Delete This!

Hank gets mad at Twitter for its ability to destroy people's faith in each other and constantly rewarding people for taking the most negative possible view of everything. But we also play a lot of good twitter games and have excellent moments of joy. But, yeah, I say bad words a lot in this one!

Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.

I mean, who knows where we're going to go next? Apparently a focus on the bad Mexican food and bar scene of Missoula Montana! But also...summoning circles, Ellen DeGeneres, and being led to enlightenment by you two year old. Join us...it's fun.

Hank and Katherine are back after two weeks off and we have a lot to get through, so we're just going to look at Hank's most baffling, dumbest tweets. And there are some doozies! Also, so many draft tweets! Also, Katherine got mad at a toilet!

I'm in an airport, I have no time to write this! I'm sorry!

Let's talk about cats, YouTube, Arianna Grande, and how to answer a knock on a public bathroom door. Also, I get mad about Audible and accidentally tweet my top tweet of the week.

It has been a very long week! I have a lot to do, so I am not going to spend very much time on this episode description!!!

Hank and Katherine do their first ever live Delete This! Katherine is nervous...Hank is too, he maybe talks a little too much. We discuss phone books, cat weapons, Oobs, and Smash Mouth! Thanks so much to everyone who came out!

Somewhere near the end of this one we get dangerously silly...

This week we talk about the loudness of swallowing, I accidentally tweet at Bernie Sanders, and we get really confused about bombs that burst in air. We also come at you with a couple opinions on Drag Race All Stars.

Hank and Katherine are visited by Matt and Devyn to talk about hippos, muppets, eggplants, and more. This episode is a bit more explicit that usual, so be warned. And if you want to hear more from Matt, his podcast is called "I Love It" and it's available wherever podcasts are at.

Let's go over a BUNCH OF MISTAKES that Hank made this week! First deletions in a while, but they were worth it. WE ARE THE BLARTMEN NOW!!

Hank and Katherine are joined by Jesslyn, one of their oldest and best friends to talk about salad dressing, Keanu Reeves, going swayze, Kathy Ireland, and working on some Night Moves.

Hank and Katherine have a short episode this week, though there are lots of draft tweets saved and not released during the P4A. Also, yes, it is too much to ask for there to be a boyband composed of 50 year olds. And let's talk a bit about the TUMBLR NEWS!!!

Let's talk about Shrek, hunger, and how much I tweeted about Orin this week. Also, we have to talk some about Cowboy Bebop...sorry to everyone who doesn't care about that. Oh, and Katherine is super into these new fancy nuts.

Hank and Katherine question Katherine's lasagna decisions, Hank's public pontification, whether Ryan Reynolds needs to retire, the difference between shame and guilt, how to talk about conspiracy theories, and whether Tumblr is funnier than Twitter.

Sorry! Uploaded a bad version of this! USE THIS ONE! It mostly takes place on November 6th, because I was freaking out and using the platform in an unhealthy way...WHAT A SURPRISE! But there's also other stuff about babies and Jupiter and the moon which is great.

Where should you scatter your loved ones ashes? My mole is not cancer! Are you ready to vote? Kevin Kline, dorm rooms, spoopy voices, and peculiar varieties of sheep! It's DELETE THIS!

Don't forget to wait until the end because apparently we're covering songs now? What a fun episode! I like my wife.

We're back! And we're going to talk a lot about our baby and Apollo 16.

We recorded this last weekend, but finding time to edit it has been a bit of a challenge! But here we are...sorry if the audio is not so good, recording on the road is hard!!

Introducing two new segments on this week's Delete This in our quest to be ONLY SEGMENTS! Let's talk about injuries and babies watchin' TV and the word Cewebrity!

Hank and Katherine are both sick and both tired and both want to watch Great British Bake-Off. But it turns out that they liked doing a thing they didn't want to do, which is one of the many topics on this week's Delete This.

Maybe a little bit more baby shoe talk?! But not as much, we promise. We're going to talk about face tattoos and monster mashes and what you should say about people on the day they die and Hank's serious pet peeve about "influencers" whining on social media about their customer experiences.

During this episode of Delete This, well, let's be honest, we mostly shop for baby shoes.