Comm Majors

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE! Comm Majors #189 22.10.2022 1:14:20 ↓

"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT! Comm Majors #188 02.10.2022 1:06:34 ↓

"The boys are thirsty in Atlanta And there's beer in Texarkana And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' A-we gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run"

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE! Comm Majors #187 03.09.2022 1:21:21 ↓

"So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."

COCKTAIL! Comm Majors #186 30.07.2022 1:57:42 ↓

Most things in life, good and bad, just kinda' happen to ya'.

MISERY! Comm Majors #185 14.07.2022 1:09:14 ↓

"Do you know what they did to the Native workers who stole diamonds? Don't worry, they didn't kill them. That would be like junking your Mercedes just because it had a broken spring. No, if they caught them, they had to make sure they could go on working, but they also had to make sure they could never run away. The operation was called hobbling."

THOR RAGNAROK! Comm Majors #184 06.07.2022 1:05:48 ↓

Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.

DINER! Comm Majors #183 22.06.2022 1:01:42 ↓

Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?

JURASSIC WORLD! Comm Majors #182 09.06.2022 1:18:46 ↓

"Mom and Dad are getting a divorce"

TOP GUN! Comm Majors #181 24.05.2022 1:14:00 ↓

"I got good tone!"   "I got a boner"  

ENCANTO! Comm Majors #180 20.05.2022 53:34 ↓

"We don't talk about Bruno!"

THE BATMAN! Comm Majors #179 07.05.2022 56:11 ↓

"They think I am hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows."

BULL DURHAM! Comm Majors #178 08.04.2022 1:13:34 ↓

"This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."

LICORICE PIZZA! Comm Majors #177 02.04.2022 1:08:34 ↓

"I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?"

CODA! Comm Majors #176 24.03.2022 58:45 ↓

It was about... what it is to need another person.

WEST SIDE STORY (2021)! Comm Majors #175 17.03.2022 1:09:50 ↓

"You know, I wake up to everything I know either getting sold or wrecked or being taken over by people that I don't like, and they don't like me, and you know what's left out of all of that? The Jets."

SPENCER! Comm Majors #174 10.03.2022 1:05:11 ↓

"Will they kill me, do you think?"

FOOTLOOSE! Comm Majors #173 02.03.2022 1:01:36 ↓

Chuck: Shit, I thought only pansies wore neckties. Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".

GHOST! Comm Majors #172 19.02.2022 58:11 ↓

Ditto

The Tragedy of Macbeth! Comm Majors #171 10.02.2022 1:03:40 ↓

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes..."

FATHER OF THE BRIDE! Comm Majors #170 29.01.2022 1:03:34 ↓

"What is this, 1958? Give the little wife a blender?"

TITANIC! Comm Majors #169 15.01.2022 1:09:01 ↓

"I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this."

2021 YEAR IN REVIEW! Comm Majors #168 01.01.2022 1:10:00 ↓

Brian, Katie and Jim breakdown their faves from 2021

THIS CHRISTMAS! Comm Majors #167 27.12.2021 1:11:17 ↓

"So, technically, you slept with Santa?'

Tick Tick BOOM! Comm Majors #166 08.12.2021 1:02:36 ↓

"Lately, I've been hearing this sound. Everywhere I go, like a tick, tick, tick.."

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS! Comm Majors #165 20.11.2021 58:48 ↓

" Deacon : I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav : I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."