Could Be The Move

- Standing on the Squatty Potty When You Pee. - Toothbrush Tucked In. - Recommending a Show to a Friend That You Haven’t Watched. - Fantasy Players Group Chat. - Loitering.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Always Carrying and Paying With $2 Bills. - Keeping Tank Dell in the IR Spot To Give Him a Shot at a Ring.- Bob Ross at the Gym. - Dry Cleaning the Darty Jersey. - Using the Instrumental Break on Your Karaoke Selection to Order Group Shots.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Have Your Funeral at a Smaller Church So There’s Not Enough Seats for Everybody and People Have To Stand So It Looks Like You Were the Most Important Person in the World.- Hanging the 6 Pack Off the Belt. - Swiping Everything Off the Dinner Table and Putting Down a Big Map to Explain the Plan. - Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text. - Leaving Stuff In Your Online Shopping Cart Until...

- Send a Signed Black and White Headshot of You Framed to a Local Restaurant and See if They Hang It Up. - Asking for Another Verification Code Because You Don’t Vibe With the One They Sent You. - Phone Under the Head Phones. - Call Your Friends Their High School Sports Numbers. - Pilots in Movies Ripping Off Their Oxygen Masks.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Long Stupid Intro. - Room Flag. - Take Off Your Hoodie at a Red Light. - No Kids. Herd of Dogs. - Reading the Paper at Halftime. - Drinking Straight From the Six Pack.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Double Glasses. - Have Security Kick You Out. - Tailgating Costco.- Boo the Comiish. - Sneaking Booze on a Cruise. - Step Ladder at a Festival. - Lauren Moves.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- At Your Desk Job, Get Up and Walk Over to the Window Looking Pensive. Your Colleagues Will Think You Have Bigger Things Going On.- Stack the Phones While Out. - Wobbly Tables. Chop. - Prometheus Stealing Fire From the Gods.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- "And Make It Hot." - Joint Linkedin.- Bag of Ice at McDonald's.- Pull a Heisenberg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Rock a Chain That Plays Your Highlights. - Put the Higher Number First When Listing a Range. - Around 2:30 Walk Through the Office Holding Four Fingers Up. - Anytime You See a Piano Gently Caress the Keys and Slowly Close Your Eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Bring Your Own Air Fryer To Work To Make Lunch.- Portable Chargers. - Always Being the Guy Adding Water to the Sauna. - Befriend Your Local Chinese Takeout Place and Get Your Own Special Combo Meal Named After You. - Pulling a Piece of Paper Towel Out of a Dispenser and Only Getting a Tiny Bit. Chop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Educate Yourself on Early Medieval Western Europe Between Sets. - The Vacation Haircut. - Buy the Guy Whose Streaming Service You Mooch off of a Beer. - Build a 3D Model of Your Local Downtown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Throw a Couple Maps in the Passenger Door Pocket of Your Car. - Sit Down and Take the Time To Create Your Own Unique Signature Like You’re Some Professional Athlete. - Invite a Celeb to Your Wedding. - Keep a Gritty Ass Dumbbell Next to Your Couch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- How's the Market Reacting? - Quick Cheeseburger Before Deciding What You Actually Want at McDonald's. - Clear Black Cup of Coffee to Gain Respect in the Workplace. - Crumbs. Chop.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Post “Progress Pics” but Never Actually Work Out or Change Your Eating Habits.- Pull Twelve of Your Friends Aside and Inform Them That They Are Your Inner Circle.... Pull Four Aside and Inform Them They Are Even More Inner.- Urinals Where There’s No Place To Put Your Beer Down or Balance It. Chop.- Buy Small Vegetables From the Grocery Store and Gift Them to Your Neighbor, Tell Them They Were Fr...

- Listen to a Critically Acclaimed Album at Work. Give It a Minimal Amount of Your Attention and Develop an Opinion Based Solely on the 2-3 Minutes Where Your Brain Spaced Out on Work and Focused on Music. - The Dad Move of Grunting Whenever You Stand Up. - Bringing Your Own Mustard to the Game. - Little Fruit Water.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Mini Bud Heavy. - Drinking Water Out of a Wooden Bowl. - Leave the Old/Borderline Rotten Bananas Out for a Little. Make People Think You’re About to Dial in Some Banana Bread.- Show Up to Coach Little League in Full Uniform.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Saying You Appreciate a Piece of Art Even Though You Have No Idea Why It's Impressive.- When Picking Up Your Buddy, Text "Here" 5 Minutes Before You Get There.- Wearing Band Merch You Bought at a Concert the Next Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- If You're Ever Losing an Argument Claim, "It's Just Semantics." - Breakfast On the First Date. - Pregaming the Pregame.- Not Naming Your Baby Until After It's Born. Take Some Time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Tip Big at Lemonade Stands.- The Florida Panthers Changing Their Jerseys in 2016. Chop. - Wind. Chop.- Dinner Party. Dishrag Over the Shoulder in the Kitchen When You Didn’t Cook Anything. - Unnecessary Detailed Questions When Someone’s Telling a Story. - Chalking Up Your Pool Stick Between Turns Even Though You Have No Idea What You’re Doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

- Going Early to Pickup the Pizza To Grab a Beer at the Bar Inside. - Can’t Hit a Cup in Pong So You Drop the Ball in Water to Switch Things Up. - Pepper in the Ketchup. - Booing When the Ref 1000% Makes the Right Call.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Commit a Small Crime to Go to Jail for a Night for the Street Cred. - Pop a Lemon/Cucumber Slice in Your Water Bottle in the Morning. - Offering to Test the Wine and Then Aggressively Sniffing It While Maintaining Eye Contact With the Waiter. - Casual Game of Whiffle Ball? First Pitch Absolutely Drill Your Buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- “I’ve Had It Up to Here With You.” With No Hand Placement.- Listen to White Noise Before a Concert. Cleanse Your Pallet. - Overly Aggressive, “You’re Excused.”- “He Needs To Do Less Commercials and Practice More.” When Referring to an Athlete That’s Legit Never Been in a Nationally Televised Commercial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Play-Action Fake While Playing Casual Catch. - Leave $20 in Your Winter Jacket.- Plan a Night Out With the Boys Months in Advance. - Yardsticks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- “Thanks For the Dance” When You Try to Walk by Someone and You Both Pick the Same Side a Few Times. - Organized Underwear Tiers. - The Bill Beer. - Charcuterie Board at the Pregame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- High Stakes Paper Football at the Bar. - "Sold Out" When You Don't Even Sell That Item. - Drink From the Pitcher After Pouring Your Buddies Beers. - Flight of Beers with the Same Beer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices