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Tons of good stuff in this here episode. A dating corner extravaganza! Long distance, alcohol, cohabitation, deceit, physical touch, and more! If you have a dating question of your own, submit it in our discord community at https://bit.ly/crunchdiscord OR email patrick@thecrunchcast.com. Support us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/thecrunch follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/thecrunchcas...

This week, Patrick talks about how he hung out with people who thought he was a different podcaster, Ethan talks about how he shot guns at a gun range and at 27:08 we did a nice interview with Isaac from Decided Excellence where we talk a little bit about Parish life. VISIT DECIDED EXCELLENCE TO BRING THE BEST CATHOLIC PUBLICATION TO A CITY NEAR YOU: https://decidedexcellence.com SUPPORT: https://...

We start talking about Brett's comments on p0rn on the Iced Coffee Hour at 22:42. We start off the show with some gags about graduation, feet, and Patrick's various icks. The bulk of the show is spent discussing some comments made by Brett that we disagreed with. Ultimately, we love that she is a public figure standing up against the evil of p*rn, but we just wish she could have articulate...

We ranked as many cereal mascots as we could get our hands on, including "Chef Wendell," "Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch," and "Crazy Craving." Check it out and share with a friend! SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrnmBEIw3Bw JOIN OUR DISCORD: bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: twitter.com/thecrunchcast | instagram.com/thecrunchcast SUPPORT...

Have you heard about this Epstein thing? Anyone else hate the dentist? How about those celebrity Catholics, huh? This week in Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner: a problem that Dr. Ethan has never before encountered... SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrnmBEIw3Bw JOIN OUR DISCORD: bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: twitter.com/thecrunchcast | instagram.com/thecrunchcast S...

Patrick takes a shot, old TV commercials, John Mulaney vs. Bo Burnham, and the three tiers of good Christian art. Ethan flies off the handle in Dr. Ethan's dating corner. SUBCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrnmBEIw3Bw JOIN OUR DISCORD: bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: twitter.com/thecrunchcast | instagram.com/thecrunchcast SUPPORT US: patreon.com/thecrunch Advertising Inquir...

Patrick and I make some serious allegations regarding the "boy wonder", namely the Petrine Pan. Let us know in the comments if you agree. Ratatouille is also mentioned, along with Patrick's yearnings for a garden. SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: The Crunch Catholic Podcast - YouTube JOIN OUR DISCORD: bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: instagram.com/thecrunchcast SUPPORT US: patreon.com/thecrunch Sh...

You heard me right folks. I'm going after the philosophers now. Patrick joins a yacht club, we fight about Chuck E. Cheese, talk about Disney adults, then we segue into a topic about the Mario movie and people's flawed expectations of media. Finally, a critique of the Marxism inherent in the transgender movement. Hope you enjoy! SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7E...

I read a book! An entire one this time. A classic work of western literature, that we now bring to light from a Catholic perspective. Patrick is settling in down in Florida, and the Triduum is WACK when you have your first kid. DEDC: we have no mercy on a poor 30 year old man. SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrnmBEIw3Bw JOIN OUR DISCORD: bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLL...

Patrick is moving back to Florida! There's a lot to say about the modern conceptions around place, belonging, and community. We include some bonus thoughts for you on public art, childcare, the newest conspiracy theory on the block, and band kids vs. theater kids. Simon Sarris Blog: https://simonsarris.substack.com/p/where-to-live Cookie Monster Twin Towers: https://www.google.com/search?q=coo...

Announcement 1: Patrick is moving to Florida to wear cabana shirts and a little hat and to be a go-between for Cuban smugglers to the mainland. Announcement 2: The bonus podcast will, starting the week of Easter, become a classical literature/Great Book/Bible cast. This is due to that content taking more time and resources to do well. The main cast will stay mostly as you understand it now, with m...

Welcome back to the Crunch! This week Ethan and Patrick discuss dog movies, the need to rouse their audience to commit crimes, and dating with a disability. For the topic this week they discuss the role of finances in ministry, and how Catholics ought to think about their relationship with money. patreon.com/thecrunch bit.ly/crunchdiscord SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrn...

