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After a quick bluebook review, Caradoc takes over as caller and the party heads southwest to look for the Sootscale kobolds, but instead they find a farmstead the kobolds have raided and a magic mouth gives them a kobold-related quest! A cache of furs and other goods is discovered that the farmers had hidden. Overnight, Arty hears kobold yipping and goes to investigate, and comes back with a pair...

While Caradoc stays behind to work on some smithing, Arty leads the rest of the party southwest to find the bandit camp that's been causing trouble.  After some exploration, Arty goes full crocodile in the water to scout the place out and the party returns at dusk for an attack! Parrick continues his signature move of impaling baddies on his lance, Jhank sets up overwatch with his crossbow, B...

After resolving the trouble between the local fey and the village of Eldergrove, the party gets back to proper exploration! We try out all kinds of hexcrawl watch action mechanics! The group heads north to reclaim an abandoned wain (open-top wagon) mentioned by Bags Dagnulfsson in the Feywild, south again to discover a bloody altar being used by some kind of cult, then further south to gather moon...

In Eldergrove, the party discovers that children have gone missing over the last several nights, presumed taken by local fey. Following a trail into the nearby woods, they find a fey crossing that transports them to a strange forest filled with bizarre beings such as Makka Pakka, Iggle Piggle, and the sentient Pinky Ponk airship. The children are there, but the fey are upset because the rare and w...

We are introduced to Caradoc, Jhank, Bariq, Sir Parrik, and Artvirious, who make up our new level one heroes! At Oleg's Trading Post near the Greyflow River, the will of the wizard Narthindlar of the Nine Spells is read, giving gifts to our new adventurers and charging them with rebuilding an ancient kingdom!  To deal with some bandit troubles, an ambush is staged and the small band of bandit...

We talk about our upcoming wilderness exploration campaign and collaboratively start on the character creation process!  Looks like we may be headed towards having a fairy knight paladin, a lizardfolk ex-soldier ranger, a human or tabaxi spellslinger, a genasi druid or sorcerer, and a dwarf archaeologist fighter, who all knew a recently deceased wizard who's last will and testament brings the...

We play a round of Fiasco in space! Wam joins us in Jared's chair (we miss you, Jared).  The conniving geologist rivals, the angry commander, the delusional AI, and the feckless pilot all conspire to ensure that everything that can go wrong will go wrong on this mission to Mercury!

Now level 20, our heroes and their githyanki allies travel to the astral plane to take on an illithid mothership!  They face a whole slew of mind flayers firing lightning guns and a disintegration ray, an illithilich on a dracolich, and then face off against the elder brain and an iron tentacled colossus! Mouse gets stunned but recovers with a vengeance! Yngvar gets the nasty end of the disin...

With Balandor and Slarkrethel dead together, Grimm and the Hornraven brothers with their condescending genius crab Bess press on to fight the Elder Brain and its Mind Flayer minions!  Things go badly but then the second Spawn of Slarkrethel turns the tables and victory appears to be within their grasp, but the Elder Brain escapes to the Astral Plane!  The group explores the surrounding r...

After receiving a mighty gift from Valkur, the party does exactly what everyone tells you never to do: they go up against an Elder Kraken, in its lair, underwater! Oh, and did we mention that it is accompanied by and controlled by a mind flayer elder brain?  Who will sacrifice themselves to save their friends from the awful doom that is Slarkrethel?

After battling aggressive starfish in what became the most disgusting hallway ever, the party meets a crazy lady and then descends to the ruins of Ascarle by loudly banging a gong to distract the shoggoth guardian. Once there, they meet up with an old friend, bluff their way into the underground portion by convincing a Kraken priest he's needed elsewhere, fight some sahuagin and merrow, and try to...

In the town of Vilkstead in the Purple Rocks, a series of disgusting interactions convinces the party that the mind flayers are in control! The culinary rivalry between the Hornraven brothers escalates to Galron murdering some fishermen with his fishing rod! The temple of Valkur has been defiled and the town must be cleansed, so they call in their troops and allies while they take on the mind flay...

In Neverwinter, the crew picks up their Halruaan skyship and rechristens it the Morning Glory! They check in with old friends and learn that while some have prospered, others have fallen on hard times.  Looking for allies, the party sails to Uttersea on the volcanic island of Tuern to look for the githyanki and are surprised to hear that the locals aren't aware of the red-dragon-riding extrap...

