BFD Podcast

FADE IN: INT. BATHROOM - DAY A Grimey room is covered in grime and filth and deesgustang things. A person, 20s-ish, sits on a toilet listening to some stupid podcast. They receive a NOTIFICATION on a phone: New episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene. They swipe away the notification and stand up. Their phone begins to slip out of their hand but they catch it. They flush.  They begin to walk out...

There is no podcast, Bella. You didn’t see anything. Bella. We have two cameras and it’s really hard to edit! BELLA! Twilight. We watch this movie and there are mixed opinions on it, to say the least. Is it a terrible movie or is it a less terrible movie? You decide! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.c...

AAAUUUEUEEAAAGHUAAUUGGUEAHAHGH! That's what the terminator would say if we were watching that movie, but we're not so he didn't. Duh... look at the title. But in case you missed the title, we're talking about a good ol action film 'bout eyes poppin' out of heads, no oxygen for the sleazy guys on the southside, and political lies disguised as acts of good faith to further the corporate agenda of th...

Is it Rodrick Rules or Rodrick's Rules? Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

You've heard of Jack Black and you've heard of children. What do you get when you combine them? Probably a felony. But THIS movie is different! There are no felonies, there are only sick beats and a man who finds something that he can truly contribute to society. Now, this was supposed to be our first recorded episode, being back from our Summer Series, but Chris forgot a battery plate or somethin...

Ahhhh, here we are in Bikini Bottom. The last episode of the Summer Series. Like all good things, it must come to an end. We hope you learned a lot, lived a lot, and gained some golden nuggets of knowledge but now... now it's time to grow up. Or is it!? Spongebob made it to Shell City, he fought the Cyclops, and he brought the CROWN BACK! All while being a kid. so maybe we hold off on the growing-...

Family. We fight for each other. We die for each other. Most importantly, we live for each other.  This film threw us for a bit of a curveball. Usually, we discuss films that have no apparent meaning or one that exists under the surface. This film is just built different as it doesn't seem to have a real meaning besides family but when you take a closer look at Fast 5, Family is what it's exa...

I'll be honest, I have no idea what this episode is about. It's a live studio audience and they kept shooting me with guns like they did in the movie and it wasn't fun. All I know is that the Red Guardian stole the show and I want to marry Florence Pugh. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://an...

Noot Noot and Shalom. Discussing a monster movie in a substantive manner is not a task to be treated lightly. It is a difficult task, indeed. What is there to make from Big Monkey fighting Big Lizard with Fire Breath? Well, as it turns out, there is a lot to talk about. For instance: What does Big Monkey mean? What does Big Lizard mean? What does it mean that they're fighting? Now, of course, you...

Is it Looney Toons or Looney Tunes? We always thought it was the former, but due to the Mandela Effect, time has changed and we are but small minds of faint recollection. This has nothing to do with the episode, but this quote from the Federalist Papers really intrigued us: "And as to those mortal feuds which, in certain conjunctures, spread a conflagration through a whole nation, or through a ver...

What do Jack Black, Jesus, and Satan’s left nut have in common? Tune in to find out. Well, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be great if there was a connection? Like, through the transitive property Jesus would be equal to Satan’s left nut if that was true. Maybe if Jack Black had a familial connection to someone who wanted to have a baby with Satan, and Satan was laying on his side when he did the dir...

Better buckle up all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, this is a long one but it's well worth it. We get into all kinds of messy subjects like Religion, Ideology, and we bully Chris as he works on his recap skills. We love him anyway though. And now, for what you've all been waiting for... ANAKIN: (seeing Obi-Wan) Liar! PADME turns around and. sees OBI-WAN standing in the doorway of the Naboo Cruiser. PA...

If Horton heard someone with a doctorate, I'm sure there would be time travel. Speaking of travel during a specific amount of time, this quest, the ultimate quest, is a daring, dangerous, and dandy quest to find a home for small people. Horton is God. God is Horton. And we all live on a speck. If anything we've said intrigues you, that would make sense. Almost as many cents as we would make if you...