This week we welcome James Donald Forbes Mccann to the show all the way from Australia! James is a standup comedian, podcaster, poet, and writer. He has recently started to gain quite the following in America through his videos he has been doing on Pints with Aquinas. He also has (my opinion here) the best comedy podcast out there right now: The James Donald Forbes Mccann Catamaran Plan, a podcast...

That's right baby. Patrick's mad about infrastructure again. patreon.com/thecrunch bit.ly/crunchdiscord instagram.com/thecrunchcast twitter.com/thecrunchcast Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Catholic I'm referring to that's having a hard time is me, by the way. Don't record your podcast on fasting days if you want high octane podcasting. Don't worry. I just won't fast again until Good Friday. Thanks USCCB hehe patreon.com/thecrunch bit.ly/crunchdiscord subscrib: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX7ENDXr-ZXrnmBEIw3Bw twitter.com/thecrunchcast instagram.com/the...

If you're looking for Catholic Lent Ideas in 2023, look no further. We have everything you need to make your lenten fasting, prayer, and almsgiving fruitful. It starts off with a discussion of the film Trouble, which was, tragically, Betty White's last movie. It ends with some interesting trivia about the civil rights movement in Kansas. You aren't going to want to miss this. SUBSCRIBE...

What are our biggest fears? How has the podcast helped us grow in virtue? Is America turning into Britain after this year's State of the Union? What are Roberts Rules? DAE Think Traffic is BAD? Explain to me the gourd. DEDC: Drop him girl! SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX... JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: https://twitter.com/thecrunchcast |...

Has the CIA infiltrated the Vatican? Were they behind Benedict's resignation? Should we be concerned about scandals in the Catholic Church or not? Plus, the Ethan Effect, Patrick's book update, and other oddities. SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVnX... JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://bit.ly/crunchdiscord FOLLOW US: https://twitter.com/thecrunchcast | https://instagram.com...

What is the morality of using artificial intelligence as a Catholic? We read a podcast that was generated for us, discuss the collapse of the American bowling alley, and talk about Patrick's journey to becoming a ghost writer. In the Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner segment - how do I discern whether or not a man is interested in you or is actually a jungle cat. You won't want to miss this. S...

Our Catholic Comedy Podcast for Young Adults is now on YouTube! That's right, our podcast that is here to make you laugh while helping you in your faith journey is on the most popular video sharing website in the world. You're not going to want to miss this. We discuss the Silver Surfer, the Nobel Peace Prize, and the disgusting nature of Bluetooth in cars. Our Dating Advice segment takes...

I had a bit of a wild time at the mall, and I'd love to tell you about it. Patrick wants to tell you about Cal Newport. We are BACK baby. Welcome to all new friends from SEEK and elsewhere in the world. bit.ly/crunchdiscord patreon.com/thecrunch twitter.com/ethan_crunch twitter.com/catholicpat Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome to the Crunch, the only comedy podcast at SEEK23! Join Ethan and Patrick as they reflect on their time at SEEK in St. Louis, share some insight about bringing the conference experience home with you, and bring guests on live to give real time dating advice! The Crunch Catholic Podcast can be found on all major podcast platforms, and you can join the number one online community for Catholic...

The most amazing and wonderful beginning of the new year (2023) is NOW on our podcast. You can check out our podcast on the app you are using right now! patreon.com/thecrunch bit.ly/crunchdiscord Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome to our Christmas Special! Merry Christmas! Best listened to on Christmas or during the octave of Christmas. Catch us at SEEK 2023 by following us on instagram (@thecrunchcast) or twitter (@thecrunchcast) bit.ly/crunchdiscord patreon.com/thecrunch Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We name Patrick's new book! We make jokes about twitter! I have a lot of lapses in judgement! Is it good or bad to take risk? Tune in to find out. patreon.com/thecrunch bit.ly/crunchdiscord twitter.com/ethan_crunch twitter.com/catholicpat Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy