El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcast

The boys dive headfirst into the murky depths that are the latest transfer rumors. They discuss the possible return of Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid, the latest buzz surrounding Neymar and Griezmann, and how many more times Messi can be publicly insulted before he's had enough. Also - ideas on how to crown a champion if the season is indeed over. 

Your intrepid hosts report some actual big loan and transfer news for their historic clubs as the rumour mill never stops, even for a pandemic. The boys also delve into their Dream Teams for next season, including who they would keep, buy, and sell for next year to improve on what was a rough campaign for both clubs. Also - wild transfer speculation, and Mark questions how the hell Real Madrid are...

No pandemic is gonna stop us from the pod! The boys report from their respective bunkers to give you a full rundown of the suspended La Liga campaign, with awards for every player who made an impact (good or bad) this year. Also - breaking news, including the latest whispers around Mbappe, Neymar, Alaba and more. 

Hey there from the end of the world! Mark and Payton quickly recap last week's probably meaningless fixtures amidst the suspension of La Liga. Your hosts nevertheless dive into Barcelona's 1-0 triumph over Real Sociedad to retake the league lead, and Real Madrid's unbelievably poor 2-1 loss to Real Betis. The boys also discuss pandemic preparedness, and a reminder to get your canned...

The boys recap all things El Clasico as they delve into the lineup decisions, performances, and storylines that led to Real's massive 2-0 win at the Bernabeu that takes them back on top of the league. Mark and Payton also break down what they were each surprised by in a game filled with standout performances, both good and bad. 

Join your friendly hosts for a deep dive on the greatest rivalry in sports! Mark and Payton break down where each team stand going into the biggest game of the season. The boys also break down Real's 2-1 champions league loss to Man City, and what Real's stark reversal in form means for the big game. Also: Mark shares the time Mbappe met Zidane as a kid, and what that might mean for next...

The boys discuss Messi's incredible 4 goal effort to lift Barcelona over Eibar at home, and Madrid's devastating loss of Eden Hazard for the rest of the season in a 1-0 away defeat to Levante. Also, analysis of Barcelona's 1-1 draw with Napoli, and a preview of Real Madrid's upcoming match with Man City.

Mark moans about Real's defensive errors in his side's 2-2 home draw to Celta Vigo, and wonders if it is time to send Marcelo and Bale out to pasture as their glittering careers begin to fade. Payton celebrates Barca moving only a point behind Real after their 2-1 win over third-placed Getafe, and weighs Griezmann's Barcelona career so far against his 120 mil summer outlay. 

Mark and Payton delve into the latest thrilling round of La Liga action. Once again, Mark questions Zidane's odd but ultimately successful team selection in their 4-1 win over Osasuna in Pamplona. Payton gives Messi credit for assisting his side through a nervy 3-2 win in Quique Setien's return to his old club, Real Betis. The boys also get into a bit of transfer speculation over recent...

Mark and Payton recap the ongoing train wreck that is Barcelona's front office after Messi and Sporting Director Eric Abidal's very public spat over the firing of Ernesto Valverde. The boys also discuss the future of Barcelona's President Josep Maria Bartomeu after a disastrous winter window. 

Mark and Payton discuss Real's long-overdue 1-0 La Liga derby triumph over rival Athleti, with a yet another brilliant cameo by the 19 year old Brazilian wonder. Payton wonders where Messi left his shooting boots in another profligate display in Barcelona's narrow 2-1 win over Levante. The boys also pontificate on the decline of VAR after a largely successful first season in La Liga, and...

Mark tries to enjoy Real's 4th straight league win and their long-awaited return to the top of the table. Payton defends Quique Setien's early experiment after Barca drop points on the road yet again. The boys agree then take on the latest rumors about Messi possibly leaving Barcelona and yell a bit about Man City and oil barons. 

Payton rejoices at the return of compelling football to the Camp Nou following Barcelona's dominant Quique-Setien-fuelled 1-0 win over Granada. Payton also waxes poetic about the return of tika taka to the Catalan capital and discusses his improved emotional state following the long-overdue departure of Ernie Valverde. Mark screams about Lucas Vazquez's immediate return to the starting l...