"What's the deal with farm animals? I mean they drink their own milk!" - Serry Jeinfield (1932) We did not think that joke was very funny but we also didn't know how to start this description, and I'll be honest, I don't know how to finish it either. Maybe I'll just talk about why I had a really rough week. About how I lost my day job and my wife left me and took out 14 kids. At least I got to kee...

The Summer Series has begun. The podcast is back and it's more summer and more leprechaun than ever. Listen here and listen well: Leprechaun 4: In Space is a tale of galactic proportions, following our "heroes" trying to defeat a nearly all-powerful stout and saurkraut opponent. Will they win? Who will you root for? Why does a particular person reveal their...selves? And how does all this make sen...

Al Pacino is dead. And you, the shaggy goose egg bois, killed him. JK LOL He's not dead, just on probation. And we all know there can't be an "Al Pacino's Prison Scene" if Al Pacino's not in Prison. So we here at the TUBI Factory (previously owned and operated by Frozen Walt Disney Head) have decided to tatafanow with one of Al's favorite films, Sped Raca' . Sped Raca' is a tour de force in filmma...

A tale as old as time, revenge is a dish best serve cold. Old allies become new enemies in Thomas v Tubi: Death of Justice. Tubi is the people's service, but maybe it's time for the people to revolt. Let's take down ALL the streaming services. Starting with Disney plus, the bane of our existence. Walt Disney head needs to get his act together and fix that shit. However, all might be forgiven if we...

WITNESS MEEEEEEE! Oh, never mind he's just on bumble... What Up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who love Shaun the Sheep. Nothing Sexual. Dudes who prefer Farmageddon encouraged. And if you prefer the OG Shaun the Sheep, well, you better be funny. Again, nothing sexual. We just love Shaun the Sheep! In other news, Oscars Schmoscars, amirite? We all know that Soul's gonna win, bu...

Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends. But then somebody bends. In fatality. SIKE! You thought we were doing the new Mortal Kombat movie?!? BRO that ain't even out yet. What do you think we are, some super chosen one individuals who have to fight in a mythical tournament in order to save the planet and all mankind? Pfft. That's ludicrous. After all, it is called Mortal Kombat...

Buckle up, boyos and buckos, cuz this week the mics are HOT and the audio is FRIED. The Devil is out to get you, or maybe Wei Chan... or maybe the Holy Man, Father Reclamation himself. Who knows, because in this week's surprisingly substantial episode, your favorite Shaggy Goose Egg Bois get down and dirty with the world's spiciest topic. RELIGION! As stated in the bible (somewhere, probably. it's...

AYYYYYYY I'M FONZIE AYYYYYYY Here at Al Pacino's Prison Scene, grammatically correct grammar is our passion. Which is why you'll never find a misspeled word in our discreptions. We're just that good. But let's get serious for a moment. Wonka is a name of mythological proportions. And as we all know, mythology, like wrestling, is fake. But where does that leave the MAN?! Well, if you ask Jake, and...

Decepticons go to Cybertron to get their knowledge on, Autobots go to earth because its dirt planet

Optimus Prime has been fired. He had a good run, but he just can't keep the decepticons off our backs. So, for all intense ad porpoises, let us know if y'all shaggy goose egg bois know of another kindly robot fellow that may consider offering us an egg in this trying time. Also, Megatron is back AGAIN, sprinkling little pops and clicks throughout the episode. You've been warned I guess... We've am...

Listen up Shaggy Goose Egg Boi Militia, we've got another problematic episode for y'all to listen to today. But first things first, Megatron is F*****g back. I really thought we had gotten rid of him but he is one persistent bastard. Oh, and you might want to cover your ears a few times throughout this one because Jake likes to cuss and there's also the occasional Psycho (1960) spoiler.  Regardles...

"Brkbrgubrkbrgu EEEEYOMP" - Raul Duke as Johnny Depp In a world where one man CAN make a difference and blankets are boxes, drugs are the answer to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Or so we thought. America is an s-town, and it always has been, except for once in the 60s, when everyone was high on life and hanging ten. But all good things must come to an end, and that's precisely what h...