Fangs For Waiting

Roof tops and springs! I saw a spring shoed man going across the roof tops and I know it wasn't The Batman! Have you been randomly punched in the face and then the robber breathed flames at you?? Consider this episode a venting one for you. We uncover the mystery of Spring Heeled Jack and why it was just a weird urban legend!

St. Patrick's day already? Well you better not steal a leprechaun's gold or you will find out just how nasty those sum bitches can be! It's the 90s, mullets and patchy jean shorts rule the land. Being murdered my mythical creatures is also very much at play in this extremely fun monster movie and we have a blast pogo sticking around this cult classic!

We are back baby! We come back and hit the ground...running. The only thing bigger than this gameshow hosts ego is Arnold's arms! We go through this perfect 80s action movie based on a Stephen king book that doesn't seem like a Stephen King book, confusing we know but we are here to walk you through this dystopian future and maybe even throw in a Arnold impression or two! 

 It's time to put The Boogieman to bed... orrr piss off the fans? It's been four years since Michael Myers went Steven Seagal on Haddonfield's ass then vanished without a trace. Join us as we go off on Halloween Ends for like 40 minutes!

 Evil dies tonight! Probably not, but maybe some acting careers will. After a failed attempt to kill the boogieman, Laurie is rushed to the hospital where she will spend the remainder of the movie believing that Michael has been baked like a pumpkin pie. Meanwhile, the beloved Shape is gallivanting around Haddonfield, having an absolute gore fest. But he better watch out for Tommy Doyle and h...

 It's been 40 years since the night Michael Myers came home, but Laurie Strode is convinced he won't stay locked away forever. Her paranoid lifestyle has pushed her family away and turned her into a recluse. But Laurie's preparedness pays off when her worst nightmare becomes very real and she's left with no choice but to fight. Driven, brave, strong and sexy; Jamie Lee Curtis takes home GILF...

 Looking to watch a bunch of people getting absolutely fucked with a giant knife by an even bigger man? Good, cos we're still doing Halloween, and this time its directed by Rob Zombie. Robert gives us a fresh new take on Michael Myers and his story, with 6'8" behemoth of a Mikey and a lot of kid stuff. Kid stuff that one of us are really into. Listen to find out who that is.

 Halloween again already?? Well with a new movie means that Laurie is the main focus right?....right? WRONG!!! In this 2002 version Laurie is a thing of the past and now Michael is living in tunnels under the Myers house.  You heard that right, tunnels...pretty stupid but hey we gave Halloween 5 a chance so why not this!? Sit back and enjoy our cam show as we once again see Michael do wh...

 Teen love is in the air, as well as middle-aged love. And who else would sniff it out other than Michael Myers!? It took 20 years, but Michael has found out the whereabouts of Laurie Strode, who is now known as Keri Tate. Myers travels cross country from dreary Illinois to sunny California, where the sun is hot and the victims are hotter! But instead of watching him star in his own road trip...

 Tell a dog to bark and make a chicken cluck. Grab a family member and get ready to LISTEN TO FANGS FOR WAITING! Just like Michael Myers does every Monday morning! Join us as we go googoo-gaga over Paul Rudd for about as long as anyone else would. It's Ant-Man versus the boogieman himself! But not without the help from Dr. Samuel Loomis, played by non other than the legend himself, Donald Ple...

 TINAAA! JAMIEEE! BILLYYYY! MAAAX! RACHEL!! Uncle? Take your shoes off and step in a pile of hot dog poop. Cant decide if your disgusted or in deep ecstasy? That's what watching Halloween 5 is like. By the way, your parents constantly fantasize about how much better life would be if they never had you.

 Nothing ever tops the piercing tone of a child screaming bloody murder; which is why this timeless holiday classic is the perfect pick to bring the family together for a fun movie night. Back in action and ready to capture the hearts of fans around the world once again, Michael Myers continues his hunt, but this time for the daughter of a late Laurie Strode. It's kind of like those Sprite co...

 Ass slapping! Explosions! Head ripping! Alcohol abuse! Boobies! Head melting! Crickets! Snakes! Androids! Masks! More explosions! Tom Atkins! You want it all? So why are you still reading this!? Click play and listen to this!! Do it! DO IT NOWWW!!

