Best Frenemies

This is our special Thanksgiving episode, but we don’t mention anything about the holiday because Johnny and Christopher are way too self-centered to be troubled with Thanksgiving. Christopher is thankful that he’ll be out of town and won’t have to deal with Johnny over the holiday. Johnny is thankful for home STD tests. The boys do Top 5 animals they wish they were. They discuss the television sh...

Johnny and Christopher find time in their busy schedules to record a new episode. All the Tinder profiles aren’t going to swipe right without Johnny’s help, and Christopher and the Utah Jazz took the summer off to think about their relationship, but they’re back together and trying to make it work. The boys give their Top 5 teams/players/fans they hate. They discuss the new Dune. And they recommen...

After getting harassed by their most loyal fans, Johnny and Christopher grudgingly recorded a new episode. This is episode 60! Holy crap! Sixty episodes of gibberish. They do Top 5 Chris and Johhnys who are better than the Best Frenemies. Johnny thinks it’s funny that Chris’ favorite movie is about music—Almost Famous; they discuss the 20-year-old film for no particular reason. And they recommend...

Well, well, well, look who got promoted to black belts. Johnny might be the first person promoted to black belt who felt he deserved it. This episode clocks in over an hour because Johnny and Christopher talk about themselves. They do top 5 excuses, and then they recommend some stuff. Please hit them up with questions and suggestions at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 

Johnny and Christopher sit down with their Jiu-Jitsu professor Tainan Dalpra, who is a world-class Jiu-Jitsu competitor and all-around good guy—two things Johnny and Christopher are not. They give their Top 5 emotional scenes from movies, making the Best Frenemies come across as emotionally fragile. And they recommend some stuff.   

Johnny and Christopher are trying to get their act together to get more podcasts out to their tens of fans. In this episode, their friend Jean Patrol is mentioned twice. He claims he's from Brazil, but they have reason to believe he’s French Canadian. He’s worried being mentioned on the podcast will make people not like him “like how they don’t like Johnny and Christopher” (See?! He’s rude like a...

Johnny and Christopher are back after an unplanned hiatus. A lot has happened. The Utah Jazz are still in the playoffs. Johnny is requesting dick pics be emailed to him at johnny.c5678@gmail.com (or a listener who doesn’t know Johnny or Christopher, please send a note telling us who you are). In this episode, they do Top 5 hobbies they should have started instead of Jiu-Jitsu. They discuss the FX...

Johnny and Christopher are coming in hot like an elderly couple making a run at the local joint for the early bird special. Top 5 things they love AND hate about the NBA season this year. They discuss the Hulu documentary Sasquatch. They recommend some stuff. Christopher proves he’s a #musichead by correctly guessing the 8-bit opening song—it was quite the moment.

Johnny and Christopher prove once again they will butcher most last names when they welcome brothers Alexis and Gustavo Fonseca of Autore Jiu-Jitsu. Top 5 things you wish your younger self knew. They recommend some stuff. And Prof Jeff drops by for #Comichead. Full disclosure: There aren’t any hoes in this episode unless you lump Johnny into this category. Christopher can’t be considered a hoe bec...

Johnny and Christopher are back after a month's hiatus because Johnny couldn’t get his act together. Seriously, Christopher is over him canceling times to record. Worst podcast partner ever. It’s fitting Top 5 insults is on this episode. They discuss Nico Walker’s novel Cherry that’s been adapted into an Apple TV movie. They recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher are back and show their singing range during the Top 5 best karaoke songs. They are seriously considering bringing back their band, the “Sh&tty Triangles.” They discuss the new Netflix series Murder Among Mormons. They recommend some stuff. And they record one of their worst segments to date with the return of Sebastian.

Johnny and Christopher are back from their winter hiatus to ring in 2021! Hopefully, this year won’t suck like 2020. In this episode, they give Top 5 annoying things about the pandemic. They discuss the recently released Ernest Cline novel Ready Player 2. Ms. Jamie Reese stops by to defend herself from Johnny’s airing of grievances. And they recommend some stuff.

This is the 50th episode! How did that happen? Let’s be honest: Nobody thought Johnny and Christopher would release five episodes, much less 50. Well, screw our doubters! In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 Metallica songs. They discuss the television series Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. Also, they agree Boba Fett is dead and hasn’t returned from the Sarlacc Pit. Furthermore,...

