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Nikki was with her parents in St. Louis for most of quarantine where she was stuck with her own thoughts. She's recovering from an eating disorder, figuring out her dating life, and reassessing her stand up comedy career. Get tickets to Hannah's Friendsgiving comedy show on November 18th HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support...

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on, if she would ever get married, her long term career plans, why she doesn't want to date celebrities, and what she doesn't share with the public. GET TIX TO MY VIRTUAL FRIENDSGIVING COMEDY SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner--- This e...

Alex explains why she never does interviews, the secret marketing strategy behind Call Her Daddy, how her parents actually feel about her show, what she is most insecure about, how she edits her photos on instagram, her workout/eating routine, her mindset becoming a single Father, and much more.. Don't miss Hannah's live virtual comedy show! GET TIX HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/category/hannah...

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical with love, being sober and how Hannah drove him to therapy. For an bonus hour of more intimate stories with Hannah and Des go to Patreon.com/BerningInHell--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easi...

Violet is the babe behind the very popular meme page @daddyissues_. and podcast host of Too Tired To Be Crazy. She opens up about her fear of being boring, why she hasn't had sex since April, how she left her accounting job, why she got veneers when she was 5, her regrets buying a home, and her hookup with Francesca Farago. Follow Violet on instagram at @violetbenson and check out her interview wi...

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it's actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio show, why she is the Bravo Miley Cyrus, and all her thoughts on the newest Bravo Show, Bravo's Chat Room!!!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bern...

Alise used to work with Hannah at Betches and today they reunite in hell. Alise updates her on her successful voiceover career, why she started roasting her 15 year old self, dating losers, remembering MySpace, when she got diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, making comedy videos that went viral with Hannah, and how she found the one.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhe...

Shah's Of Sunset star, Nema Vand, crashed Giggly Squad and met Hannah. On this episode in hell, he explains why his teeth are so white, how Hannah broke his veneers, his new nose job, being a white-washed persian, why Paige loves Persian guys, if he wants to have a family, his new career change, his past lives, why he got divorced, and how he lost 55 pounds.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor...

Erica explains how the hell she got herpes, how it affected her dating life, the rules of hooking up with a std, and why crying is healthy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kaitlynn has had some very public breakups and is going to hell to explain with the ef happened. She explains why she got a divorce from Brody Jenner, finding independence, the price of fame, dating a woman, why she decided to do The Hills, and how she met her new man.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://a...

Naz explains how to survive heartbreak, being a producer on the Bachelor, how sleep changed her life, being in a loneliness epidemic, never having a boyfriend, being too agreeable, disconnecting from your phone, who she would hook up with on The Bachelor, and how to flirt really fucking well.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support...

Hanna discusses her first impression meeting Hannah, working with Chelsea Handler, online haters, being sober, getting dumped in a park, her tattoo mistakes, zoloft, being annoying, her belief in psychics, how she almost got casted as Hannah Montana's best friend, awkward phone sex, and the time she ran into Leonardo DiCaprio. Get 20% off your first order of Native natural deodorant with code BERN...

Luann discusses how she became a housewife, who she is most pissed at, how she met Hannah, online dating, European men vs American men, getting vulnerable, how she stays so fit, her favorite classy drinks, how she's handling quarantine, all the projects that she is working on, and the reunion. Use the code BERN for 15% off your order at AthenaClub.com Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com...

Comedian Mike Cannon discusses being a bad office manager, what not to do when sending nudes, the power dynamic in his marriage, Hannah's comedian crush, discovering your family has mental illness, and we talked about a lot of random shit.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support...

Comedian Heather McDonald discusses all the people she's blue balled in Hollywood, why she didn't lose her virginity until she was 27, how she decided to get into comedy, how to drop people's names on podcasts, why she doesn't have a Netflix special, setting the bar low as a mother, what she would do if she was a Real Housewife, married couples on TikTok and the moment she almost became a scientol...

How she met her husband on Tinder, overcoming trust and abandonment issues, dating during quarantine, not needing validation, her opinion of Luke, her relationship with her body after pregnancy, affirmations, cheating in your dreams, and the struggles of doing a virtual reunion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast...

Comedian Doug Smith explains why men like mustaches, the art of dog walking, dealing with acne, his heroic fight in the subway, social anxiety, and what it's actually like to be a Jehovah's witness,--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Ziwe is comedy's "it girl" right now, being featured in the New York Times and Vanity fair in this month alone! She is a writer, comedian, and host of the hottest Instagram show right now, Baited where she makes white people uncomfortable. She is also a huge reality tv fan, fashionista, and activist. Sign up for your trial today at NOOM.COM/BERN To get a Beach Body FREE trial membership, text HANN...

He discusses working with Bobby Flay, being a food influencer, how he met Rayna Greenberg, tips to succeed in social media, his daily routine, why he loves having female friends, his love of sushi, why he's been single for 10 years. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2 free months of Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN Get 10% off your first month at bet...

It's time for a REMIX episode of Berning In Hell X Off The Vine, the collab we never knew could happen but so happy it did. We get into all things reality TV, manifestation, insecurities, and relationships. We also talk about our biggest turn offs, why we're anti five-year plans, and we end with some confessions and sins. Go to Prose.com/bern for your FREE in-depth hair quiz and 15% off.--- This e...

Ashley Gavin discusses pubic hair regimens, quarantining with her girlfriend, changing careers from an engineer to comedian, the perks of rock bottom, why she was in therapy since she was 5, the worst way to come out to your parents, toxic masculinity in lesbian culture, how she lost 50 pounds, and how to actually meditate. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2...

Luke introduced Hannah to Rotimi a couple months ago. He discusses growing up in Guyana and Antigua, the culture shift in America, playing Skeletor in The First Purge, why he decided to become an actor, how he met Luke at Abercrombie and Fitch, the Black Lives Matter movement, and how to find your creative tribe. Sign up for your trial today at noom.com/BERNStart your Beach Body On Demand free tri...

Tracey explains how reality tv shaped her into the person she is today, being an out of control teen, her fear of germs, instagram mental break downs, getting cheated on, and how to negotiate for more money. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhe...

Taylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Daddy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn't sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like, if he's sick of seeing boobs, if he fell out of love with modeling, his cunnilingus advice, and what he hates most about Hannah. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. ThriveMarket.com/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest w...