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Chris went to Chicago, cussed, and had a gigantic cup of coffe e. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. Y o u go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the week from Wax Fang!! Wax Fang - "World War II (Part 2)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51wZem-UwPI   Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofto...

An EPIC episode of heroic proportions. The "Freebird" of the #CBGML oeuvre. To quote Greg, "The international desk has left the room." ALSO: Rich guys talking about "guardrails," toxic manbaby Stockton Rush and an uplifting song of the week from Nada Surf!!! PLUS: Chris announces a new podcast!!! Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew...

A WeWork with the “W” hanging off, and tubes full of stale gummy bears. Anyone wearing a walking “boot” cast is an alcoholic. ALSO: "You can pry my popcorn-lung from my cold dead hands!" Dave Grohl chewing gum on the jumbotron. PLUS: Greg says “Love child.” A song of the week from Slaughter!!! Slaughter - "Fly To The Angels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krY Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.c...

"Something happened where everyone started prizing being orange" -Chris. The orange lady from "Chimp Love." ALSO: Where did Leonardo da Vinci get gas money? Greg doesn't like small paintings. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Bell + Arc!! Bell + Arc - "She Belongs to Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE23DzDXjgs&list=PLajNvrnppGnhSzF2LMI3TX3Xeowe_Gr-_&index=5 The Car...

Talking to entrepreneurs about global warming. Youtube is my daddy. Hot insights. John Wilkes Booth killed Laci Peterson .  ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week from Nick Lowe!!! Nick Lowe - "Skin Deep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYkjAiLai0 "The Complete History of the Celts" (documentary): https://www...

Los Angeles vs Nashville. Bears slapping venture capitalists. Bears have “paw apps.” ALSO: Greg calls 'Harold and Maude' the first "hot topic" movie. PLUS: Go watch "The Devil at Your Heels," you lazy bums! A song of the week from Oasis!! Oasis - "Shock of the Lightning" (live, 2008): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AN1B6FzwU Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channe...

Why does the doctor weigh you with your shoes on? ALSO: Joe Rogan, an unfunny policeman who mansplains typing. PLUS: Krishna Venta's "Fountain of the World" cult. Charles Manson's disaster capitalism, and a song of the week from Fugazi (Cassavetes, in honor of Gena Rowlands). Fugazi -"Cassavetes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6J-44mk9o Cold Brew Partreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonf...

Tapping cards, dripping fish and a our lack of gratitude. ALSO: Joy buzzers, and the banality of wealth. PLUS: Getting laid by guessing how the pyramids were built, and a song of the week from David Berman/Purple Mountains. Purple Mountains - "Drinking Margaritas at the Mall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV_zZ1ruh0 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfict...

Bird scooters on the bottom of the river: magnet fishing's meager rewards. ALSO: The new Advice King column, and a stunning article by Ognian Kassabov. PLUS: No one will ever re-animate Elon Musk, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!! Bruce Springsteen - "State Trooper": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwc&list=PLNPGM2D7aODfCeI3WtIzM9u01DN0y-RzM&index=6 Cold Brew Patreon:...

High parking rates kill art. ALSO: "Market forces" have been replaced by executive whims. PLUS: Venture capitalists can't appreciate music, William Friedkin and a song from Lou Barlow!!! Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjizfB3np24 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

BBILF (Bog Bodies I'd Like to F*ck) ALSO: David Axelrod VS democracy. Greg says "make love." PLUS: Leonard Cohen and the seedy '60s, and a song of the week from Wipers!!! Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgE Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love (documentary): https://www.lecinemaclub.com/now-showing/marianne-leonard-words-of-love/ Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroft...

RFK Jr and his damn birds. Chris says he's "the political Beavis." Tons of information and no power. ALSO: Leonard Leo, the Patriot Front and Grover Nordquist. Brooks Brothers is Frederick's of Hollywood for flirty fascists. PLUS: Hunter-gatherers on arabica, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from The Folk Implosion!!! Folk Implosion - "Crepuscular": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ENtL0Dd...

Alternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, you get a ticket to the fair. PLUS: Greg's biologist friend, Chris ruminates on the human condition and a great old REM song!!!! REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMA City Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://...

"Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The Maharishi was the Joel Osteen of 1965. Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0 Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjw Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Cha...

Low-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vote, or Let It all 'Burn'?" PLUS: The Can Do Cold Brew Dome, and songs of the week from Danko Jones and SMALL!!! Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLk SMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch...

150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's furniture store. ALSO: Greg's AI movie script! Charles Manson covering Kelly Clarkson! PLUS: Meeting your future wife at Rock City, and a new Jesus Lizard song!!!! The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEk Cold B...

Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE Cold Brew P...

Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet! Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!! Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Greg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at barber shops. Wes Anderson always wears a bellhop outfit when he writes. Ethan Hawke and Bono regurgitating Cliffs Notes. PLUS: Shorty Shea's luggage. RIP Steve Albini. Song of the week by The Breeders, produced by Steve Albini. The Breeders - "Hellbou...

Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week from Richard Harris! Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/wa...

"Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra fast. PLUS: Dark tales from Bonnaroo 2013, and Pearl Jam's, um, not-so-good new record (except for one pushup song). Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction...

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The nightmare in Gaza. ALSO: Powerlessness, foodies and trying to get famous. Principles before personalities. PLUS: Sidney Lumet's "Network," William Friedkin's "Sorcerer," and "Handgun," the movie. Fugazi - "Greed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwXrnkgpEM Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Elvis, The Memphis Mafia and Colonel Tom Parker. Tom Parker's ridiculous gambling style: "He didn't understand the basics, but it was his favorite thing to do." ALSO: Mashed potatoes, gravy, sauerkraut, crisp bacon and sliced tomatoes. PLUS: "The worst news I've ever heard in my life about anything." (re: spinning fish), Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Ride!!! Ride - "Portland Rocks":...