Johnny and Christopher outdo themselves in this episode. They discuss the new Bravo series The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Really? Whose idea was that? What’s next? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Their loyal listeners are well within their rights to never listen to this podcast ever again. I’d love to claim they redeem themselves with the Top 5 movies they wish were real, except Johnny ha...

Johnny and Christopher bring you a very Australian episode. A shoutout to Christopher, who worked through some Aussie issues; he harbors resentments with Qantas flight crews and one Australian jiu-jitsu professor who antagonizes his foot lock game (the professor will remain nameless). The boys give their Top 5 favorite Australians. They eat a slew of Aussie treats Juggs sent them. And they recomme...

Johnny and Christopher discuss how the cosmos has come into sync, allowing them to be unemployed at the same time. They give their Top 5 cool stuff they’re going to do while jobless. They discuss Deep Cover, a true-crime podcast about an undercover FBI agent whose case ultimately leads to a US invasion of a foreign country. (Johnny is trying to take credit for discovering this podcast, but his bro...

Johnny and Christopher have outdone themselves with their argument over the Top 5 reasons Best Frenemies will break up. It’s a bitch fight for the ages. A knockdown, drag-out, I’m-gonna-scratch-your-eyes-out brawl. Prof Jeff joins the boys for a #comichead segment. Johnny and Christopher discuss the second season of Amazon Prime’s The Boys. They recommend some stuff. And, more importantly, they gi...

Shockingly, Johnny and Christopher managed to make time to record this episode. Johnny has gone down a video game rabbit hole, and Christopher is busy pretending to look for a job. But the boys came together and got it done. In this episode, indie rock star Daniel Fornasa, aka King Daniel, stopped by to discuss the life Johnny and Christopher wish they had. They do Top 5 things that will kill them...

Yippee-ki-yay, mother effers! It’s the western episode of Best Frenemies! Johnny and Christopher dressed up for this episode; Christopher looked like a rugged, manly cowboy, while Johnny looked like the cowboy from the Village People. Prof Jeff joins them for Top 5 western films and #comichead. They recommend some stuff, and Christopher ruins one of Johnny’s stories, which is excellent! Payback is...

The Best Frenemies have broken quarantine, and the only reason is that Johnny was butt bent that Christopher sounded better in the remote recordings. Seriously, true story. “Chris, I don’t care if you get the ‘rona and die! I’d gladly sacrifice your life in order to not have you sound better in our podcasts!” Johnny and Christopher do Top 5 favorite alien movies. They discuss the Spotify podcast m...

Johnny and Christopher are beginning to crack from the imposed lockdown. Okay, Johnny is doing just fine. Christopher is beginning to crack. In this episode, Christopher discusses how he used to get high and watch Varsity Blues over and over. “I don’t want your life!” The Best Frenemies give their Top 5 most rewatchable movies. They discuss the new Apple TV documentary Beastie Boys Story. Prof Jef...

Johnny and Christopher are back at it while in quarantine. For some reason, they thought it would be a good idea to invite the Laker Chicken to join them. They learned three things during this segment: 1. The Laker Chicken is an asshole. 2. Christopher has thrown up on the Laker Chicken. 3. Johnny didn’t say much during this segment, so that was a positive. They do Top 5 things everyone loves, but...

Johnny and Christopher are back, but this time their audio is better because they’re using headsets. Who knew? Not those technical geniuses. In this episode, Johnny had a great idea to record in his car. “It’ll be like my private recording studio,” he said. “Nobody will bother me.” They had to re-record the first segment four times because people kept interrupting him while recording. Christopher...

Johnny and Christopher are back fast and furious. This might be a record for fastest turnaround in uploading a new episode. I don’t want to suggest they’re getting sloppy, but they forgot to have a “meat and potato” segment in this episode. But don’t fret. You’ll forget all about that when you hear the shoddy audio as they continue to record as they observe the shelter-in-place order. Top 5 things...

Johnny and Christopher are back for a very special episode that was recorded entirely on their iPhones. They used a special app that allowed them to record while practicing social distancing to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Johnny doesn’t have the luxury of sheltering-in-place because heroes don’t think about their own safety. His heroic efforts are making sure the masses have Rockstar during th...