot, they play a fun game of ‘Movie Synopsis Mad Libs!’ Take out the tequila and twist those titties because it’s time to party!

Hey, bitch! You ready to slice and dice into a new episode of Hear the Talking Queers?! This month, the boys meet the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, a glamorous and deadly girl group almost on par with their own beauty! Then it's a wild ride from a chapel in El Paso, to the suburbs of Pasadena, to the far East of Japan. So hop in your P*ssy Wagon, ladies! We are gonna KILL BILL... VOL.1 (2003)!...