Domestic Don

The Don opens up the curtains into his soul on this one.  It's not for the feint of heart.  He details gettings braces as a middle-aged man, having an awkward set of comedy at another open mic, and the lies girls in high school told him he'd become.  He's been living false promises most of his life.  Just ask his old collection of action figures.  Listen in and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon 

The Don has hit the stage running on an open mic night, wonders what other endeavor he can fail at in life, discusses a peeing statue and phallic-shaped waffles in Belgium, and wonders why white women want more color in their lives.  His dreams are coming true, as usual.  Listen in.  

The Don reminisces about drinking in his garage as a youth but then quickly moves into talking about the train ride from Munich to Prague, details the smell of pork in the air while striking out yet again, contemplates getting a Thai massage, and how Budweiser stole their identity.  This has nothing to do with the company's spokesperson as the Don is his own spokesman.  Listen up.  

The Don needs therapy but doesn't need to hear about it.  He takes his listeners through Munich this week, from a glockenspiel performance, to an angry grocery store clerk, to a Spam-inspired meatloaf at a brewery.  And much more asides, as usual. As always, ChatGPT wouldn't be able to provide you with this type of engagement.  Prost!

The Don has made his way out of Paris and is finally headed to Aix-en-Provence, a city he doesn't know anything about.  He tries to discover his family ties along his travels, meets an angry train employee, and catches a sickness somewhere along the way.  He's becoming International Don, but he's not doing it so well so far.  Join him on his tour.  

The Don recollects the time spent in Paris with his family.  He talks about the modern marvel of engineering, not enjoying museums, and the cost of beer in the City of Lights.  He stocks up on memories like he hordes bottles of booze for the morning after, so do yourself a favor and find a supply of your own to ride along with him.  

The Don is back from his three weeks in Europe with his family and has some stories to tell.  He couldn't get through his first two days in London without getting mad at gift shops, thinking Harry Potter is stupid, and trying to understand football fight songs at 3am.  And eating pasties in a train station.  Listen in to his Griswold-ian adventures.  

The Don describes what it's like to be on hold and have to go to the bathroom, grumbles about a tempermental fire alarm, Reef ads, and friendly/not friendly personality switches.  He was on a time restraint with this episode but he packed it all in.  Like his own fluid into a Funyun bag. Listen up. 

The Don gets critical on bad movies, urinal etiquette, and the challenges kids on Tik Tok face these days.  He's up in your face with this one, and details something bad that happened to his own face years ago. Listen in.  

The Don details the origin of his marriage proposal, the ills of Valentine's Day, a kid named Nathaniel in middle school locker room lore, and how his mental storage for the important things in life is depleting.  Listen in to see how he resolves these issues.  

The Don explores his tendency to get injured, planning for a very white trip out of his league, the reason why he can never get good haircuts, and how ugly people should always be nice, no matter what. Click and subscribe.

The Don tries to go live on YouTube and gets nothing from it.  But he still rails on neighbors who killed his childhood dog, the cult of sobriety and other scams, and how the porn industry can reflect on other careers.  Plus something about meth faces and good bodies.  Listen up or in.  It's a free world. 

The Don is back for the new year and tries to decipher medical emergencies, why people try to drive through rivers, and remembers a co-worker named Joy.  It's a wet and wild episode, will all the fixins'.  Enjoy.  

The Don had a rough time on a rugby road trip and beyond.  He yelled at friends, puked on a $170 blanket, and witnessed a near fight over a water bottle.  All of this was his fault.  Everything usually is.  Listen in to see how he learns to rectify himself.  

The Don's dreams of living abroad have died and he begins yet another stint in-country talking about pursuing new dreams, how to get out of voting in front of Trader Joe's, and the luxury of being able to roll down windows manually.  He might not be wealthy, but he's rich at heart.  

The end of summer has come for the Don.  He reviews the good, bad, and horrible over the past few months, plus details his woes with human resources workers, a run-in with woman with a dog, and the odd nature of buying gas.  It's hot, he's not, so enjoy.  

The Don is back and discusses his summer break so far, talks about American fashion, and the ins and outs of being a thrifty shopper.  He doesn't like the weather during this season but, as always, brings the heat with a new episode.  

The Don reflects on his time taking care of a Covid victim, understands the importance of a clean garage, and how suburban woes can spiral out of control.  He's keeping it together for his listeners because he shines with love and hope.  Enjoy.   

The Don discusses the ills of being a late bloomer in most things in life, how Joe Camel and a high school English teacher's beard influenced his decisions, and the fact that the government is trying to kill us.  Not all heroes wear capes.  And the Don doesn't even own a sports jacket.  Listen in.  

The Don takes us through his immigration process, his time spent with his daughter at a monster truck rally, and what he doesn't like about certain swimsuits.  He also made up a couple new holidays.  It's like festivus, without the pole.  Listen up.  

The Don takes you on a memory tour of 6th grade sex ed, analyzes the connection between opioids and Trader Joe's, and why Batman is so sad.  He continues to fight the good fight.  Listen up.  

The Don reflects on his daughter's first slumber party, goes into detail about the horror of chicken bakes, and thinks of what cartoon character he would he marry.  As always, he's trying to make things better for humanity.  

The Don takes a trip to the most magical place on Earth and find little to no magic, or happiness.  He rides It's a Small World and gets caught ogling a woman in line.  Plus he talks about possibly moving to Spain and bad Western movies.  Arriba.  

The Don has instigated a war on all things guru, talks about aging and Facebook challenges, tries to harness the expansiveness of his mind, and wonders what it's like to befriend an opossum.  As always, he enlightens all that he passes.  Enjoy.  

The Don has a doozie of an episode, where he talks about his high school days, getting looks from people at the gym, older women in the sauna, and crystals in dark places.  He sweats and cries for his listeners, as always.  Enjoy.