Cheek Clappers

Merry Christmas!

This is a great episode. We talk about drinking cleaning solvents, the time I wanted to squirt cleaning liquid in my boss Adam's face, Tara violently assaulting two ostriches and everything that's wrong with porn. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

This episode's guest is the fantastic Harry Slime from junkhead pod. We talk a lot about creative work, self-promotion, music, comedy, martyrdom, near death experiences and more. We also talk shit about -REDACTED- and some other people. Check out @digital_kintsugi and @dirtvoyeur on instagram and also check out junkhead pod on all good platforms. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

In this episode we find ourselves seated on two sofas - that's right: one sofa each. Once seated we discuss a variety of topics including wife rape, weird sexual fetishes, the biggest arse of all time and my failed attempts at sleeping with MILFs when I was a teenager. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

The Clappers Renaissance continues. We talk about Nigella Lawson, drugs, the horrors of childhood and Tara being a lot like Rumpelstiltskin. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

Clappers is back. We talk about a lot on this one including home invasions, the AIDS virus and the time we did acid with a family member. Strap in because it's a banger. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D  

We start out this episode by slapping some positivity into ourselves. After that we hear a very strange trip report and then have an extremely awkward conversation about cockroaches. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

This one takes a while to get going because we wrecked our brains with phenibut but after a while we talk about some good stuff including the time a mentally challenged person threw duck at Tara, Eric Clapton's racist rant and awful parenting. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

On this one we talk about squirting phenibut up our arses, The Frosties Kid and cuckery. We also share some recipes and celebrate Cheek Clappers reaching a million subscribers. Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

Strap in Clappers because this is a good one. We uncover some repressed childhood memories including an incident of Leaving Neverland-esque homoeroticism and a horrifying story of goldfish abuse. Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

MICRO CLAPPERS! https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Live from the Roach Room. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

This week we're joined by the one and only SNEAKO for a chat about creativity, bad trips, school shootings and more. https://twitter.com/TheSNEAKO https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV5rcu0zw_3gLEex_f1D_fg Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

It's Money Monday! And we're back. And this time we're properly back. Things I forgot to mention in the show: soon we're going to have pop filters and mic stands and a proper setup again like before so the audio is going to be much better. It's been a bit shit for a while cause we've been Ladz on Tour. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

This is our exclusive interview with comedian and psychedelic explorer Shane Mauss. We talk about psychedelics, quarantine, existential trauma and much more. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

I brought my bitch back from africa and now da pussy goofy

This one was legendary. Sit down, strap in and enjoy our interview with the man, the myth, the legend: John McAfee.

Vinny Beedle's African Adventure

The virus is coming.

This week on Cheek Clappers we have an incredibly special interview with the one and only Shoenice. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

RIP to a true Cheek Clapper.

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A Cheek Clappers Christmas special. Merry Christmas everyone.

Back to business as usual for the Clappers. We read some children's magazines, play n-word chicken and have a fight about the show. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

Only God can judge me.