Come To Brazil

This episode is a recreation of a day in our lives: watching Tik Toks and talking over each other. Also Spongebob is gay. PLEASE CONTINUE DONATING <3 LINK WITH PLACES TO DONATE HERE: linktr.ee/nicolewboyce CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

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Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better….. RAIN ON ME HAS BEEN RELEASED AND IT’S A STRONG CONTENDER FOR SONG OF THE SUMMER. We congratulate Megan (Thee) on her #1 song, fire Lana Del Rey from our staff, officially announce that Katherine McPhee has been hereby CANCELED, argue about some CRJ, and take a look at the daisies..daiSIES...DAISIES!!!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Lots happened this week in Malibu so try to keep up! We hired Jojo Siwa as our chauffeur, told 6ix9ine to GOOBAack to jail, exposed a potential TS/Post Malone collab, cling clanged to new Charli, and uncovered that Cher Lloyd was actually in the Jackson 5.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

You asked, we put some more! Alex and Nicole go EXTREMELY off script in this podcast episode to discuss the chaotic week of new music and Billboard charts, welcome to our hearts X Æ A-12 and Robert Pattinson, check in on Chromatica, and literally skip anything that has to do with Pete Davidson.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

In a grounbreaking 102nd episode, Alex and Nicole will several film remakes into existence, invite the murder hornets to officially Come To Brazil, stream the Savage remix over the Say So remix, and obviously discuss some implausible T-Swift theories. Also at the end there is weirdly an EDM dance party?? You never know when you're in Malibu!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Ooooh I know you see me standing here… LIVE FROM MALIBU 101 IT’S COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!! Our 101 Dalmatians episode has finally arrived. Wendy Williams phones in, Meghan Thee Stallion and Beyonce ruin our lives yet again, and we discuss some of the locations Britney Spears could have lived. And some cling clang music!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

No one asked, WE LISTENED! We celebrate 100 episodes of Come to Brazil insanity with another socially distanced episode discussing Megan Thee Trainor, Blue Ivy’s medical degree, and our new daddy Keith Urban.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

If you NEED… SOME PODCAST….. WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE. Our brain brains broke broke over the Gossip Girl memes, new Selena songs are out, Lady Gaga is hosting the music event of the century and Miranda Cosgrove re-enters our lives yet again.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Masks on, ladies and gays. We bring you yet another socially distanced episode where Nicole and Alex stream our co-worker Lindsay Lohan’s new single, Nicole rehashes the entire plot of Frozen 2 against her own will, and Alex goes all in Carrie Underwood. And yes, we drove our keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The gang is all together on our company sponsored Zoom (thanks, Jamie Lee!) as we phone it in for another social distancing episode to discuss Britney’s incredible running speed, Dula Peep’s new album, and Lindsay Lohan’s return to music (probably will get the #1).  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Fuck it we’ll do it live! Alex, Nicole and Karlie practice social distancing and FaceTime each other to check in on our quarantines, relive the minimal pop culture news of the past week, and mark their calendars for the national holiday of Britney’s performance in San Francisco’s historic Castro District (March 29th). It’ll be a morning to remember.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Bring the beat in because Alex and Nicole have accomplished the impossible… completed a Beyonce bracket and determined which one of her songs reigns SUPREME. Alex also repents for picking Dear John as his top Taylor song and Nicole is the slammin screen door, sneaking out late and tapping on YOUR window, podheads. Wake up!!! Um anyways so please send us your Beyonce brackets!!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT...

Sorry we’re so 2000 and late!!! Karlie got stuck in the harry potter water slide at universal studios... BUT we still managed to talk about the Chromatica Ball, the PCD True Crime drama, our fav masked singer/Halle Berry’s sister Sarah Palin, Beyonce when she hears a good question… all in front of an empty theater!!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

STUPID LOVE IS OUTTTTT!!!!!! Consider our brain brains as broke broke as they’ve ever been. We scurried on down to San Francisco’s historic Castro District to play Stupid Love as many times as possible, while being declared the winners of Super Tuesday, obsessing over the ‘Say So’ music video, and going CRAZY for CRAZY FROG!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

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Nicole and Alex talk to a tube of sparkly water for 45 minutes!!!!! They also discuss Changes (the Shrek song, not the Justin Bieber album) and the new Bond song (actually a Disney Channel song, not the new Bond song). Also lots of renegade??? Great for an audio podcast!!!!!!!! WARNING: If you listen to this episode you might be eligible for compensation for your missing brain cells.  CLICK HERE T...

OHHH O OHH O. Only real Aurora-heads know that sound effect is from. This week we discuss Parasite’s ParaSWEEP of the Oscars, diagnose some brain damage caused by Come to Brazil, find a less good song made by “The Middle” people, listen to all of Taylor Swift's first album, share secrets about Taylor Swift concerts, and rehash the entire plot of Wicked. OHHH O OHHH O. And the answer is ...yes...

The Super Bowl happened and apparently so did this episode! Nicole and Alex black out for about 45 minutes and give some opinions on the Halftime Show, Oscar predictions, The Pussycat Dolls, some straight people (including a game of FMK with G-Eazy…) and an insane amount of Meghan Trainor music.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Nicole and Alex try to piece together their collective three brain cells to do a Grammys recap, but it’s mostly about just Demi Lovato. “ANYONEEEEE PLEASE SEND ME ANYONE!” -- us begging people to listen to the pod.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

THE FBI MADE US REMOVE THE LAST EP BECAUSE WE PLAYED S***** L*** SO HERE IS THE SAME EP WITHOUT IT. ALSO: we honor the greatest song of all time (Katy Perry’s Thinking of You), prepare our Grammys cocktail menu, wonder if Selena will get the #1 she deserves (update she DID BICHS) and debut a Christmas themed James Charles sound effect one month after Christmas.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Beyonce was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. CATS was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Amy Adams... STILL no OSCAR WIN! Podheads we march at DAWN! Also: will Billie Eilish get an Oscar before Amy Adams? Is Katy Perry the Amy Adams of music? Is One Of The Boys the best album of all time? Questions that are ONLY asked on Come To Brazil. We also discuss Justin Bieber’s insane attempt at getting a #1...

WE’RE BACK!!!! After a month of pre-recorded episodes, Alex and Nicole RETURN to the podcast world in a groundbreaking first episode of 2020 that addresses Cats, the Golden Globes, new Justin Bieber, the REAL meaning of big ahboobs, and we also kiss for 10 minutes??? Hot!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

In a very timely and relevant episode recorded one month in advance, Nicole and Alex dissect the viral Ellen DeGeneres Dakota Johnson interview, successfully bring it back into relevancy, and starting 2020 out on the right foot. They also somehow still manage to bring up Spirit and Taylor Swift. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Literally where to begin... These past ten years have been great (made better by the creation of Come to Brazil). Nicole and Alex talk their favorites of the last ten years (mostly Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor) (which came out in 2007) and look forward to being even stupider in 2020… somehow it’s possible!  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!