APFM | A Podcast For Men

Alright, folks, we're back, serving up our piping hot takes on everything that you didn't ask for, because let's be honest, only our two cents really matter. We're jamming on John Lennon, rambling about city infrastructures, and, oh yeah, suddenly we're movie critics now. While Hollywood's A-list directors might divide us, come on, the best Mission Impossible is clearly the Phillip Seymour Hoffman...

Alright, I guess we're doing this. First off, huge shout out to those Indian tech YouTubers who think a 10-minute intro is what we all signed up for. Seriously, thanks for wasting our time. Now, let's crack open the can of worms that is religion. Dylan's out here assuming every Muslim's on that 5-times-a-day prayer grind, while Cam's busy trashing Western Christianity like he's got it all figured...

Sensitive Topics Ahead: Please note, this episode covers challenging and distressing subjects such as sexual abuse and rape. We strongly advise discretion and caution while listening. Hey, strap in folks—this one's a doozy. Just a heads-up, we're hitting some real dark stuff, like sexual abuse and rape, so maybe keep the kids away for this. Anyways, got a juicy bonus episode for you, and guess who...

This episode we're chatting about the twisted maze of human trafficking – yeah, even track stars like Mo Farah aren't safe. Then there's the UK government playing fast and loose with deportations – Wind Rush style. And as the cherry on top, we'll get into how the media, Candace Owens, and Trevor Noah are riding the Kanye mental health rollercoaster for clicks. Get ready for some unfiltered truth b...

Lifting weights and CIA schemes? Classic combo. Dive into this chaotic mix with your three not-so-heroic hosts. We're belting out dated jingles one minute, then deep-diving into cyber-healthcare campaigns and media empires the next. And because we love to keep it random, let's throw in some CIA money-washing trivia. Get ready for another round of the finest, most sarcastic bullshit we've got. Host...

Alright gents, rev up those testosterone engines cause we're going full throttle into Cruise control. Dive deep into the world of 'Mission Maybe-Too-Possible' with us and bathe in the glow of those lesser celebrated Cruise epics like Minority Report. Dylan’s itching to vent about 'Heat', and spoiler alert: we're diving headfirst into 'Bodies, Bodies, Bodies' and its totally original twist ending....

Caffeine-infused and ready to roast: today we're diving deep into the dark side of your coffee machine - yeah, it's more treacherous than you think. Ever wonder about prosthetic boobs in the classroom, or the risky game of hitting up strangers on Facebook Marketplace? We're covering that and more, from the underbelly of suburban crime to the quirks of college kids and the wild world of kinks. Stra...

Alright, strap in folks: we're diving deep into Kanye's beautifully chaotic brain. The dude's slinging out writing credits like Oprah with cars, all while rocking billionaire status. I mean, bless him for trying to make fashion less elitist, right? On the style front, where does stuff like Gucci even stand next to Vivian Westwood? But why stop at fashion? Let's chat about private jails, the beauty...

Well, isn't this just a delightful episode we've got lined up. We're doing some mental gymnastics today, jumping from trans athletes to neo-Nazis crash-landing in sports. Ever wondered why netball's the poster sport for women? We’re just as puzzled. Then we'll touch the third rail – are rape jokes ever okay, and who made us the joke police? And, because we love ending on an uncomplicated note, let...

We're all recovering from COVID so this one's kinda balls. Dive into this mess of an episode of APFM, where we somehow connect the dots between Dumbledore’s questionable views, the tragicomic appeal of 'Two and a Half Men', and the gendered Olympics of deception. Ever pondered if melanin impacts presidential ambitions? Or if there's a correct decibel level for jamming out to Imagine Dragons' "Enem...

Alright, buckle up, here's the deal: You ever get told off by a teacher and snap back? Or maybe had a teacher cross some...questionable lines? We're getting down and dirty this episode, diving headfirst into the muck of bullying. We ain’t saints - we've dished it out and taken some hits. But guess what? We're trying to un-fuck ourselves, be less shitty humans. And for a bonus round? Let's dissect...

This is the opposite of ASMR. Today we're plunging down the rabbit hole of wannabe celebrity voices and the twisted gymnastics of language. You've got Louis CK playing hide-and-seek with Redditors who can't take a joke, some background noise on that "Money for Nothing" tune, and a hipster-level analysis of Wes Anderson's films. But hold onto your didgeridoo - we're also hot-tailing through the Aus...

Scrapped our pilot episode – trust me, you’re better off. So what’s cooking now? A bizarre mash-up where the clitoris meets Trevor Noah, Kanye's wild side bumps into Johnny Depp’s courtroom drama, and somehow M.I.A. chimes in on Trump. Oh, and does anyone really know where Kim K lands on the hotness scale? Dive into this chaotic verbal stew and decide for yourself. Enjoy... or don’t. Whatever. Hos...