Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast." 0:00:00 Intro  0:00:46 Twinkle Toes 0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson 0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows 0:15:07 I Leave the Light On 0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII 0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers 0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument 0:24:19 Elk Cubes  0:29:03 Infits 0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Videos was the Beginning of the End 0:39:5...

it's been real, peace

0:00:00 Intro  0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping 0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus 0:22:44 Calculating Tip 0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices 0:35:31 Faux Motivation 0:37:39 Showers Are Scary 0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact 0:55:35 Come Into MY Life! 0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture 1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN) 1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hopeless

There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know. 0:00:00 Intro 0:01:32 See Your Pee 0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth 0:07:31 Blue Man Group 0:10:27 Our Friendship 0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss) 0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank 0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story 0:31:45 "Bobs..." 0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning 0:36:12 UroClub 0:48:52 Falling Asleep When Hanging Out 0...

On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole. 0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much 0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression 0:10:52 "Tear You a New One" 0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls" 0:30:36 Sweaty Palms 0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff 0:44:08 Taking Things 0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw 0:55:43 Rich Things

On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's.  0:00:00 Intro 0:02:13 The Best Birthdays 0:04:17 Winter Voice 0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul 0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist 0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's 0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo 0:30:03 Eye Discrimination 0:33:38 Imagining Feelings 0:36:29 Nothing Happens in Verm...

On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents. 00:00 Intro 07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself 17:51 Pride vs. Shame 22:12 Fireworks / Arson 25:17 Car Accidents 31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism 42:20 Arguing Over What You Said 43:47 My Vacation 50:37 The Joke is The Truth 51:56 We're Having Moments

You can read, right? The title explains all. You simply cannot put it into more descriptive verbiage.

On today's episode: we're all time traveling, drinking coffee while eating pizza, and when do you get bored of p*ssy?

On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection. 00:00 Intro / Chinese Food 02:31 I'll Try Anything 07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird 10:25 Wood Playgrounds 12:10 I Went on a Date 15:57 Art is Alchemy 17:45 Parallel Thinking 20:08 Social Anxiety 22:51 I Went to the Mall 30:29 Picking Your Nose

Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither. 00:00 Intro 00:11 Planned Obsolescence 06:14 Burning Calories 11:33 Journaling 12:55 Couples on...

00:00 Intro 00:25 Halloween is not Happening 03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done 06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships 07:04 Piss Rain 12:37 Holding Pee 16:01 After You Touch Yourself 18:29 Toilets With Torque 23:15 Deviated Septum 25:14 Humane Way to Die 27:59 Spicy Food 32:02 White Food is Loveless 35:36 Hikes Are Ruined 36:30 Open The Left Door 40:56 Is It Mold? 

I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule. 00:00 Intro 00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time 12:16 Wet Socks 17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie 22:45 Arranged Marriages 24:07 Snapchat "Born Different" 26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy" 30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me 33:17 We're All Just Winging It 36:54 Overthinking... Just Start

Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't  ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All  this and more in this latest episode. 00:00 Intro 04:23 Why Are Statues Nude? 10:30 Social Anxiety 17:22 Self Confidence 22:17 Everything Hits at Once 28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU  47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON! 50:50 How to Cut Down Social Media...

00:00 Intro 01:38 The Truth About Climate Change 09:58 Do Disabled People Get Mad at Fat People? 12:55 Your Life in Thirds 17:40 David Choe / Finding Your Sense of Play 27:23 People Who Bring You Down 31:00 Financial Independence and Ego 38:57 Setting Your Pride Aside 41:48 Getting Banned on RuneScape

This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT? 00:00 Intro 02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer 08:34 Contradictory Questions 10:30 I NEED SOMETHING! 15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything 16:25 Dedicating My Life to Jokes 17:58 Being Offended is a Choic...

The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth. 00:00 Intro 10:34 Hypothetical Questions 21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods 35:24 Dingleberry 39:36 How Far Humans Have Come 41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting 47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders 49:20 Pokemon Class 52:41 New VS Old Entertainment

Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool. 00:00 Intro 04:10 ASMR/Whispering 10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens 16:55 Every Rule Has a Story 22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist 29:31 Toe Socks 32:40 The Tapeworm Sings! 36:08 Mike's HARDER?? 37:32 Cheating on Tinder 40:5...

Love could be around any corner, including behind a post-it note on your webcam. Take it off and let your FBI Agent into your life and heart. 00:00 Intro 03:41 FBI Agents 14:50 Fake It Till You Make It 17:16 We Need to Fix Dogs 27:25 Be Outside 33:50 Dogs are Kinda F*cked Up  34:50 I'm Biracial 38:51 Dogs Never Grow Up 41:24 What Else Would I Do?

Tyler talks about living your truth (the one you made up), joking about insecurities, and how life will f*ck you in the ass. 00:00 Intro 02:35 Quench Your Health 04:52 Believe What's Most Fun 10:29 Learn Alchemy or Die 20:15 Push It Down 24:51 Joking About Insecurity 29:42 I'm Done With Politics 33:01 Life Will Give it to You 40:15 Take it Or They'll Give it to You 42:08 Humans Overcorrecting 45:4...

00:00 Intro 07:14 Improv Sentences 10:52 Sick of Food 16:46 Road Trip 21:37 Small Towns 24:31 Cities / The West is Scarce 28:39 Humidity / Overcast 32:15 Where is Home? 35:19 Fake Nature 38:23 Patience 40:58 RuneScape is Life 43:50 I Wanna do Improv More 45:17 Outro

Tyler talks about some stuff I guess I don't have time to do the description lalalalalala

Tyler talks about bones in food, and some other stuff that are supposed to be jokes, but probably fall flat. But who even cares, you'll listen if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do? That being said, be sure to rate this podcast according to how you truly feel, because I can handle it. 00:00 Intro 00:37 Is Haiti Denmark? 04:15 Bones in my Mouth 12:50 Oops, I'm 50! 15:35 One Meal a Day 19:...

Tyler talks about gay poop, body modifications, and committing to things. 00:00 Intro 01:51 Gay Piece of Sh*t 05:50 My 30lb Lip Life 08:20 Body Mods 15:12 Humans are an Experiment 24:31 For the Sake of the Conversation! 25:33 The Loudest Introvert 28:53 Coping with Minimum Wage 35:32 You Could Abuse Someone 38:03 Dedicating My Life to Silly 44:10 Have a Structure 45:30 Mental and Physical Health 5...

00:00 Intro 02:26 Dating Apps/Screentime 09:57 Allergies/Regretting College 14:34 C0VID Phantosmia 16:30 Getting Older 19:42 Manners are Mind Control 23:20 I Need to Work on Commitment 26:56 Men are More Autistic than Women 31:57 Toy Roulette 33:40 I've Never Seen a Green Raisin 34:22 How Long Have You Been Bald? 36:58 I Never Use Purell 40:02 Shirts are Magic 41:35 F*** the Days of the Week 43:37...