Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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Autor

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Comedy

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Último episodio

19 de oct. de 2026

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Episodios

Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls 26.06.2019

She was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing tennis, how she copes with pressure situations, what it's like dating as a professional athlete, if tennis players are narcissists, what she really thinks about Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova, death threats, how she eats while competing, and who s...

Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating 19.06.2019

Former plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn't immediately love her dog, the complexity of body positivity, why she reminds everyone of Khloe Kardashian, how people hate fat people, platonic male friends, why she loves shy men, her instagram sickness, the deal with her and Carl, and why hitting rock bottom is great. Follow...

Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs 12.06.2019

Amanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she really feels about engagement rings, the fact she she wan't actually cast for the show, how she likes approaching men first, the real timeline of her relationship with Kyle, what happened with the cheating rumor, self-sabotaging in relationships, if...

Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies 05.06.2019

There is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like Humans of New York but photos of guy's butts and their coming out stories. Jeff explains the definition of a twink, his friendship with British Dave, what it's like to have large balls, pro tips for blow jobs, when he knew he was gay, how he came out,...

Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers 29.05.2019

Mike is Hannah's ex boyfriend's best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The two discuss the complexities of a breakup, how he succeeded in getting out of the friend zone, having the same career as your best friend or significant other and not getting jealous of their success, how to...

Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B 21.05.2019

She's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty internships, what it's like to look like cool barbie, why she got fired that one time, rolling panic attacks, how she almost got taken abroad, how taxes are fucked up, and why she moved to LA.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow...

Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing 15.05.2019

He is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, the first time he got his heart broken, the 2 things you need to be a successful DJ, why he always felt like there was an elephant in the room, how Avicii's death affected him, loving the worst parts about what you do, how to win over a crowd, whether...

Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness 08.05.2019

Hannah didn't like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral on Twitter, why everyone hated her during college, how many friends you actually need, what it's like working for Barstool,  how she writes the perfect tweet, her selfie secrets, and that time she was really depressed. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagr...

Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators 01.05.2019

Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in the relationship, why body positivity annoys her, how she wants assets, napping at work, why dudes don't like her, and she and Hannah do some Depression ASMR. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @b...

Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts 24.04.2019

You've probably seen @tank.sinatra on Instagram, but today we learn about who, how, and why he is AKA why he was scared of the devil as a kid, that time he forgot he wrote a book, when he was broke in California, how his mind was his master but then he learned how to master his mind, intrusive thoughts, how parents fuck you up, how he hates when people abuse the word "gratitude", how he can tell i...

Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life 17.04.2019

Katie is a top professional ballerina in NYC.  She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often she's contemplated quitting, the politics and pettiness of dance, how she mentally and physically prepare for performances, being a perfectionist, what it's like to date as a ballerina/if they have crazy sex, the prevalence of disordered eating in ball...

Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything 10.04.2019

Mack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginity, talking during sex, the difficulty of music industry, why black men don't cheat, their opinion about the Kardashian empire, farting in your sleep, granny panties, bad hand jobs, and how to appreciate your hell. Follow Guys Next Door on Instagram:...

Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones 03.04.2019

You may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Marines to comedy.  She explains why she wanted to become a Marine, her experience in Afghanistan, falling in love with a Marine, suicidal thoughts, and how one tweet changed her life.  Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter at @beingbernz Follow...

Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys 27.03.2019

Komal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She comes from a traditional South Asian family and it caused her to not express her feelings. This made her great at her job, but not great at relationships. We discuss how heartbreaks can happen with non romantic relationships, how to turn your heartbr...

Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost 20.03.2019

Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his corporate job, when you should cry after sex, the rules of cuddling after sex, whether jared would want Kris Jenner as his manager, and why it's hard to enjoy vacation. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50%...

Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting 13.03.2019

Remy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication during sex, rejection masturbating, how the P-word is dangerous, sex toys, masturbating tips, feeling sexy, smoking weed everyday, what the clit actually looks like, vagina shaming, naked dating, imposter syndrome, and when you should cut people out of y...

Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity 06.03.2019

Hannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and he has dated some of the coolest girls in Hollywood, has a million followers, and is a successful actor. Breaking into the industry hasn't been easy and after some success, he believes fame is a dirty word.  Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twit...

Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes 27.02.2019

She is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft,  what it means to be an empath, CBD, reincarnation, knowing her boyfriend is a past life, being bisexual, getting out of depression, and the afterlife. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow...

Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking 24.02.2019

You guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrological consultation and Hannah chats with the podcast veteran about her dating demons, worst heartbreak, trust issues, being Type A, and leaving corporate America. Go to We Met At Acme to listen to Hannah tell Lindsey all about her love life! Follow...

Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty 20.02.2019

Sonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for marriage- who the hell is this guy? He keeps his identity private, which makes him much more interesting. He also doesn't know what his five year plan is and Hannah would argue that five year plans are bullshit.  LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% o...

Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness 13.02.2019

She stands 6'1" without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an Emmy. But despite all her success in show business, her dating life is all over the place. A psychic told her that she will meet her husband overseas and she's convinced American guys don't like funny wome...

Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings 06.02.2019

She is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple piercings, getting rejected as a soul cycle instructor, but she still has personal demons she doesn't show her followers. Also, we found out we hooked up with the same guy this summer which was weird. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http:/...

Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure 30.01.2019

Not only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Like Serhant, and founder of his own media entertainment company. Ryan Serhant reveals his strange secrets to success, including never trying to sell yourself and having a crippling fear of failure. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www....

Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs 23.01.2019

Arguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post the funniest comments by celebrities from all over the internet. Founders Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer seem to have the dream millennial gig, but Hannah discovers all the insecurities, fears, and struggles that come with managing a viral Instagram a...

Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting 16.01.2019

She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible decision in Key West with a guy named Fabio. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz F...

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