Failures & Fakes

On today's show we talk about how bands make money (or lose it), how COVID-19 is affecting musicians and we catch up with Kyle's baby updates. Talking Points: Artist Lroyalties; Don't be a fuck boy, drop a buck boy; I'll be your Fuckleberry. LET'S GOOOO!!!

Today's show is 100% about sex and boners, including our worst high school boner stories. Talking Points: Spermicidal Vesicles, Horny Teenage Monster, Everyday Bone at Nine, Mr. Keith

This show is about how we're dealing with the current horror of life. We also get a story from Kyle (weird huh?) and a history lesson from Parker/ Talking points include: HYOONDAIE, Stop Sign Ad Campaign, Blood Straw, Live Laugh Lube

In today's episode we talk about our new YouTube channel, our meme contest, shitty interviews and worse festivals. Talking Points include: Kyle's Mic Lips, Nose Printer, Parker's Juicy Laugh, 3rd Arm (On Your Back), Parker's Roast Beef Fetish

In this show, T.J. and Cooper challenge Kyle's beliefs on freedom of speech. The hosts also talk about getting drunk off of one beer. Talking points include: Come out of Fear, Respect People, Jimmy Johns vs Pita Pit Ultimate Showdown, Cumpiss Squirrel

This episode features discussion of the making of the Arrows Before Bullets music video and the man called Poop. Topics include: 4 year old Peter Jackson, Get Out Of Me: Origins, Poomph off Da Bike, Pillow-Moving Demons, Foot Death.

We talk a lot a bout poop in this one. We also talk about the band's music videos for Failures & Fakes and Like Autumn. Topics include: Communal Shit Pile, Sloth Logs, Chili Oil Disaster, Titular Music for Titular Podcast, Humans in a Wagon

In this extra explicit episode, we talk about the band playing a show at their high school and we might also talk about testicle acoustics. Topics include: Food Stink > Ballsack Stink, High School Fame, the concavity of your sack, Duct Tape Plane, Brotherhood of the Traveling Thong

Episode Dozen: Part 2 of our discussion on making the instruments for Handmade. (Hint: those instruments weren't used for the album) Topics include: Parker's Pterodactyl Predicament, Penile Front (for money laundering?), TJ's crippling dyslexia, Thank you jaming Handmade

This episode includes the first half of a long conversation about making instruments by hand for Handmade The Ongoing Concept's second album. There's also a bunch of bullshit. Topics include: Kyle dying on Places, Feel (Again), Tama's Limited Edition Uruk-Hai Snare Drum, TJ's first release  

Who the fuck is Joe Pesci? Cooper doesn't know. This episode includes discussion about a whole lot of nonsense, like us complaining about people complaining. Topics: our new political campaign lewd Patreon; fuck off local bands, I hate you; metalcore fashion tips (hint: wear black); Codename: Everlasting Gobstopper

This episode includes talk about playing video games on tour with other bands and Kyle trying to explain AGDQ! Topics include: Can Mormons go swimming, TJ's Hard Top Ramen Burritos, Kyle's Transporter 2 review, Love Ya PJ!    

This shitty episode covers the shitty gear the band used on tour and the experience of going into the studio to record a shitty album. Topics include: Puke Pocket, Thanks Cory, what-the-fuck-is-Kyle-even-talking-about, THE SEVEN LEVELS OF KEVIN BACON HELL.      

This show's main topics include some shit about Kyle riding a longboard or something and the effects touring has on young people. Talking points: Manhattan van breakdown, Kyle rambling and rabbit-trailing for literally like an hour, sperm data factory??? and men's vibrato. Bravado? We don't know. 

In this week's episode we talk about the process behind The Ongoing Concept's music videos for Cover Girl and Saloon and also talk way too much about everything not related to those things. Topics include: Viggo Mortensensen's The Road, Lion King featuring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Cup holder; Computer holder?

Episode 5 already, huh? Wow. time to send this guy to kindergarten! This show's topics include the band signing to Solid State and how the members found a band/life balance. Talking points: Sexy Squirtle is gonna fuck your dad, Adam is cool, Parker's Molding Bunk, Schooltime bird shrieks

Our main points of discussion include misconceptions of touring bands and Parker getting drunk off of bootleg Vanilla Coke.   Talking points: Swinger's Church, your Grandma Sounds Shitty, Stolen Water, Fire Semi, Exploded Bambi and Mailbox Crushing    

We talk about the band's stage presence and what kind of music metalcore bands listen to. We also remembered that this show would be going up on Christmas Eve.  Topics: Wide crabcore squats, Axing Axexandria, "what is a turtle dove?", pop music is all, Cooper hates Feliz Navidad

We talk about the hosts' best concerts for 2 minutes and quickly veer off, which we think is pretty on-brand. Topics: Mike Tyson's Dyson, fake van breakdown, T.J. broke his butt and also his bass, Eddie Leatherpants and Vietnam Knife Man.

Our infant show's first episode.  Topics: Segway Dreamcast, T.J. sweats to death in a van for five years, stinky onion youth group boy, nasty nasty toilet horror

This episode is a quick primer that you should listen to if you're unfamiliar with who we are. If you're not unfamiliar with us, we're surprised.