 He was shot six times and fell from a second story window, but when your the personification of pure evil, such fatal blows are nothing more than mere boo-boos and ouchies. Michael Myers continues his hunt for Laurie Strode in this cash grab- I mean, totally original and awesome movie, Halloween II. Some call it "sloppy seconds" compared to the first, but Fangs For Waiting views it as a fun...

 The boogieman is real... and he's watching you wherever you go. Run all you want, he'll be waiting around the corner. Evil has escaped and it's coming your way; Michael Myers is hungry for some Halloween night carnage and your all invited! Join us as we begin the Halloween series with the movie that changed everything! Unsettling shots and a perfect score are just a sliver of what makes this...

 Left? Right? I don't know. Do you? This episode, Brandon and Josh are lost little puppies trying to find our way home.  Papa Joe asks all the questions, hoping- no- PRAYING that we choose the wrong path!  Will the two of us make it out alive, or will Joseph have his way with our tight little asses!? Only one way to find out!

Take a seat by the fire and light up, mi familia! Cos we're gonna be sharin some stories that'll leave you campers shivering in your skivvies and begging your camp counselor to let you use the pay phone to call your mommies, daddies, and/or parental guardians! Piss now or forever hold your ween! I give you... BLIND SIDE TALES: PART BOO!!!

 What's up all you mommy’s and daddy's!? This episode's about a cryptid so creepy, you'll be changing your diaper approximately three times before we're finished! Yes that is correct, three times! Three, the magic number! A number so magic, it'll have you feeling like Houdini... dead. He died. And you might too. You don't know what's lurking in the shadows just beneath your feet. In the corne...

 Happy 4th of July! Come celebrate with us as we talk about a man-eating bat/rat that loves nothing more than the taste of a hard-working American's blood. Bonus points to anyone listening to this episode during the graveyard shift; we won't give you double pay, but we will go on with our lives never knowing who you are or that you did that. (Unless you email us!) Grab your Diet Pepsi and you...

I am recording this entry from a small apartment in the north-western lakeside of Pennsylvania. Here, I am staying with my blow-up doll for a few weeks so that I may continue my research undisturbed. Since May, a group of associate professors and myself have been excavating the ruins of Ca'n Dar. I believe I have made an important find in that area, and thus the reason for this thick & juicy log....

 Alright all you gore whores and thumb sores! Get wit it, unless you can't kick it! Are you smelling what I'm smelling? I said! ARE YOU SMELLING WHAT I'M SMELLING!? Cos if it ain't the festering puss of an unwedded teenage drug addict, y'all needa bust up outta HERE!!! Am I using more adjectives than needed to exaggerate this summary? YES! Are we about to blow your minds!? YES!! Fan of scary movie...

 Grab your Boomstick and rev up the chainsaw, cos we're taking you on the action-packed adventure that is Army of Darkness! With plenty of flips, kicks and saving chicks, Ash must go on the quest of a lifetime to return home from medieval times. Groovy fight scenes and hilarious quips will have you pissing your pants; not cos you've lost control of your bladder, but because the overwhelming feelin...

Watch out for the trees man! There alive man! Come with us as we continue our journey through The Evil Dead series. Evil Dead 2 has Blood, great demon effects and a WHOLE LOTTA Ash William and you know what we say to that!.......Groovy...So grab your chainsaws and sawed off shotgun cause we going demon hunting this week!!

 "Join us. Join uuuus" as we talk about a legendary film, The Evil Dead. With a horrifying setting and grotesque demons and gore, this classic slaps like nothing else; leaving a big, red handprint, that we wear proudly, on our asses. I could go on with nothing but great things to say, but I'll leave it to the podcast. So hike up your corduroy pants and take a seat with us. Not that you have a choi...

 You heard the first one. You loved it. Millions of you begged for more. Now, the times has come! Put your dicks together! For THE MYSTERY BOX!!! OHHHHH GAWWWWD!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMM!!! EVERY ORIFICE ON MY BODY IS EXPLODING WITH ECSTASY!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! OH HEAVENLY FATHER FORGIVE ME, FOR I'M ABOUT TO LET A WHITE DOOKY SLITHER OUT MY FRONT BUTT ONTO THE FACE OF HUMANITY!...