Defocused

257: If Upton Sinclair Had a Leather Jacket 23.09.2019 1:11:51 ↓

I went to journalism school, I know that’s past tense. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

256: Are You Talking About Length or Girth? 14.09.2019 1:27:09 ↓

If the oats are hydrated in a forest and no one is around to see it did they really happen overnight? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

255: Macrobiotic Handwraps 03.09.2019 1:09:25 ↓

Constant illumination is the enemy of suspense. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

254: The Franchise Is a Bathroom 26.08.2019 1:08:32 ↓

I swear to god, Gary Busey plays someone’s cop partner in a movie. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

253: We All Live in a Predator Submarine 15.08.2019 1:33:31 ↓

Predator S Maxes, or whatever. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

252: The Aliens Will Continue Until Morale Improves 08.08.2019 1:25:13 ↓

How is predalien babby formed? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

251: The Wrath of Cons 02.08.2019 1:12:20 ↓

Not to be those people, which we always are. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

250: She Shed She Shed By the Sheshore 23.07.2019 1:07:19 ↓

I very closely associate Jason Derulo with Jason Derulo. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

249: If Mayor McCheese Was a Lizard Dog 17.07.2019 1:23:37 ↓

I’ll give you stars on your bellies. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

248: I've Buried 14 Spider-Mens 05.07.2019 1:58:03 ↓

This isn’t your daddy’s Pixar movie. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

247: Get You a Car Crash That Can Do Both 30.06.2019 1:17:56 ↓

This whole scene takes place between his legs. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

246: Isn't Everything a Deconstructed Crab Cake? 20.06.2019 1:17:38 ↓

I’m also glad you didn’t die. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

245: Kona Lobster 14.06.2019 1:26:22 ↓

Don’t hack me, bro. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

244: Let's Meet God by the Books 04.06.2019 1:34:35 ↓

You should be thankful that I stayed awake for this whole thing. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

243: The Vulcans and the Bees 24.05.2019 1:53:34 ↓

Spock’s always in the last place you look. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

242: Bad People That Poop at Work 19.05.2019 1:14:40 ↓

Please, The Fourth Wall is my father, call me Fourth. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

241: Comedy by Attrition 14.05.2019 1:30:19 ↓

A couple dozen more viewings and you’re going to love it. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

240: A Soup Bowl Full of Coleslaw 03.05.2019 1:44:14 ↓

$300,000 plus a restaurant bar in Arcadia. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

239: Soderbergh, Salad, and Breadsticks 29.04.2019 1:34:35 ↓

I was going Boondock Saints and you went Lion King. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

238: He's Not Hard Enough to Hang 24.04.2019 1:29:51 ↓

Work your way down to the feet. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

237: Make Like a Diopter and Split 18.04.2019 1:47:15 ↓

I’m a Millennial, reward me. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

236: Moe Greene Is on a Boat 08.04.2019 1:38:10 ↓

The soup isn’t the important part of the story. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

235: My Bed Has an App 28.03.2019 1:02:00 ↓

What I refer to as ‘Hammock Mode’. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

234: He Had Three Sex 23.03.2019 2:25:21 ↓

I just give up and let the movie hit me in the eyes. Die Another Day (2002) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

233: Now That We're 44 Minutes In 16.03.2019 1:37:06 ↓

Bad, dull, gray potato of a movie. “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.