The boys try to get in midseason form with a roundup of the strange money grab that is the newfangled Spanish Supercup, discuss the possible Xavi managerial appointment, and give their thoughts on Barca's 2-2 draw to bottom side Espanol and Real's shaky 3-0 win at Getafe. Then at (57:41), the boys give out their Good, Bad, and Weird Midseason Awards to the players and coaches. 

Join the boys for a celebration of the past decade of Real Madrid and Barcelona football as they each outline their top 7 moments in their time being fans of the beautiful game. Also, our hosts review the 0-0 El Clasico, Barca's 4-1 win over Alaves, and Real's 0-0 draw with Bilbao, and discuss larger trends affecting each team's chances as we enter the second half of the title race....

The boys get all cranked up for the first, belated el clasico of the year. Mark and Payton then share some surprising historical tidbits about the nearly 100-year-old rivalry, before picking apart their sides' recent away draws to Valencia and Real Sociedad that leaves Barca and Real both locked on 35 points heading into the biggest game of the year.

The boys marvel at yet another hat trick for the astounding Lionel Messi, and break down the rest of Barcelona's 5-2 win over Mallorca that puts them back atop La Liga on goal difference. Mark also shares his thoughts on Real Madrid's grim but vital 2-0 win over 20th place team Espanyol. Our hosts also delve into the latest transfer news and discuss the difficulties of keeping their resp...

Mark and Payton cheer for La Pulga's latest Ballon D'Or, and wonder whether the soccer masses will finally dub him the GOAT. The boys also dive into Real and Barca's latest La Liga and Champions League fixtures, including Real's dramatic and ultimately disappointing 2-2 draw against PSG. Also, our hosts hit the Therapy Couch to reveal their deepest insecurities about their team...

Mark and Payton reflect on Barcelona and Real Madrid's recent wins that leave them both tied for top of the table after 12 rounds. The boys also breakdown the coaches' philosophies that have their teams headed in very different directions. Also - Mark channels the spirit of Eden Hazard, and Payton does the same with Lionel Messi to answer important questions about the stars' recent...

Mark and Payton duke it out over whose coach is worse after both Barcelona and Real Madrid slump to disappointing results once again, and place bets on whose coach will be fired first. The boys also discuss the surprising Ramos penalty decision, and the strange arcs that both teams are taking off to in a highly strange start to the season for both clubs. 

The boys whine about the postponement of the first el clasico of the season, and explain why the current political situation in Spain ruined both of their team's chances for an early start on bragging rights for the season. Payton revels in Barca's 3-0 win over Eibar, and cautions against any further optimism after his team narrowly escaped dropping points again in Champions League after...

Mark and Payton dissect and catch you up on the first 8 La Liga games and the first half of Champions League Group action. They also give out their team awards for Best Player, Best Goal, Best Pass, Most Surprising Player, Most Disappointing Player, and grade Barcelona and Real Madrid's season performances overall so far. If you haven't had a chance to watch either team yet, listen to th...

Mark and Payton review a crazy compressed run of fixtures, with Barcelona and Real Madrid playing a combined 6 games in just over a week. Payton celebrates Barcelona's newfound confidence in their three game winning streak, in 2-1, 2-0, and 2-1 wins over Villareal, Getafe, and Inter respectively. Mark pillories Zidane's questionable lineup choices after Real Madrid's disastrous 2-2...

Payton once again reminds Barcelona's leadership that Xavi is indeed available following Barca's worst start to a La Liga season since Payton learned how to walk. The boys also review their teams' awful starts to their Champions League campaigns, what went wrong, and how they should fix it moving forward. Mark celebrates Real's 1-0 win over Sevilla and tries to enjoy it while h...

Mark and Payton whine about Real and Barca's poor starts to their La Liga seasons, and yell about what their respective team's problems are. Mark also celebrates the first appearance of his team's blockbuster summer signing, and what it might mean for Real's season moving forward. Finally, the boys preview Barcelona-Dortmund and Real-PSG in the Champions League group stage.