DeHuff Uncensored

Six seven craze is our zombie apocalypse. Thieves in Madrid steal over 1,100 chairs. Nobel Prize winning scientists may help people breathe through their anus. Russell Wilson gets mad at Broncos head coach Sean Payton. The Pro Bowl games are moving to Super Bowl week, and it’s a hail Mary attempt to justify having the games. Denver sports media lost to the Nuggets coaches - 114-16. I explain why I...

Cowboy DeHuff didn’t drink his coffee today, and he reacts to the latest news. Dre Greenlaw got suspended one game for saying something to the ref after the Broncos beat the Giants. The Dodgers will take on the Blue Jays in the World Series. KOSI will go all Christmas music in early November. Kid in Brooklynn is trending in the business world at age 8. Teacher files a police report after her $300...

Want to see a ghost? I give you the list of states that it’ll most likely happen. Connery DeHuff asks a huge question about ghost sightings. Sounds like the plot for a new Ocean’s 14 movie - four thieves broke into the Louvre on Sunday and made off with royal jewels once worn by France’s queens and empresses. The Denver Broncos had a historic come from behind win to beat the New York Giants. That’...

Space orgies are right around the corner. In fact, Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, says humans will be living in space by 2045. OpenAI’s ChatGPT will soon allow 'erotica' for adults. A New Zealand company sells non-alcoholic wine for pets. A driver stopped in California for using a hand-drawn license plate. Aaron Rodgers (41) and Joe Flacco (40) will be just the second matchup of starting quarterbacks...

Chiefs have benefited from slanted officiating from 2015 to 2023, according to research done by a team at UTEP. Who requested bush underwear? Kim Kardashian has released her Faux Hair Panties from her SKIMS company. Getting your wedding sponsored is a potential new thing. TIME magazine did Trump dirty with his cover photo. SuperWood is stronger than steel, and a nerd’s attempt at writing comic smu...

Gorilla named Denny, at the San Diego Zoo broke a layer of protective glass in its enclosure on Saturday. MTV is shutting down its last music channels. Most Americans finish their candy before Halloween, a new survey reveals. Greg Penner talked about the plans for the new Broncos stadium. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is confused by the Cleveland Browns trading Joe Flacco. Hosted by Simplecast,...

Gorilla named Denny, at the San Diego Zoo broke a layer of protective glass in its enclosure on Saturday. MTV is shutting down its last music channels. Most Americans finish their candy before Halloween, a new survey reveals. Greg Penner talked about the plans for the new Broncos stadium. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is confused by the Cleveland Browns trading Joe Flacco. Hosted by Simplecast,...

Ohio woman is wanted for cutting her boyfriend’s ball sack open. Security stepped up at the World Conker Championships after last year's steel nut conspiracy. The Denver Broncos just edged out the New York Jets. While the Broncos defense was All Balls, the Denver offense was far from that. Broncos head coach Sean Payton admitted that they are a “defensive team”, and that’s good news. Dolphins QB T...

An Orange County firefighter was put in jail last week after she was caught scattering dozens of opened tampons across her ex-boyfriend’s lawn Pick County, Florida, a man was arrested then went through a body scan at the jail. They discovered a thermos up his poop shoot. An 82-year-old woman in China swallowed eight small live frogs, believing it would alleviate her lower back pain. It made things...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...

My characters take over the show! 'Alien' DNA lurks inside the human genome, a scientist claims. Taylor Swift's song “Wood” is about Travis Kelce's man junk. Diddy is requesting to serve his prison sentence at Fort Dix. The Jaguars beat the Chiefs, and Chris Jones gave up on the last play. LeBron James tricked people into thinking he was retiring. And all he did was promote Hennessy. Hosted by Sim...

Run an ultramarathon and eat Taco Bell at least 9 times. San Francisco has a dog poop problem in restaurants and grocery stores. Mark Sanchez got stabbed the night before calling the game in Indianapolis. But, it sounds like he deserved it. The Denver Broncos beat the Philadelphia Eagles, and Eagle fans are putting on their tinfoil hats. Cowboy DeHuff gives his All Balls awards. Emari Demercado of...

We have a raccoon problem.  Podcasters are the new version of shock-jocks. I honor comedy legend, Bert Kreischer, by doing the show shirtless. Holiday Inn Express adds scent-based alarm clocks to rooms for Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, and Japan. Taco Bell Cantina is opening two locations in Denver, on of which is at DIA. Ryanair flight from Milan to London was diverted to France af...

We have a raccoon problem.  Podcasters are the new version of shock-jocks. I honor comedy legend, Bert Kreischer, by doing the show shirtless. Holiday Inn Express adds scent-based alarm clocks to rooms for Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, and Japan. Taco Bell Cantina is opening two locations in Denver, on of which is at DIA. Ryanair flight from Milan to London was diverted to France af...

Australian scientists test the strength of shark bite-resistant wetsuits. An Egyptian wrestler, Ashraf Mahrous, is hoping he has set a world record after pulling a 700-ton ship with his teeth. Police in Northern California pulled over a Waymo taxi after it made an illegal U-turn. The Rockies will begin the search for a new general manager after Bill Schmidt steps down. Titans rookie QB Cam Ward is...

Mr. Beast is under fire for trapping a man in a burning building, all in the name of content. A Vietnamese man who hasn't cut his fingernails in three decades earned a Guinness World Record when they were measured at a total 19 feet and 6 inches long. Actress Tilly Norwood is taking heat from Emily Blunt, Whoopi Goldberg, and others… BECAUSE SHE’S A.I.! Liam Coen, head coach of the Jaguars, and de...

You could own life-size dinosaurs due to a New Jersey Dino Park shutting down. The latest on the comet named 3I/ATLAS that is ripping through our solar system. Connery has a plan. An Amerisleep.com survey of more than 1,200 Americans revealed that 37 percent used vacation days in the past year just to rest. Federal inspectors detected cesium 137 in a shipment of cloves sent to California, but bloc...

Ben Stiller has an expensive healthy soda called Stiller’s Soda . This takes Connery down memory lane. Hershey wins lawsuit claiming its Reese's Halloween candies aren't spooky enough. The French navy has seized nearly 10 tons of cocaine worth more than $600 million from a fishing vessel off the coast of West Africa.   Mailbag: Was it childish or funny that Trump replaced Biden’s picture with an a...

That awkward moment people try to return to work after quitting for the Rapture. Multiple people have been attacked by squirrels in California. Bad enough to go to the emergency room. A Florida Woman has been arrested for an alleged Silly String attack against a local man. Radioactive shrimp are now affecting 34 states… including Colorado. MLB will implement the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge Sys...

Tom Brady joins robotic massage company Aescape. Cue up the Deshaun Watson jokes. A teaching assistant in South Carolina was arrested and charged for allegedly using "poop spray" at a high school. Mark Schlereth used my line on the Rich Eisen show when talking about Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB, Baker Mayfield. Tom Brady angered PETA during the Cowboys Bears game. We give you anti-animal lang...

Public toilets in China are now requiring users to watch advertisements to access toilet paper. And Samsung confirms ads are coming to its smart refrigerators. Japanese researchers received the 2025 Ig Nobel Prize in biology for painting stripes on cows. Mississippi strip club will have biscuits and gravy wrestling. Is it time to panic about the Denver Broncos after their loss to the L.A. Chargers...

Uber will soon be delivering food with drones across the United States. South Park didn’t get their episode done in time, which was probably a good thing considering they use a lot of current news in their episodes. Tom Cruise is set to return as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder 2. What if movie reboots were more realistic?? Colossal Biosciences is making headlines again! They brought back the dire...

A.I. can’t even write a good headline. So if you use artificial intelligence, you better check its work. Here's the article A.I. or a lazy employee messed up into greatness - HERE! UFC boss man, Dana White, rips Jake and Logan Paul for their gimmicky lopsided fights. Jake Paul and Gervonta Davis’ fight has been canceled in Atlanta, Georgia for being a “money grabber”. Fake Adam Schefter tells us t...