Brewsday Tuesday

Tyler shouldn’t have taunted that sniper and Sam sits hard. “Craft” breweries “drop” prices This is dumb, don’t click this link There’s still Blockbuster?

Sam gets a pee hound, Tyler is a dress expert, and Mary shoots dinosaurs. Surprise surprise Kaboom! Old Skool

Tyler sucks tree dick, Zach tries and fails to sabotage Allan’s relationship, and Sam makes a cat slightly unhappy. Suck it, nerds Related Is this article bad?

Sam’s needs to contain his seed, 3stacks eats a kangaroo, and Tyler reports from the front. Drinking AND Fucking? But what does it do for anyone? Classic

Tyler says something kind of racist, Mary has eaten better beef than you, and Sam makes everyone shame themselves. 0 bottles of beer on the wall. Kansas does something cool. Legal but lame

Sam rants like a madman about roads for no reason, Tyler meets Hitler’s old drinking buddy, and Borys is bachin out. The future of buying beer? The nepotism of beer? The watering down of British beer?

Jed is way into Golf Story, Sam refuses to gamble for cheese, and Tyler flounders. Shit, guys. Pickle Beer Weed Beer is back

Mary dons iron wrought fishnets, Tyler gets dunked on by Thurgood Marshall, and Sam is a shovel executioner. Beer + Ice Cream Beer + Opportunity Beer + Coffee

Sam takes petty vengeance, Borys sculpts cornholes, and math makes a fool of Tyler. VERY IMPORTANT Eh, I’m not so sure I dig it

Sam loses then finds his dog and Tyler shoots a big gun. Guinness to attempt to become relevant Well, that didn’t happen JCVD TM What the fuck is this again?  

Tyler’s hosting authority is disrespected, 3stacks mom thinks she’s nasty, Jed takes up yet another sport, and Sam just wants to talk about Belgium. Belgium Talk! Russia and soccer CO2

Tyler finally gets some explosives while Becca describes mystery meat Is this nice? Watch your weiner Good news!

Zach breaks his own rules, Becca starts a job, and Tyler is the intern king. Diversity? Legality? Economy?

Sam has a great lawnmowing story they won’t let him tell, Borys is starting work at another company (Farmers Only maybe?), and Tyler dunks on the father of our country. Wine-beer hybrids Freedom Reserve Goliath vs Goliath

It’s a party! Sam brought the Zima, 3stacks brought the french press, and Tyler brought the handcrafted nut butter and hatred of boats. This is nothing Deez Nutz Buyout or help out?

Sam reminisces about drinking a taco and Tyler gives his paella recipe. French Press Fuckaround Zima and the Backstreet Boys? What year is it? I don’t know why Tyler picked this one.

In this raw, uncut, and unforgiveable special everyone is a mess. Trigger Warning: Pretty much everything I can’t in good conscience recommend anyone listen to it.

Zach gets a finger up his ass, Sam exposes rakes for what they truly are, and Tyler lives in a home. Are we really talking about space beer again Why does this exist? Eh?

Sam sees a boob, Caitlin witnesses vicious road rage, and Tyler prepares for homelessness. Beer Nuts We had to report on weed beer Breaking Bad lawsuit

Sam struggles to name 10 fruits, Tyler puts bombs in horse heads, Borys is a bad beer guessing champ, and Mary has regrets about her past frugality. Is this bullshit? You decide. Is this a good idea? You decide. Is this viable? No.

Sam wages a confused war on Christmas, 3stacks has to check her Easter privilege, and Tyler lends his bike to some hooligans. My best friend teams up with my worst enemy Dammit Oklahoma, be cool for once So long Green Flash

These are the show notes. They are here no matter what you say.

Sam deals with a problem problem, Tyler mocks some completely innocent nerds, and Zach rides Golden Monkey to victory. Everybody loves violence Suck it, Vermont Yuck Water

Sam apologizes for gettng drunk before the show, Mary drops knowledge about women and beer, and Tyler hails from a kleptocracy. Ironic(?) Beer for Women Why people hate Americans Latte Foam Except it’s Beer

Loren gives out free financial advice, Sam returns the favor by calling him fartmouth, and Tyler describes fishman dick. Corona with a new product Angry Chair part 1 Angry Chair part 2 What if a shandy wasn’t a shandy