ASTRO SLUTS

We’ve made it full circle babes. The final sign of the Zodiac is here…Pisces. First things first, the basics. We dive into the final water sign of the zodiac’s symbol, modality, planetary ruler and more. Then, we discuss Pisces celebrities along with the TV and movie characters we think have strong Pisces energy. We share our listener’s experiences dating these whimsical fishies along with our own...

They’re not like other signs…they’re Aquarians! In today’s episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius’ element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! Then, we discuss movie and TV characters who we thi...

We’re getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we’ve learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there’s so much more to Capricorns that we’ll discover. First things first, the basics. Sta...

Giddy up! Today we’re discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next up, we discuss Sagittarius-coded TV and movie chara...

Shhh…we have a secret. Today’s episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about this sign. We discuss TV and movie characters tha...

Welcome to adorable hour! We’re chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra’s element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through Libra celebrities then share the TV and movie char...

The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today’s episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie and TV characters that we think give us Virgo vibe...

We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo’s modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo energy. We dial up one of our Leo besties to hear wha...

We’re making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Cancers before getting into Cancer celebrities to se...

Today we’re chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you’re one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they’re a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movie characters we think represent the Gemini archety...

We’re making our way through the zodiac this season and today’s episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how these signs show up in the world. We then discuss...

Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we’re getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about the Aries basics then move into a quick vibe chec...

This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie’s family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo’s chart that align with her dramatic, culture shocking, never been do...

This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul’s career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his relationship with his rancher husband, their Wyoming...

Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande’s birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week’s epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari’s birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transits in the timing of her career and Dani shares the...

Taylor Swift has been one of the most requested topics since day one of Astro Sluts and we’ve finally caved. We’re diving into the birth chart of Miss Blondie herself, in this episode we discuss what makes her unlike any Sagittarius we’ve ever seen, why she’s such a girlboss despite her Cancer moon and Scorpio rising and so SO much more. We also look into the relationship that has moved America, T...

If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ (a super fair take). *MAJOR S...

From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, we’re unpacking it all.  Subscribe to get acce...

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorp...

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half’ of the...

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus entering Libra and all the other planetary shifts alo...

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Satur...

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. Dani gives us an overview of Libra season and Aubr...

Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen’s background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and the experience of visiting Aura Aura. Then, it’s t...

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex ed’ topic, kink in the birth chart. We discuss aste...