#FATHERHOOD

Battle opens the show with a rant and PSA about tossing trash out of your car. Please don't. Their second Father's Day is approaching and Bennett feels that dads get the shaft on Father's Day; Battle doesn't care that much - he just wants to be left alone. Does being a parent age you faster? Harrison has discovered the joy of spinning around to get dizzy and attempting to walk. He also refers to e...

The dads have been away for some time for good reason - Battle was battling a severe case of Covid while simultaneously dealing with the passing of a family member. How do you talk to kids about death? Bennett lightens the mood with his family trip to Baltimore, and his lunch at a chain restaurant was a splash. Should you still tip 20% if the service was attrocious?

The dads are back after a couple weeks away from the show.  Harrison has entered the toddler tantrum phase and lept from his crib to inform his parents that he now only requires one nap per day. He's fine. Kiera had an incident on the stairs while wearing sneakers. She's fine.  She also doesn't much care for the Easter Bunny.

April Fools!  The only fools here are Bennett, who got a big payday taken away from him, and Battle, who got stuck behind someone who didn't know how to purchase groceries in 2022. Dad Brain is still strong in them. Producer LA returns to the show! Kiera is mad at Bennett for losing a gallon of milk; Harrison has overcome his fear of shoes and gets an A at his doctor checkup. They wrap up the...

The dads are exhausted this week, so Dad Brain is on full blast.  Bennett saved Kiera from waking up during a storm. Do they still have choke chains for dogs, or is that inhumane now?  They recap Bennett's birthday beer festivities - Battle hasn't done anything social in over two years.  Kiera is exceling in gymnastics and is training for the Olympics; Harrison takes his first trip...

Bennett does the show in full emo attire. Kiera has recovered from her cat wounds and is now dancing.  Harrison caught his first cold and Battle's treatment is to do nothing. The guys discuss staying in shape as a father and avoiding the Dad Bod. 

Bennett gets ghosted by a big-name artist; Battle has a similar story.  Bennett's daughter assaults their cat and chaos ensues.  Battle's son now eats breakfast on the go.  He also gets Christmas tree shamed. (Recorded 2/25/22)

Bennett still has mailbox issues, but met his new neighbor. Kiera loves the new house. He also can't sell his old house in the best market in 30 years. Battle feels hungover but hasn't drank anything, and hates parents naming their kids something stupid. The babies are organizing, categorizing, and stacking items. They're also both walking and smashing into things. Harrison got a boo-boo. Should t...

Babies' holiday recap. Harrison's first birthday party is also Christmas Day, and it's too much. Using the bathroom is hard now.  How many baths should babies get a week?  Bennett buys a new house and destroys his mailbox; Battle has advice on how not to fix it. (Recorded 01/10/22)

Babies' first Christmas is here! How long should you hold onto a Xmas card before tossing it? Battle is clumsy and injures himself. The boys recap Thanksgiving - Bennett stayed local with the fam, Battle traveled to his hometown for Harrison's first road trip.  Hangovers are far worse when you have a baby. (Recorded 12/23/21)

Bennett hangs out with Jimmy Fallon and Meghan Trainor to talk about the joys of parenthood. Battle wishes babies didn't poop.  The boys are all boosted.  Battle doesn't have much to complain about anymore and takes a "Me Day" to find something. Bennett buys a new house and Battle grills him on the specifics. (Recorded 12/10/21)

Bennett takes over the morning show on 96.5 TDY! The babies' first Halloween reminds the guys of their youth. Daylight Savings is horrible when you have a baby.  Food allergies, and how not to make your kid a picky eater.  Kiera attends the aquarium, Harrison makes his first trip to the zoo. (Recorded 11/15/21).

The guys actually never cut an Episode 5, because Dad Brain.  Enjoy!

Battle dealt with a close-parker, and someone ate his lunch.  Bennett was on the receiving end of road rage and defended his wife's honor.  Baby gate is up at Battle's - Harrison is babbling and cruising.  Kiera took her first steps!  Baby fall activities.  (Recorded 10/14/21).

Bennett's baby weekend at the shore didn't go well.  Battle's worried about peanut allergies and also went to urgent care (unrelated to the legume fears).  They're both hypochondriacs. (Recorded 9/23/21)

Producer LA gets promoted and thinks he’s bigtime. Battle is engaged; he’s also very thrifty.  Bennett loves vaccines and still wants to shelter in place outside of date night.  The boys discuss the seven types of baby excrement (Recorded 9/1/21).

Brand-new dads Michael Bennett and Matt Battle dive head-first into how they both became fathers (IN a pandemic). Get your go-bags ready! Welcome to #FATHERHOOD. (Recorded 8/11/21)