Dear Internet

Dear Internet, This weeks show we talk about splash mountain, witches, and using a friends shower brush. This is probably the closest we've gotten to patreon levels of depravity, so if you enjoy this, why not check that out too! Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please...

Dear Internet, This week we bring a little more holiday with a question about what to do when your dang wife won't stop finding her presents. We also talk about mom's cool tinder profile, and someone who doesn't know when to quit. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, plea...

Dear Internet, This week is a good one. We had a lot of fun talking about what a door is? I mean, really when you think about it. What are they? We chat about bringing pets to work, adding a portcullis to your room, and Christmas presents. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Inter...

Dear Internet, Your filth mommies are back to explain how a 27 year old can be a boomer, recognizing how you stack up against your girlfriend's cat, and oh boy, what is happening in the very secret crawlspace. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supportin...

Dear Internet, This weeks episode is up to some hijinks. I'll tell you what. In this episode we ruin some rice, make some smoothies, and expose a baking fraud. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely,...

Dear Internet, This weeks episode is all about what to do with a bunch of sushi. You can't just let it go bad can you?? That's worse than eating it all in one sitting even though it was meant for a whole party. We also talk about the worst soup and getting in trouble with the misses for sexy orc pics. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star re...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about babies, getting sprayed by a skunk and maybe deserving it a little(?), and how to lie about your voice for 2 years. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincer...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about skyrim memes, how to kick a ghosts ass, and the new beanatarian diet everyone is talking about. You may be asking yourself, what does this have to do with Corn Coffins?? Well, you'll have to listen to find out. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you w...

Dear Internet, We had a bit of an issue when we switched servers, and this ep got eaten for a few weeks. Apologies! Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts-  Nick Bristow , Jennifer...

Dear Internet, This week is our Halloween special! We have three spooky questions for you. We chat about a haunted doll, when is it too soon to invite your girlfriend who you've been hanging out with for 7 months to your families casual Halloween party, and being haunted by a tune. The doll in question: https://imgur.com/UMAhwhD Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if yo...

Dear Internet, On this week's show we welcome a new wife the Dear Internet cinematic universe. Coffee wife. Coffee wife will bring you coffee whether you want it or not. This one…this one goes places. We also discuss the VR zone and what you should sacrifice to get the VR zone. And lastly we talk about salt grandpas. How do you deal with your salt grandpa? Let us know in the comments. Stay g...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we “the most perfect dear internet question” according to one Tim Lanning. This week we talk about Weed theft. There's only one suspect, but how can we know for sure. We talk about the power of ghosts, specifically when it comes to attack strength. And we talk about power words and how they should be reserved less they lose their power. Stay gold, XOXO We are a ne...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we are talking about your essence and really owning your name. We also talk about cool tattoos you can get for your sisters wedding, and hiding your secret clown past from your serious partner. This ones good…sure I say that a lot, but they keep getting better. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star rev...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we discuss the proper way to make a chicken dinner. Then we discuss walugi based sibiling warfare. And finally we discuss how to subtly name your child after your favorite fandom so they never get made fun of at school. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want m...

Dear Internet, It's bois night on Dear Internet! And y'all know what that means! Boys get in free! (Note: everyone gets in for free at all times on Dear Internet) The boys are bringing the questions this week for a special digital Geekly Con episode. That's not all, this week we have special guest Nika Howard on the show. We discuss decorating your room to look like a 90's taco bell, spending a re...

Dear Internet, This week we are talking about freshly cracked pepper on everything, monitoring your coworkers, and sleeping in a big stink pile of clothing. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, Th...

Dear Internet, This week we are talking about Power of attorney, how to get the perfect dump truck ass, and tricking your dumb family into giving you money. It's the perfect episode. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dea...

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we go down a worm hole. We talk about dealing with your girlfriends worm love, lady cats and their girlfriends, and of course how to convince your parents that your boyfriend owns a theme park. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please...

Dear Internet, This weeks show is another goodun. We talk all about how to be polite with your JoJo obsession, texting your shit talking to the wrong person, and why a dad creating a complex RPG and lore around their new owl obsession is rad as hell. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more...

Dear Internet, Apologies for the late episode. We thought it would be wrong to release this episode (which was recorded almost a month ago) without addressing the Black Live Matter protests currently taking place in our country. We hope you'll join us in donating to causes that are helping support the right to protest and to end oppression of our black and minority communities. On this weeks show...

Dear Internet, I never say this, but this is a good one you all. We finally answer one of the most talked about questions on our twitter. That's right we are talking all about the guy who fights the cook at waffle house. Also, as a bonus we script the entire Hollywood movie based on this story. Also in this episode, we talk about selling breast milk to body builders and embarrassing audio books. S...

Dear Internet, Quarantine time continues with another installment of Dear Internet. On this weeks show, we go all in on love sounds, the current obsession with Shrek, and cutting your SO off from half of their property with mystery. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, pl...

Dear Internet, This is a fun episode with one of the weirdest stories we've done to date. We talk about fun office signatures, stealing yawns, and sister wrastlin. (It's not what you think) Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon thro...

Dear Internet, We have a very special event for you. A cross over with Greetings Adventurers! We are joined by the usual Dear Internet crew plus Mike Bachmann! This is an extremely fun dnd flavored dear internet. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, pleas...

Dear Internet, This weeks episode was recorded in the corona time. This is the first time we've gotten to chat since all this went down so give us some slack as we get this out of our system. This week we talk about psychic vampires, eating a lot cheese, and when to issue the Tarantula Ultimatum. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us...