Doomslayers

🌸DOOMSLAYERS SEASON 2 FINALE🌸 That's right doomers! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe and wrapping gifts, these three Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration are fisting under the macrame and wrapping up Season 2 of Doomslayers! The girls conclude their amazing year in The Collective by reflecting on their peaks, their pits and the artistic dream/humiliation ritual that was...

Rumination is the topic this week as Laylah and Annie chat about how they both love therapy and particularly sending other people to therapy. The dooms include a listener who’s struggling to move on from a difficult childhood, one who’s struggling to move on from an awkward work situation and one who’s struggling to move on from a celebrity obsession.  **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW wit...

As Donna and Laylah have come to the conclusion that all they need is eachother, they chat monogamy together this week. Donna chats about how amongst the gays, it can be hard to imagine a future of monogamy while Laylah shares her belief that she’ll someday cheat for the fun of it. The dooms include a family torn apart by an open relationship, a child who resents their parent’s polyamory and a wom...

As the girls discuss friendship, Annie chats about friendship longevity, Donna discusses friendships that can be restrictive and Laylah shares her theory that she’s not a very good friend. The dooms include a friend who’s gone postal, a man who caught his girlfriend having a flick to her bestie and a listener who needs advice post argument. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries...

The Doomslayers chat rejection. Laylah talks about her teenage years of developing cliques, Annie divulges her tendency to send the wrong signals when she first meets someone and Donna discusses her simple technique to avoid rejection. The dooms include a listener who’s hot for hurler, one who can’t require her friend’s affection and a person who’s consistently unlucky in relationships. **WE WANT...

Conflict is girl’s topic of choice this week as they discuss the tensions that arose around their recent Fringe show. Laylah discusses her love of conflict, Donna says she feels conflict adverse, despite the others thinking she’s quite good at it and Annie admits she’s terrified of it. The dooms include an AI wedding, a doggy pressie for Grandad and a child who’s getting a little aggressive. **WE...

This week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s expected of her.  Dooms including a totally hot chick who’s somehow attracted to a nerd, a gay guy a...

We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼 Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦 Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge, Sister Annie extols the virtues of f*cking the pain away and Sister Donna bravely bemoans her experience...

It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms. The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will s...

My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers! This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously horny she used to get over the Jesus statue in Cabinteely. The dooms include a messiah meme enthusiast a...

The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again. The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and a man who’s embracing his bisexual furry side. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandarie...

If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same! Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation. Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. Th...

Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode! Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne. The dooms include a mamma who’s a scamma, a doom about womb and a new mother who needs parenting advice from the Doomslayers (wh...

Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics. Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool gang.” The dooms include a listener who ends up hating every friend they get and a friend of a boyfriend w...

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️ To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION! Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do discuss IN DEPTH a deeply Irish sartorial cultural gem: Paisean Faisean 👗💑 Bain sont as, a pháistí!...

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing. Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna discusses her role as the common enemy and Laylah chats about her Christmas breakdown over Everything Eve...

The future is now old man!! This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future. Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a chat about how awful the world is and how Dublin should be more like Paris. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contac...

This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions. Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease all procreation (so maternal!) and Sister Donna would like to remain (chaotic) neutral at this time. Th...

The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions. The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor repeatedly (in a kind way) and a woman who’s afraid she fucks like a fish. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact...

The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house. The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and a roommate’s boyfriend who just won’t leave! **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries...

Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing. The dooms include a member obsessed mother, a boyfriend whose art stinks and a creatively constipated individual. **WE WANT Y...

In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image. Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels. The dooms include a surgery addict, nipple art and a pre-holiday transformation. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and...

In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn. The dooms include a putrid pupil who can't stop cringing at their past and a former peasant who is determined to enjoy thei...

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer. This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light! Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just keeps making things up. Dooms include a pussy killer, dream murderers and a person who’s scared of being sh...

Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna shares a salacious tale (what’s new?) of doggy style gone WRONG! Blessed be! 🙏 **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** C...