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Does James hate Allyson as much as he hates Tina Goldstein? Great question, I'm not at liberty to say. Please tune in to find out. I'm sure your car speakers or ear buds will not explode by the end of the episode. Should anything go wrong, CityWavesEntertainment is not to be held liable for how you control the volume of your devices. Good day. This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://w...

Where to even begin with this nightmarish Disney Channel Original Movie. This thing sucks so bad I had to search long and hard to find the right words to belt out at the tippy top of my lungs. Just let Kenny Ortega be the DCOM director forever. This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

Once again. We must emphasize. Tim Burton made this. What a sad strange little man. Art is art folks and that's all there is to it. TW: Suicide This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

Tim Burton Tim Burton's all over this Tim Burton-y film. And Johnny Depp is also there to be weird and sad and stuff.    TW: Suicide This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

Once again. I must reiterate. This is a pretty good movie. Johnny does Johnny things and Tim does pastels so just sit in the glow of Floridian suburban garbage. This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

This poor guy isn't even a guy. He's a construct. A thinking automaton. Everything in this movie is crazy but I like it that way. Enjoy!         This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

It's still not worth it. This show is worth it though for sure. I, James, get real ranty. Enjoy. This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

Is it pretty? Yes. Is it long? Yes. Is it cinema? Technically. Is it worth it? Absolutely not. Don't watch this movie. This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday nights for more entertainment!

This is a show about movies. But sometimes its about way way way more than movies and that's because movies are art and art is bananas. Thusly, there's a little bit of preachy material at the end. Don't mind us we are just experts in everything just like our parents always told us! This podcast is recorded live on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@CityWavesEntertainment Stop by on Saturday night...

Here's the thing with Disney Channel movies. They're terrible. This one had the opportunity to not be terrible but then it was terrible anyways. Devastating.

Truly a nightmare to follow the plot. An unending cavalcade of horrific imagery and imagination. How does anything work. What is happening. Every event is like a new drug hitting the brain after consuming every Flintstone vitamin from the Flintstone's vitamins jar. Madness I tell you. Madness.

No one asked for it. But in the end it might just be what everyone wanted. Some may reach the end of the episode and desperately want for more. Oh be patient dear listeners. Some may reach the end of the episode and ask 'Is James alright? Does he need help'? The answer? You judge for yourself.

The mice aren't even here to play because not a single character in this movie is a mouse. They're rats. Also there are some sewer toads. No mice. Also some French Frogs. Enjoy.

These rats aren't your average rats. They're also mice according to America. These mouse rats don't have average problems either. They're also British. God help us all.

The second part of Anastasia where I get even more mad about how bad Anastasia is. Who made this? Why did this get made? This should have been checked and double checked. This is ridiculous. Someone stop them.

Anastasia might look a bit funny and might also speak with a deft American accent and might also be just a bit disconcerting in terms of tone but it sure is an entire movie that has only part of a script. Thank you come again.

This is the end of the never ending story. It's very confusing to think about but it does in fact end. Not the story, the episode. Really, don't think about it too much as it is boggling to the mind. Including my mind. I'm confused.

The Never Ending Story. It's really not never ending but it is a decent story. The problem is none of it makes sense and it's all ridiculous even to the point that imagination doesn't bridge the gaps.

This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Episode 100. The many many shades of one weird little pervert and his almost relentlessly topless plaything. Eugh it sounds wrong to even type it out. Regardless, James has opinions and they will be heard whether you like it or not. Enjoy.

This is the definitive list of what movies we like and what movies we didn't like. I'll give you a hint, only one movie made it to S tier. Enjoy the sweet sweet rage inducing angst that can only come from James watching movies he was never supposed to. Harry Potter is still mid, suck it nerds.

The Road to El Dorado is not really a road but there is a map but it's kinda pretend but you can touch it but its a cartoon. Welcome to hell.

This one of the most movie movies to ever movie. The plot is contrived and silly and the cast is fascinating but we have opinions about it. Enjoy.

Mel Brooks wraps up a masterpiece with a surprise sex scene, Peter Boyle having dialogue and an extremely horny Igor. The end.

THAT'S FRONKENSTEEN TO YOU BUSTER! Mel Brooks strikes again with yet another instant classic. Who could forget characters like Igor... erm... EYE-GORE. Inga. Elizabeth. Peter Boyle's remarkably predicted hair cut. It's all there and it's all magnificent.

Spaceballs is a once in a lifetime movie but we got it along with all the other Mel Brooks movies so it's even better than that. We love it and you maybe should also.