Bitch Bible

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible   Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www. HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-t...

Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www. CBDis...

Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was groped with best friend Max. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC...

Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www. HappyMammoth.com Marley Spoon : Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www. MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBI...

Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Rosetta Stone : Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace : Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code B...

Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings : Download the app, sign up with code BIBLE, and start by playing just $5 to get $50 in Casino Credits in your pocket instantly at www.draftkings.com Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off...

After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings : Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www. DraftKings.com Little Spoon : Use code BIBLE ar checkout for 30% off your first order at www. Little...

We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www. Ritual.com/BIBLE Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www. NakedWines.com/BIBLE Farme...

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits Pr...

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Factor : Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www. FactorMeals.com/bible50 Framebridge : Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anything Marley Spoon : Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www. MarleySpoon.com/Offer/BITCHB...

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp : Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month The Farmer's Dog : Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.c...

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp : Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at ww...

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog : Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love : Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE...

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Caden Lane : Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www. CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor : Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www. FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order...

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.com Sono Bello : Sch...

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Honeylove : Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .