Desperately Rewatching

Ugh Susan. Bree gets boner hives. Lynette neglects her children for clothes. Gabby spoon feeds her lawyer. 

Lynette is clubbing 5 days a week. Susan collects another felon. Gabby's new lawyer gets aggressive. Bree buries Rex in no man's land. Betty's prisoner gets a name. 

Gabby demands sex with a prisoner. Susan lies about finding Zach. Bree chooses a psychopath over her son. Lynette kills Mrs. Mulberry. 

Bree lies about being in love with George. Susan gets jealous of Edie. Lynette burns a woman. Gabby fantasizes about a guy that wears cargo shorts. 

Susan runs Edie over. Bree backhands her MIL. Gabby needs money for a boob job. Lynette has a 5th child. Betty drugs her prisoner in the basement. 

Susan attacks herself. Gabby gets the ick from John. Bree has a shitty mother in law. Lynette leaves her baby with a stranger. 

Season finale! Mary Alice's story is finally revealed!

Susan and Mike make me roll my eyes. Gabby motivates Carlos to commit a hate crime. Lynette's sabotage is out. Bree would rather make the bed than take Rex to the hospital. 

Lynette thinks baby vomit is sexy. Gabby doesn't know who her baby daddy is. Bree's emotional affair intensifies. Susan is a terrible mother... again. 

Hello! Quick announcement about scheduling for the next 3 weeks and our season 1 finale episode coming up. Wednesday releases until Monday October 13th. Thank you all for listening! 

Lynette gets insecure. Bree and George have a secret. Susan's house blows up. Gabby doesn't know who the father of her baby is. 

Bree hates the gays. Susan and her mom are annoying. Gabby abuses a teenagers credit card. Lynette is upset her neighbor didn't die. 

Gabby goes back to John. Bree and Lynette get into a fight. Bree finds out Andrew is gay. Lynette threatens her kids (again). Susan's mother shows up and she's a doozy. 

Gabby's enemy #1 is dead. Bree gets tough with Andrew. Susan wears an ugly top and crashes her car. Lynette breaks up a marriage. 

Lynette deals with a lice break out. Susan doesn't believe in red flags. Gabby showers in sewage. Bree's family secret is revealed. 

Lynette sabotages her husband's promotion. Susan catches naked people in the pool. Bree convinces her daughter's boyfriend to bully her. Gabby and Carlos go broke. 

Susan needs an adult friend. Lynette is raising criminals. Bree becomes a dominatrix. Gabby is bad in bed.

Gabby gets engaged to a teenager. Lynette catches her FIL in an affair. Bree wants to sleep around. Susan has another public fight.

Susan gets splashed with a dead woman's ashes. Lynette is giving Boomer energy. Bree sends another man to the hospital. Gabby is deceived by Carlos.

Lynette finds out Tom is a sleaze. Susan loves Mike. Bree is anal retentive, not affectionate. Gabby gets a job.

Omg Lynette somehow surpasses Susan in annoying me this week. Julie let's Susan know she is a terrible mother (finally someone said it). Bree discovers Rex's dirty secret. Gabby moves some furniture. Like that is literally all she did this episode.

Bree gives Rex a golden shower. Susan gets beat up. Lynette goes poaching. Gabby confesses to her affair.

Someone dies! Susan acts like an absolute idiot. Lynette has a mental break down, Gabby is not negotiating her uterus, Bree is raising a sociopath.

Martha is BACK! Are Susan and Mike ever going on a fucking date?! Bree covers up a hit and run, Lynette steals medication from a child. Gabby and John are caught in the act,

Bree lets a leaky burrito ruin her marriage. Susan stalks Paul. Gabby tricks her mother in law. Lynette get hooked on drugs.