Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

This week, after lots of drinking & drugs, Julie & Brandy did the podcast LIVE in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Julie performed a half hour of stand up before the live podcast, and then Brandy performed alcoholism! The girls had so much fun and they loved Eureka Springs, but live shows never translate well as podcast episodes. So skip this one, and listen to the free episode of their Patreon podcast....

On this week's episode, Julie & Brandy tell the unbelievable story of how Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer became the first Democrat in HISTORY to outsmart Mitch McConnell, and beat Republicans at their own game. #BDE ***************************************************************************************** ** TICKET INFO FOR OUR LIVE PODCAST:  AUGUST 6th IN ARKANSAS! ** https://theaud.org/even...

This week, Julie & Brandy sit down with legendary SiriusXM host John Fugelsang. His republican sh*t-talking is unparalleled, and the girls were in awe as he verbally destroyed so-called 'religious policy makers' using the very book they pretend to know about: The Bible.  ************************************************************************************************ *** Click the link to listen to...

This week Julie & Brandy are still deep in the Covid-game, so they sit down with legendary comedian Sharon Houston, who gives them all the tips & tricks they need for a speedy recovery (and they talk a ton of sh*t about Republicans too)! **************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon...

This week Julie & Brandy caught Covid on a gay cruise through Spain. Luckily,(before they tested positive) they got to talk a bunch of sh*t about Republicans with legendary, gay comedian Brad Loekle.  *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_c...

This week, Julie & Brandy are abortion-mourning on a cruise through Spain. To help them process their feelings, they call on twin brothers Gary & Larry Lane who produced a 9 to 5 documentary which highlights the historic (and unfinished) struggle of women in America to be recognized (and afforded equal rights) in the United States Constitution.  *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of ou...

This week, the United States Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, so Julie & Brandy got black-out drunk and held an emergency meeting in the Ladies Room with their favorite Bravo Housewife, Lea Black.  *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to...

This week, the House Select Committee aired part 4 of their January 6th reunion hearings, so Julie & Brandy called on reality podcast philosopher & star Ryan Bailey to help them break it all down and find out (once and for all) who REALLY won the 2020 election ;-) *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows...

This week, Julie & Brandy talk to the sensational YouTube Educator Mr. Beat, who tells them all about his incredible misadventures calling every single United States Senator (and KiKi!).  *********************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-s...

This week, Julie & Brandy have an eye-opening conversation with (literally) the coolest Rabbi in America. And even though Phyllis Goldman arranged the interview, this ain't your mama's kibitz. Be prepared to get verklempt. ******************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! **...

On this episode, Julie & Brandy break down the noteworthy results from last week's Primary Elections and then replay their interview (from 2020) with Kentucky superstar & Democratic nominee for US Senate, Charles Booker. In the years following their interview, the girls have grown to think of Charles Booker like a brother, despite the fact that he probably doesn't even remember ever speaking to th...

On this week's episode, Julie & Brandy continue to scream into a pointless void about how much they hate Republicans, before honoring the life & work of legendary LGBTQ activist, Urvashi Vaid, in a very special "Ooh-Bitch-uary." *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon P...

This week, Julie & Brandy say goodbye to White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, and hello to their new hero, Ashley Ryder.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clip...

This week Julie & Brandy completely ignore the Republican's newest assault on Abortion Rights, instead choosing to break down all the highlights from last weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner (spoiler alert: it was basically just a bunch of low to mid-level attractive people  eating salad in the dark). ****************************************************************************************...

This week, in the wake of finding out that they lost a huge TV show that they'd been auditioning for since January, Julie & Brandy got drunk and watched the Trump Rally in Ohio and the Marjorie Taylor Greene sh*tshow in Georgia. Spoiler alert! None of it ended well.   *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to l...

This week, in order to avoid dealing with their feelings about the violent atrocities being inflicted on the people of Ukraine, Julie & Brandy got drunk and watched 13 straight hours of Paris Hilton's reality show. After that, they took a shallow dive into some very important reform programs coming out of the White House regarding medical debt, ghost guns, and the United States Postal Service.  No...

This week, Ketanji Brown Jackson made history when she became the first black woman (ever) appointed to the United States Supreme Court. Watching it all like an episode of the Real Housewives, Julie & Brandy manage to (simultaneously) inform & offend, while doing their best to live in the moment and celebrate history. ********************************************************************************...

This week, JoJo Biden called Putin a war criminal and vowed to launch a full investigation into the massacre in Bucha, Ukraine, and the girls break it all down. After that, a listener gives her 'Gay Feelings' on why Julie & Brandy shouldn't hate the rapper Enimem, and Julie does a brutal So There's That about the Emmett Till Anti-lynching bill. Two violent and disturbing segments sandwiching a whi...

This week, Julie & Brandy replay some key moments from Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court confirmation hearings. Judge Jackson soldiered through four long days of verbal harassment and character assassination, and hearing it all again in the afterglow of the Oscars, the girls can't help but wish Will Smith had been there to slap every republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee.  *************...

This week, Julie & Brandy revisit an old segment, and a new war. Listen at your own risk. *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clip...

This week, the news is boring, and Julie & Brandy are sick of their cleanse, so they decide to skip JoJo & KiKi and instead have a bunch of Hot Psaki for lunch. Drunk on Psaki and filled with rage, the girls lost all ability to filter their inappropriate takes;  And while they may have been aiming  for 'funny & controversial,' this episode landed more in the range of 'boring and offensive.' It was...

This week, Julie & Brandy recap the first State of the Union address of the Biden/Harris Administration, and (spoiler alert!) they loved it! Obsessed with JoJo & Kiki beyond measure, the girls spend a cool 75 minutes celebrating the highs, ignoring the lows, and talking sh*t about republicans.  ********************************************************************************************************...

After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy are back, and crappier than ever! Hung over and staring down a month of involuntary sobriety, the girls b*tch & moan their way through the entire episode.  They start off with a half-ass celebration of Biden's historic Supreme Court Nominee, and then roll right into a meandering spoken word op-ed asking the age-old question: "Why is Vladimir Putin such a f*c...

This week, while the country recovered from their Super Bowl food coma, Julie & Brandy had an enlightening meeting in the Ladies Room with Reality TV Royalty, Mercedes Javid. It was a tough week for news, so the rest of the episode is a day late and dollar short, but listen for MJ, because she was money AF.  ******************************************************************************************...

This week, while the country ignored the fact that Joe Biden killed one of the world's biggest terrorists, Julie & Brandy took a trip to Supreme Court Nominee Street with their favorite civil rights attorney & social justice hero: Allison Riggs.   *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episo...