In the Nelanther Isles, the crew infiltrates the headquarters of the Black Armada and battles Sea King Tentrix and his minions!  What happens when you put a cow in a portable hole for longer than its air supply will allow?  How many party members share responsibility for killing Yngvar again?  Who is controlling the Black Armada and where will the trail lead? Includes material from...

Mouse stays behind to lead the firbolgs of Norland! At Caer Moray the crew fights wereboars and meets Balandor, a reincarnated paladin of Valkur! At Caer Corwell, they intervene in a standoff between beseiged Harpers and angry fey and find their old frenemy Captain Callous! Sailing to the Nelanthers, there is a fire and Barnacle Bess finds a beau! In Skaug, they hear of a tribe of sahaugin led by...

In Ruathym, the Hall of Black Waves has been taken over by the Storm Maiden and her frost giant followers, bent on desecrating it and turning it from Valkur to Umberlee! Mouse returns home to the Moonshaes to help the firbolg tribes fighting humans there, but it causes a rift in the party when Lallagh, leader of the firbolgs, suggests destroying Rogarsheim and all the humans in it. Will Mouse lead...

In a cave behind a waterfall on the northern coast of Ruathym, the party discovers a stone giant desperate to recover a necromantic crown for his lich liege.  Just one problem - the Crown of Obadai is being worn by a Death Slaad protected by ballista-firing ogres and ogre zombies.

While Mouse recovers from his near-death acid-to-the-face experience, the party divides Garrundar the Vile's treasure with the mist dragon Thalagyrt and Galron gives a guided tour to the field trip from the Order of the Many-Starred Cloak. Mardred the Many agrees to fix up their damaged Halruaan airship and the party sets sail for the island of Ruathym to find the drifting ship formerly known as Y...

In Neverwinter once again, the party meets up with old allies and gets new leads, then goes to see the black dragon Garrundar the Vile to see about purchasing a wrecked Halruaan skyship.  In all his vileness, Garrundar tells them to go kill his mist dragon rival Thalagyrt north of Port Llast, but the party instead makes a deal with Thalagyrt and brings him back to Garrundar's lair to take on...

After rescuing Galron from a hag's man-trap and meeting their creepy new fan in town, the crew sets sail for the wreck of the Sea Marshal to retrieve a huge statue of Valkur. However, a Hydroloth and its minions are already there, and anxious to retrieve it for their own Master.  The Hydroloth steals Mouse's memories and makes his escape, and the statue is raised and loaded onto the Sea Ghost...

The dastardly Gellan Primewater is holed up in his villa, so our heroes go in spells-blazing and glaives slicing to take him down, going up against a bunch of pirates Mouse freed and an aldani wizard Mouse once attacked.  Doing battle over 3 floors of villa, the heroes are eventually victorious, but one of their own will perish!   Afterwards, they are given the house they just parti...

The forces of Gundbarg assault the sahuagin hive, and the crew is tasked with getting the front gate open for the main force, and then taking on the Spawn of Slarkrethel!  On the way they meet a prisoner named Elmo and the hilarious impersonations ensue! In the battle against the Spawn of Slarkrethel and the sahuagin priestesses who attend it, the crew's fate hangs in the balance and they mig...

After selling powerful magical items to an evil wizard and getting Galron's magic fishing rod back from his childhood bully, we take on the challenge of spying out the sahuagin lair!  With the help of a few spells and potions, Mouse pretends to be a sahuagin prophet and the rest of us slip in behind him, and things go better than expected!  Yngvar faces a solo fight to the death in the a...

The crew explores the abandoned Calishite mine complex of Berranzo and gets in a huge fight! It started with some cranium rats that Mouse tried to befriend but everyone else tried to kill. Then there were the rust monsters.  Then Galron stumbled on a Grick Alpha; a mind flayer and its thralls came out to see what all the noise was about, and lots of people took falling damage from jumping int...

Heading to the western side of Gundarlun Island, the crew get into a messy fight with some rot trolls, then visit Fiskrbak and sample the local catoblepas cheese. When Yngvar fails to properly bless the crops, they go investigate the town's missing druid and her family at what turns out to be a crashed mind flayer starship containing a mostly dead githyanki raiding party and the enormous wormlike...