Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 358: Eternal Champions 13.07.2020 38:38 ↓

Gary's favorite game! He says it! He can't take it back!

Abject Suffering 357: Executive Suite 06.07.2020 35:04 ↓

This little businessman sim is actually pretty good, so we do a kind of job interview of our own.

Abject Suffering 356: Receiver 29.06.2020 57:22 ↓

An indie game with a simple premise: highlight how much regular video games make using a gun look easier than it actually is.

Abject Suffering 355: Cyber Stadium Series: Base Wars 22.06.2020 40:22 ↓

We really got cheated when it came to extreme sports. It's all just crotch hugs, with very few robots in sight.

Abject Suffering 354: Popeye (ZX Spectrum) 15.06.2020 43:32 ↓

The Popeye universe is more vast and more pointless than we initially imagined.

Abject Suffering 353: Ninjabread Man 09.06.2020 34:32 ↓

We stretch the concept of "concepts" to the limits.

Abject Suffering 352: Rock Star Ate My Hamster! 01.06.2020 49:06 ↓

We were excited to play a band simulator, but all we got was Lemonade Stand plus puns.

Abject Suffering 351: Mega Man X7 25.05.2020 46:58 ↓

From one of the best games of all time, to an unmitigated disaster.

Abject Suffering 350: Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animal Racing Tournament 18.05.2020 42:21 ↓

Episode 350 introduces a beloved character that will endure for decades to come.

Abject Suffering 349: Top Gun: Fire at Will 11.05.2020 46:19 ↓

How has Top Gun remained a cultural touchstone for all of these years?

Abject Suffering 348: Mystic Towers 04.05.2020 44:15 ↓

We stumbled into a gross one. Sorry, folks.

Abject Suffering 347: The Coin Game 27.04.2020 45:04 ↓

Get ready for us to be effusively positive about an extremely strange and nostalgic experience.

Abject Suffering 346: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 20.04.2020 31:06 ↓

Take a good book and make a wonderful movie out of it, then wait 30 years and make a terrible movie and somehow a worse game of that movie.

Abject Suffering 345: Silent Service 13.04.2020 44:21 ↓

Talk about submarine life segues abruptly into the dismal dystopia of Cameo.

Abject Suffering 344: Bad Boys: Miami Takedown 06.04.2020 40:21 ↓

These bad, bad, bad, bad boys don't make us feel so good.

Abject Suffering 343: Dreams to Reality 30.03.2020 26:34 ↓

This very bad 3D platformer has you playing as Anthony Kiedis in a surreally meaningless empty void.

Abject Suffering 342: Road Trip Adventure 23.03.2020 45:42 ↓

Before you head to the polls to vote for the next car president, remember my campaign slogan: Cars are cars all over the world. Similarly made, similarly sold.

Abject Suffering 341: Danger Girl 16.03.2020 48:25 ↓

The 90s really were the pits, weren't they?

Abject Suffering 340: Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution 09.03.2020 42:31 ↓

A relic from an era that reached peak Talky.

Abject Suffering 339: I must kill...: Fresh Meat 02.03.2020 35:09 ↓

How do you talk about a game that isn't a game... yet?

Abject Suffering 338: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 2) 24.02.2020 45:09 ↓

You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Abject Suffering 337: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 1) 17.02.2020 44:31 ↓

This is another Abject Suffering emergency as we sail into the sea of madness that is the Captain Crunch Extended Universe.

Abject Suffering 336: Facade 10.02.2020 31:10 ↓

In which we introduce the concept of "offboarding week" to Abject Suffering.

Abject Suffering 335: No Escape 03.02.2020 42:05 ↓

This is based on a movie that doesn't exist, and you can't convince us otherwise.

Abject Suffering 334: Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge 27.01.2020 38:55 ↓

The Frogger Expanded Universe is no place to raise a kid.